I joined Twitter. Who do you follow?

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free basket of chips: Sep 7, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I joined twitter. Mostly to enter sweepstakes to try and supplement my income. Other then that though, who do goons follow these days?

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:11

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:35

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

You can't go wrong with Jon Hendren aka @fart. Former SA admin and social media prankster. Just check it out mate

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:12

guns for tits: Dec 25, 2014

Follow your dreams, OP.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:15

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

nobody wants you on twitter get off

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:16

free basket of chips: Sep 7, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Drunk & Ugly posted:

nobody wants you on twitter get off

Nobody wants you in general

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:17

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Red Suit posted:

Nobody wants you in general

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# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:18

HJE-Cobra: Jul 15, 2007; Bear Witness; Hell Gem

I follow this guy called @lowtax, he's kinda funny maybe you've heard of him

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:46

cnut: May 3, 2016

There is so much good on twitter it's best to follow them all so you don't miss out.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:48

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Massimo Pigliucci?

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:50

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

@RealShigeruM

https://twitter.com/RealShigeruM/status/459436008233119744

# ? Jul 18, 2016 12:52

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Nihilist arbys

# ? Jul 18, 2016 13:14

yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Also start chasing Pokemons.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 13:55

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:01

Seymour Butts: Jun 26, 2003; I break girls in like baseball gloves

your mother and sister, OP

# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:06

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Red Suit posted:

I joined twitter. Mostly to enter sweepstakes to try and supplement my income. Other then that though, who do goons follow these days?

the only one worth following is @dril, everyone else is god loving awful

# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:08

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

Follow as many unofficial small town police scanner accounts as you can

# ? Jul 18, 2016 14:14

paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

spud posted:

@RealShigeruM

https://twitter.com/RealShigeruM/status/459436008233119744

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:11

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

I got Twitter for one evening. It was the night before Mass Effect 3 came out and they had game characters twiting about the alien invasion. At some point during that night I was hit by a massive wave of shame and embarrassment, and foreverially deleted my account.

I still quietly suspect that the reason that game sucked was the universe punishing me for being retarded.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:28

ManDingo: Jun 1, 2001

Donald Trump

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:31

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

twitter? more like shitter lol :smug:

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:35

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I made one ten years ago and haven't logged in since. Which is ironic as I'm sure many Twitter users made an SA account ten years ago and haven't logged in since. Rly makes u think

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:37

Bloomington: Apr 20, 2010

ManDingo posted:

Donald Trump

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:50

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Twitter is like 15 years old

It's already on its way out

Way to get in front of trends op

# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:59

schmitty9800: Feb 10, 2003

Kuato posted:

I made one ten years ago and haven't logged in since. Which is ironic as I'm sure many Twitter users made an SA account ten years ago and haven't logged in since. Rly makes u think

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:17

scott zoloft: Dec 7, 2015; yeah same

follow the sorcerer's code

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:26

free basket of chips: Sep 7, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Don Tacorleone posted:

Twitter is like 15 years old

It's already on its way out

Way to get in front of trends op

By all means, tell me where I should go for hot sweepstakes news

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:52

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

Drunk & Ugly posted:

i never followed the "smash mouth, eat the eggs" thing

now i wish i had

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:53

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Red Suit posted:

I joined twitter. Mostly to enter sweepstakes to try and supplement my income. Other then that though, who do goons follow these days?

https://twitter.com/jalbertman/following

Here ya go

# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:54

tankadillo: Aug 15, 2006

da mutha fucken share z0ne

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:15

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

i never followed the "smash mouth, eat the eggs" thing

now i wish i had

well this picture pretty much sums up how it turned out

Hendren said smash mouth, eat the eggs
eat the eggs, I'll donate money to charity,
Guy Fieri says I'll cook the eggs
he cooks the eggs
at the event Smash Mouth says how about I don't eat the eggs and you eat the eggs instead, and still donate the money to charity
and the rest is history

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:21

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

jon heder

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

ManDingo posted:

Donald Trump

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:24

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

ManDingo posted:

Donald Trump

The only reason to join twitter is to follow Donald Trump. Even before he ran for President his feed was amazing and mostly him calling people ugly and telling them how much they sucked at golf. I kind of miss it.

The Human Crouton fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jul 18, 2016

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:27

Michaellaneous: Oct 30, 2013

Just follow all of the .txt twitters for the most retarded poo poo on the internet and nerds you can laugh at.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:46

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

twitter is a cesspool, leave before it infects you

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:50

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

battle not with tweeters, lest ye become a twat
and if you tweet into the tweetosphere, the tweetosphere tweets also into you

# ? Jul 18, 2016 18:55

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

The only thing I use twitter for is to follow mercenaries in Syria that tweet pics of themselves rolling cigarettes in the desert.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:27

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

more like donald dump lol

thank god the superpower of the world has a potential cartoon character a president this is awesome lets all die together

# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:31

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

https://twitter.com/LiveCutCorner/status/754262824386306048

# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:37

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:35

a dog from hell: Oct 18, 2009; by zen death robot

Drunk & Ugly posted:

more like donald dump lol

thank god the superpower of the world has a potential cartoon character a president this is awesome lets all die together

It's you. You're the cartoon character.

# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:44

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