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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



now tha t trump picked pence its hosed up that trump's gonna get x'd out and pence is gonna be the president i hear the kock brothers tie their dingalings 2together on the reg and slide it into pences wrinkly ol a hole to transmit reptilian messages anyways i'm excited for my money on online betting for when trump wins

unless u actually think the donald wanted 2 pick pence lol

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



pictured above: donald trump trying to take out the future president with his you're fired bullets

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


To be honest, we should just cut out the middlemen and just let the Kock brothers run the country as presidents.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Dude....

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




its cool trump will probz just get indicted for something not actually x'd out chin up

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Clicked for porno. Awaiting satisfaction.

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Hey America are you excited to suck my Kock, brothers?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Serviette posted:

Clicked for porno. Awaiting satisfaction.

???

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

social vegan posted:

its cool trump will probz just get indicted for something not actually x'd out chin up

I'm voting Bruce Campbell.

You and the opposite side can all suck my god damned balls.

Suck me dry monsieur.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



VendaGoat posted:

I'm voting Bruce Campbell.

You and the opposite side can all suck my god damned balls.

Suck me dry monsieur.

i'm canadian and would only vote for sticky icky ganja man but i thgouth u should know trump may have just appointed ur next president

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
what the 'H" even is this thread

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

I like where this thread's going

:razz:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Iron Prince posted:

what the 'H" even is this thread

i don't know but i wish i could give the OP the "D"

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Whoa! This kind of filth belongs in the proper subforum...

Anyway, my foray into politics was interning in the US Senate; I got to browse the internet all day and get hammered and eat fine food for free at receptions 4-5 nights a week. poo poo was sweet; would highly recommend it.

That was Bush era Capitol Hill, not sure if Obama killed all of that with lobbyist regulations.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Kuato posted:

Whoa! This kind of filth belongs in the proper subforum...

Anyway, my foray into politics was interning in the US Senate; I got to browse the internet all day and get hammered and eat fine food for free at receptions 4-5 nights a week. poo poo was sweet; would highly recommend it.

That was Bush era Capitol Hill, not sure if Obama killed all of that with lobbyist regulations.

ya i agree bring back conspiracy an d mod me thanks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

social vegan posted:

ya i agree bring back conspiracy an d mod me thanks

2nd

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

social vegan posted:

i'm canadian and would only vote for sticky icky ganja man but i thgouth u should know trump may have just appointed ur next president

Oh canadia :allears:

Tell us more about how we are the backwards culture of misfits.

Oh canadia, tell us how you stand on guard for thee.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



what if hillary picks a vp knowing she could b indicted so she'll pick some1 who will pardon her and her whole retarded family when she steps down now giv e me the subofrum thanks

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



VendaGoat posted:

Oh canadia :allears:

Tell us more about how we are the backwards culture of misfits.

Oh canadia, tell us how you stand on guard for thee.

y are u being defensive i'm not saying i'm bette ri'm saying it'd be hosed up if pence is ther so koch bros r back in it for republican

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

social vegan posted:

y are u being defensive i'm not saying i'm bette ri'm saying it'd be hosed up if pence is ther so koch bros r back in it for republican

I'm saying you like to lick windows.

You like to lick windows, don't you squidward?

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


Eh, I got promoted to a position where I'm making bank and have things like health care and a 401k and can buy a house. Let them take over now, I'll ride the gravy train from here on out.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The conspiracy subforum was good. Then some idiot banned their mod and closed it. I think social vegan could continue the tradition of great threads like "tornadoes--ghosts of Giants?" Mods make it happen. SIA

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

The conspiracy subforum was good. Then some idiot banned their mod and closed it. I think social vegan could continue the tradition of great threads like "tornadoes--ghosts of Giants?" Mods make it happen. SIA

We need Sasquatches. Bigger and more Sasqtches

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



did u kno that the wrinkles in sasquatch feet run parallel w the foot length i did

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



pork lift was baned? he should b back too

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Behold da pale horse

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
who would in a cage match between the two?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

This is all your fault you son of a bitch! *lunges across table and is swiftly dogpiled by secret service men*

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

mods KNEW

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


this is a bad thread and you should feel bad

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

social vegan posted:

pork lift was baned? he should b back too

Pork Lift is v. good and, I do not think, banned.


It should be brought back immediately and the forum text should read Paranormal/Conspiracy - u r so g-d stupid u do not even no the 1st real thing!!

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



david dees is really phoning it in lately

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

social vegan posted:

what if hillary picks a vp knowing she could b indicted so she'll pick some1 who will pardon her and her whole retarded family when she steps down now giv e me the subofrum thanks
back seat front seat

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

EorayMel posted:

who would in a cage match between the two?

america








































































:smuggo:

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
President Bernie



get used to it everybody

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Considering they have been our president for decades, it is not all that exciting anymore. I wish they would let some other corporate overlords being in charge for a little while just to shake things up, but you can't always get what you. :shrug:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I love it when trump tries to smile and proves he has only the faintest idea how to do so.

You can almost hear the rusty tin man creaking sounds.

Worlds Smuggest
Mar 13, 2010
Our only hope is to annihilate everything, all must die.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Trump :h:'s Koch.

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