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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ill come on your chest if you want OP

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Happy birthday to the ground lmao op

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Today is my birthday as well op

Feel free to suck on my god drat balls

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm gonna rob the OPs house

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Yesterday was my birthday and I just ate my frozen burrito dinner and shut the gently caress up about it, OP. You should have tried that, it's not as depressing as it sounds.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

tomorrow is my birthday and i have 30 minutes to pick a restaurant for my bf and his friends to go to

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

tomorrow is my birthday and i have 30 minutes to pick a restaurant for my bf and his friends to go to
TGIF's

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

the nearest one is an hour away.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

the nearest one is an hour away.
*ROAD TRIP*

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

great i just found out he told everyone my birthday was today. now ive gotta entertain people i dont know while lying to them about my dob

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


nobody wants to leave Olympia

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

great i just found out he told everyone my birthday was today. now ive gotta entertain people i dont know while lying to them about my dob
just read out loud dgsw's post history

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

thanks for coming out, guys


a philosopher once said,


"my chest really hurts. i'm going to lie down."

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

gtfo of my thread with your birthdays this is about me and my internet friendships

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
its not my birthday

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Nooner posted:

its not my birthday

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

sorry to hear that but you do have a birthday and on that day i will wish you are wonderful day

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



A few months ago I was talking to my girlfriend and accidentally referred to Designer Shoe Warehouse as DGSW. True story.

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

CaptainSarcastic posted:

A few months ago I was talking to my girlfriend and accidentally referred to Designer Shoe Warehouse as DGSW. True story.

dgsw should really bring charges against them for theft of ip

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

Nooner posted:

its not my birthday

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

CaptainSarcastic posted:

A few months ago I was talking to my girlfriend and accidentally referred to Designer Shoe Warehouse as DGSW. True story.

What's it like going shopping with your little sister?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
:iceburn:

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Anderron Shi posted:

What's it like going shopping with your little sister?

hurr

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