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I had a lovely birthday this year I think I'm gonna get myself something nice beteem myself with weedmaidens: women in tight athletic wear or maybe not just long t-shirts surround myself with at least two weedmaidens, following me around blowing weed in my face all day, one jogs up ahead she's the one in athletic wear and she jogs backwards with grace and mastery she blows second hand smoke just right into my goddamn face she needs to be able to jog tho so I guess she has a vaporizer or something. Anyway the other one is in the shirt and she lounges around near me just in proximity like I want her to be on a park bench or behind an alley somewhere accessible yet out of the way and she's blowing out a massive loving bong just polluting the air there. Ya know now that I think about maybe they need matching uniforms, but they can be vaguely say imperialistically like the long t-shirt and athletic gear but I really want the maiden thing to come through and they can't be nude in public but really these weedmaidens have to be perfect and sexy just I'm a pig I'm a goddamn pig I just need them in my life and if reality does not instantly confirm and gratify me this birthday wish I swear by my spear that there will be consequences
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 19:28 |
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