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subhuman filth posted:I attended a Jesuit high school. In theology we learned that Jesus probably never existed and in Latin we had a grizzled old priest teach us about Caesar's Gallic war strategies. Dude that's what Latin is everywhere. Except for the priest who touched your wieners.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I grew up with my mom being Southern Baptist and my dad being Catholic. This isn't about religion this is about the fact that Americans are terrible. Let's not forget it was founded by the absolute worst religious folk kicked out of Europe.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:02
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Nathilus posted:they have the largest apparatus to play with. Wey hey!
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Jul 23, 2016 14:03
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's not contained just to America or the West, tbf. Every major religion and a great many minor ones are dead set on being assholes to someone, even Buddism is responsible for a lot of underaged prostitution in SE Asia. Islam is the lemming de jour and Wicca was recently discovered to be an acronym the whole time (White intolerable Chubby Chick Association) Wicca isn't a religion by any reasonable definition though.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:21
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Animal-Mother posted:Made up horse poo poo that people take seriously? But then Scientology would be a religion as well. (Neither Wicca nor Scientology are legally religions despite applying here so  )
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Jul 23, 2016 14:37
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Dude also liked beer so.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:42
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What's Martin Luther's forums name?
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Jul 23, 2016 14:43
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Tony Homo posted:Why hasn't a Muslim gone suicide attack on the Vatican? Dudes with halberds. e: Also they're smart enough to know most of the West wouldn't give a poo poo. Shopping areas are the only actually holy place.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:43
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bef posted:Good catholic churches are an absolute joy to go through. That poo poo will practically make you cry for how beautiful it all is lol 
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Jul 23, 2016 14:48
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Agag posted:Cool I couldn't find the one (that I actually saw) where the devil's bum eats a potato. Or maybe I'm remembering that wrong but not by much.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:53
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Apollodorus posted:A prof of mine had a Jesuit friend who liked to roll down his window whenever he drove by the Orthodox church and shout "FILIOQUE MOTHERFUCKERS!" Haha what a rad dude too bad he's a nonce.
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Jul 23, 2016 16:51
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Booblord Zagats posted:I know, it's just an acronym, please read the whole post, Jerry. I need you to keep up here I am sorry.
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Jul 23, 2016 18:04
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JFairfax posted:I am phone posting now but later will do a bit of an effort post about the Catholic church in Ireland. The Roman Catholic church in Ireland is 100% the same as everything in Ireland. poo poo.
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Jul 23, 2016 23:53
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FART BOSS posted:We had this young hip priest in his 20s as an ethics teacher in catholic high school. We all thought he was super cool because he would play Metallica in class and jump on his desk when ppl didn't pay attention and get real with us about hypocrisy in the church. He seemed happy but out of nowhere he shot himself which as he had informed us in class was a straight ticket to hell. Some kids joked that he had sent himself to hell to hunt demons like in some edgy comic book. He killed himself because none of you would put out.
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Jul 24, 2016 17:12
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hemophilia posted:I've thought about going through the trouble of becoming catholic, but what is the path to conversion like? I have real faith but my exposure to protestantism makes me sick and pope francis is a paragon right up there with how i define a good exercise of faith. the jesuits are something that just don't have a parallel in the american protestant world, nobody in these churches places any value on knowledge you have to eat a catholic and absorb their faith
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Jul 24, 2016 19:24
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hemophilia posted:yeah the church has an ugly past but Francis seems to be the antithesis of what you all are bitching about. It's like whining about the crimes of nations, which the Vatican has rarely ever risen to be worse than. That's like saying the US government doesn't summarily execute black people because Barack Obama doesn't summarily execute black people. Also no it's not and yes they have?
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Jul 24, 2016 21:28
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:During the Middle Ages the church would give out pins and fancy ribbons for visiting pilgrimage sites and paying a few dollars to look at the fake relics there. I think it would be fun to travel back in time and get some sweet sweet Catholic bling while traveling those holy roads. Goons have no difficulty identifying with her.
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Jul 24, 2016 22:08
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:I'm rock hard ur a coprolith
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Jul 25, 2016 13:43
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Zeluth posted:When it came to sex talk week for 6th through 8th grades and I am not kidding there was an old nun who said that gay men use Crisco to fist other men. She was escorted off the stage. Stage? Your sex ed was in musical form or something?
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Jul 25, 2016 14:35
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What if Ghostbusters was a girl?
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Jul 26, 2016 20:18
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Where does one find Eastern Catholic priests? Are they in Narnia? The East, you loving moron.
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Jul 27, 2016 22:47
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Zahgaegun posted:So if I enjoy being Catholic does that mean I'd like Warhammer? Or is that just a one-way street? You should stop raping children IMHO.
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Aug 1, 2016 23:08
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Ceciltron posted:Warhammer 40k has floating skulls that sing hymns and shoot lasers. We need those for the modern church. Who would they shoot LASERs at?
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Aug 1, 2016 23:17
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Ceciltron posted:It may shock you to find out most parishes don't have molester problems. Yes the Roman Catholic church spends a lot of money to make all the child molesters' lives in the parishes problem-free. Have you ever stopped to think why they want people to give birth to 40000 children each?
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Sep 2, 2016 23:01
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Moridin920 posted:imo we should create CHRISLAM Islam is basically Chrislam.
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Sep 2, 2016 23:38
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Moridin920 posted:he's only infallible when he is speaking as the voice of god or some poo poo idk exactly but it's a neat little loophole lol So, never 
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Sep 2, 2016 23:51
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Okay to oldGBSpost here for a minute, if the Pope can speak ex cathedra and it counts as infallible, I think the Pope should solve the "LOL molesto" issue for eternity. All he has to do is speak ex cathedra and say, you know, there's this stereotype that's been haunting us for the last thousand years or so about chillymos, well, as of this minute I hereby declare as the human voice of the Divine Almighty that child molestation or even covering up for it is a 100% unforgiveable crime against the Church and anybody that ever does it, past present or future, is forever banned from Heaven with no exceptions. Even if a guy did it and then was forgiven and went to Heaven 250 years ago a gang of burly angels with biker tattoos just tossed him off the cloud thirty five minutes ago. Sexually assault a child, excommunicated that second, now, in the future, and retroactively in the past. Well sure this would work a treat were the Roman Catholic church a religious organization instead of a child-molesting organization.
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Sep 3, 2016 01:57
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EugeneJ posted:It's almost like miracles aren't real Magnets don't actually work; they use glue and slight of hand to make it seem like they do!
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Sep 4, 2016 18:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ6yXkQFzgI&t=24s
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happyhippy posted:They tested this out in Ireland, and it failed big time. Should have stuck to Latin.
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