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Booblord Zagats posted:I grew up with my mom being Southern Baptist and my dad being Catholic. It's been said in this thread before but when you are talking about the laypeople, yeah there are much worse religions. But the leadership of the catholic church is on this whole other level of being evil that no other church leadership can touch if only because they have the largest apparatus to play with.
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Nathilus posted:they have the largest apparatus to play with. Wey hey!
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Jerry Cotton posted:This isn't about religion this is about the fact that Americans are terrible. Let's not forget it was founded by the absolute worst religious folk kicked out of Europe. It's not contained just to America or the West, tbf. Every major religion and a great many minor ones are dead set on being assholes to someone, even Buddism is responsible for a lot of underaged prostitution in SE Asia. Islam is the lemming de jour and Wicca was recently discovered to be an acronym the whole time (White intolerable Chubby Chick Association)
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Jul 23, 2016 14:08
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Booblord Zagats posted:Wicca was recently discovered to be an acronym the whole time (White intolerable Chubby Chick Association) *Nods so vigorously, hat falls off*
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's not contained just to America or the West, tbf. Every major religion and a great many minor ones are dead set on being assholes to someone, even Buddism is responsible for a lot of underaged prostitution in SE Asia. Islam is the lemming de jour and Wicca was recently discovered to be an acronym the whole time (White intolerable Chubby Chick Association) Wicca isn't a religion by any reasonable definition though.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:21
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Jerry Cotton posted:Wicca isn't a religion by any reasonable definition though. Made up horse poo poo that people take seriously?
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Jul 23, 2016 14:33
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Animal-Mother posted:Made up horse poo poo that people take seriously? But then Scientology would be a religion as well. (Neither Wicca nor Scientology are legally religions despite applying here so  )
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Jul 23, 2016 14:37
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Luther was an idiot obsessed with poo poo Yeah. He really liked his bible.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:41
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Dude also liked beer so.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:42
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What's Martin Luther's forums name?
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Jul 23, 2016 14:43
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Why hasn't a Muslim gone suicide attack on the Vatican?
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Jul 23, 2016 14:43
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Tony Homo posted:Why hasn't a Muslim gone suicide attack on the Vatican? Dudes with halberds. e: Also they're smart enough to know most of the West wouldn't give a poo poo. Shopping areas are the only actually holy place.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:43
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naem posted:They have the absolute best artwork, like all of it Good catholic churches are an absolute joy to go through. That poo poo will practically make you cry for how beautiful it all is lol
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Jul 23, 2016 14:46
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bef posted:Good catholic churches are an absolute joy to go through. That poo poo will practically make you cry for how beautiful it all is lol 
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Jul 23, 2016 14:48
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Cool
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Jul 23, 2016 14:53
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Agag posted:Cool I couldn't find the one (that I actually saw) where the devil's bum eats a potato. Or maybe I'm remembering that wrong but not by much.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:53
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We need to get some German Reformation prints up in here that show Satan making GBS threads out a stream of priests and bishops while the pope sucks him off.
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Jul 23, 2016 14:59
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Goon Pope.
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Jul 23, 2016 15:41
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A prof of mine had a Jesuit friend who liked to roll down his window whenever he drove by the Orthodox church and shout "FILIOQUE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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Apollodorus posted:A prof of mine had a Jesuit friend who liked to roll down his window whenever he drove by the Orthodox church and shout "FILIOQUE MOTHERFUCKERS!" Haha what a rad dude too bad he's a nonce.
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Apollodorus posted:A prof of mine had a Jesuit friend who liked to roll down his window whenever he drove by the Orthodox church and shout "FILIOQUE MOTHERFUCKERS!" That's a pretty funny thing to do on your way to molest some kids.
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Catholicism gets cool points for still studying demonology and being the basis fr a lot of voodoo poo pooJerry Cotton posted:Wicca isn't a religion by any reasonable definition though. I know, it's just an acronym, please read the whole post, Jerry. I need you to keep up here
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Booblord Zagats posted:I know, it's just an acronym, please read the whole post, Jerry. I need you to keep up here I am sorry.
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Jul 23, 2016 18:04
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Jerry Cotton posted:I am sorry. S'all good, dude. We're still cool
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Jul 23, 2016 18:04
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A church service where the crucifixion of Jesus starts out flaccid and by the end he's got a full on donger
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I AM THE TOILET posted:A church service where the crucifixion of Jesus starts out flaccid and by the end he's got a full on donger And then at the end of the service he functions as a big ole margarita dispenser margaritaville style. It would be cool and make WAY more sense than the wine thing.
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I was an alter boy and i was never molested but one mass I had to light the Easter candle which was like 15 feet tall and I couldn't reach it even with the candle lighter. Deacon Fred had to come help me do it. That dude loving ruled. One time I caught him taking a drag from a flask and he slipped me a twenty to keep it between "us and God."
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Jul 23, 2016 20:23
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FizFashizzle posted:One time I caught him taking a drag from a flask and he slipped me a twenty to keep it between "us and God." 
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Jul 23, 2016 20:32
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Buncha hellbound heathens itt
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Jul 23, 2016 20:43
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Christianity is a mushroom/fertility cult that began in the cow worshiping regions of the far east. It was high jacked by Jewish esoterics and it's teachings wrapped in play on words and references to the amanita muscaria so they could practice it in secret from the Romans. The cult became so popular it overshadowed the esoteric Judaism in popularity and through the coded writings it eventually became mainstream. Sometime around the turn of the century high level free masons took over the Catholic Church and it has become pretty much a defunct vault to gather the worlds holy relics/gold/and artwork for???
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Jul 23, 2016 21:30
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My mom was pretty active in the Catholic Church and 4 out of the 5 priests we got to know well turned out to be gay.
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Jul 23, 2016 22:45
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plain blue jacket posted:My mom was pretty active in the Catholic Church and 4 out of the 5 priests we got to know well turned out to be gay. Nothing wrong with being gay in Catholicism. Just can't act on it. Might as well knock out two birds with one stone and join the clergy.
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FizFashizzle posted:Nothing wrong with being gay in Catholicism. One dude was literally this. Had a bizzare non sexual relationship with another priest which was pretty volatile. Really nice guy that helped gay kids cope with coming out believe it or not.
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Jul 23, 2016 23:06
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FizFashizzle posted:Nothing wrong with being gay in Catholicism.
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Jul 23, 2016 23:16
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jBrereton posted:The Vatican stopped a French diplomat from being assigned to them because he was gay literally last year lol They just didn't want extra competition
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Jul 23, 2016 23:19
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If this thread is going to be stickied can we at least get the spelling in the OP corrected? Seeing "litterally" hanging around the top of the page is making my brain itch.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:If this thread is going to be stickied can we at least get the spelling in the OP corrected? Seeing "litterally" hanging around the top of the page is making my brain itch. It's intentional. The occasional gbs misspelling indicates that I am too cool for school while simultaneously giving me the pleasure of listening to autists wail. As I said before, the vatican doesn't have a monopoly on evil.
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Nathilus posted:It's intentional. The occasional gbs misspelling indicates that I am too cool for school while simultaneously giving me the pleasure of listening to autists wail. As I said before, the vatican doesn't have a monopoly on evil. That's okay, I'll just mentally transcribe it to "liturgically the temple of evil."
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I like this thread
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