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kick sleeps rear end w these amazing LIFEHAX + share your own!!!! !) Xanax and plenty of it. Xanax is preferred but generic or any medication that ends in "pam" will usually do the trick. check the medicine cabinets of family members and aquaintances if you don't have easy access. if you have to, you can also see a doctor but come prepare with a good story 2) I like to think of a narrative story, like a guy driving on some road, then let my mind drift and the story play out, sometimes it lulls me to sleep 3) white noise 4) masturbation can be effective but try to do it gently. NO RAPE FANTASIES 5) hot tubs 6) alcohol: works but not in a lasting way, also can make the sleep pointless because it just knocks you unconcious rather than letting you reach the HOLY GRAIL OF SLEEP: REM. These are just a few rad how tos on one of the most challenging activities we all face on a daily basis. share yours and pretty soon wee will all be sleepiing like babies. drunk xannied out babies who just masturbated
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farting into your covers and then huffing the fart fumes gives you a killer deep sleep
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liquor and smokes
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leave your window open until it's fuckin chilly, point a fan at ur bed, put on an audiobook and u will sleep like a fuckin baby within 20 minutes or so
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Laughing Man posted:liquor and smokes nicotine is actually a stimulant. I appreciate your enthusiasm to jump into this process but I don't want our readers to get the wrong idea. Smokes are indeed delicious with your liquor, but please discontinue smoking at least 10 minutes before bedtime. Continue with the liquor during that period, if necessary SaltLick posted:farting into your covers and then huffing the fart fumes gives you a killer deep sleep I can neither confirm nor deny this; i will have to try it and will faithfully report back on its effectiveness
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Jul 22, 2016 23:47
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lay still, close your eyes and fantasize about how awesome it will be when death finally takes you
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ambien lol way, way way way better than xanax ffs
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Blazing Zero posted:lay still, close your eyes and fantasize about how awesome it will be when death finally takes you high level. i can see im not the only master present THE DOG HOUSE posted:ambien lol you say "LOL" as kids do these days but the effectiveness of ambien is no laughing matter! It works by inducing a dreamlike state, even if you are not yet sleeping. DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLE. DO NOT CONTACT EX GIRLFRIENDS OR ACQUAINTANCES. DO NOT PERFORM INTERPRETIVE DANCE AND IF YOU MUST DO SO MAKE SURE TO LIMBER UP FIRST. DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE FILMED Play fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jul 22, 2016 |
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overblown as heck
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Jul 22, 2016 23:55
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I smoke up before I sleep which means it only takes about 3 minutes before I'm out like a light. I also like to fall asleep to ID Discovery so I constantly have nightmares that I'm being stalked or murdered or chased depending on what the episode is about. It always wants me up but then I just smoke more and talk back to sleep.
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Sleeping in a recliner is a pro-level maneuver, often requiring years of practice to perfect, but perfection is worth attaining.
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satanic splash-back posted:Sleeping in a recliner is a pro-level maneuver, often requiring years of practice to perfect, but perfection is worth attaining. I have a heated Lazy Boy which makes that super nice but unless I'm baked or drunk I can't sleep on my back.
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Jul 23, 2016 00:05
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I do a set of jack knives right into the sheets
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Jul 23, 2016 00:06
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AEMINAL posted:leave your window open until it's fuckin chilly, point a fan at ur bed, put on an audiobook and u will sleep like a fuckin baby within 20 minutes or so
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been looking for some of these, but none of this is the kind of caliber i came to gbs expecting.
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I didnt read the OP but you can get 2x quality sleep in exchange for 1/2 the time spent sleeping by using memory foam matress and pillow
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Play posted:3) white noise i guesd reading your posts would put anyone to sleep  edit: 
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I'm not gonna loving lie here, theres a podcast called sleepwhispers that basically cuts the Bob Ross asmr middleman. Great with melatonin and -pam and any AD that knocks you out too
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Jul 23, 2016 00:15
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i slide a fresh pepe into my beard every night before turning off the ol' monitor
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Jul 23, 2016 00:17
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One leg under the covers, one leg out, for heat balance.
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Jul 23, 2016 00:17
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drink a bottle of antifreeze it's sweet and will settle your stomach for a nice long nap 
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Jul 23, 2016 00:18
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you gotta hit your head with a cartoon mallet
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Jul 23, 2016 00:24
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tie bedsheets around my neck and wrists so i look like a flying squirrel when i jump nude from the 3rd floor of my apartment building. after drifting slowly to the ground i take the elevator back up and fall peacefully asleep for 7.5 hrs.
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Zzzquil to wash down some Ambien, then you can watch everything sort of shimmer and melt into everything else before your brain shuts down and maybe you won't wake up the next day so if you do wake up you feel like you won something (or lost depending).
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Jul 23, 2016 00:32
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I slept with a guy once who didn't have air conditioning and when it was hot he'd put an oversized sheet on the bed, tucking in the sides right but leaving the foot and head untucked. Then he'd put one of those tornado floor fans on the floor pointed up and wedge the foot of the sheet under it, so all the air was going between the sheet and the mattress, parachuting it up. Between the hum of the fan, the cool air and the gentle flapping of the sheet against your shoulder and neck, it was the most comfortable sleep I've ever had.
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Read the ambien thread for my thoughts on proper sleep hygiene
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criscodisco posted:I slept with a guy once who didn't have air conditioning and when it was hot he'd put an oversized sheet on the bed, tucking in the sides right but leaving the foot and head untucked. Then he'd put one of those tornado floor fans on the floor pointed up and wedge the foot of the sheet under it, so all the air was going between the sheet and the mattress, parachuting it up. Between the hum of the fan, the cool air and the gentle flapping of the sheet against your shoulder and neck, it was the most comfortable sleep I've ever had. 
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Jul 23, 2016 01:06
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with enuf wil power anyting is posible
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Jul 23, 2016 01:08
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Write a book in your head!!! It doesn't have to be a good book, but go to that place every night before you go to sleep and write a little more in your head. White Noise is also good.
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Jul 23, 2016 01:09
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shake up a cup full of xanax and benadryl and breath mints and rat poison etc for a spot of lights-out pill roulette, maybe you wake up maybe the problem sorts itself out
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If you take too much benadryl or xanax or whatever you'll oversleep and miss your IT job and then you'll get fired and have to beg on GBS to get a moped so be careful.
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Full Metal Jackass posted:One leg under the covers, one leg out, for heat balance. yup
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Jul 23, 2016 02:00
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cuddle like this 
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Codeine for super restful sleep and lucid dreams. Piracetam for extremely intense hyperrealistic dreams.
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Jul 23, 2016 02:05
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My secret is to never get enough sleep and be in a constant state of exhaustion.
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Etizolam knocks me the gently caress out. A cool room, ambien and trying to go to bed at the same time every night helps immensely too.
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Jul 23, 2016 19:20
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I couldn't find my inhaler last night before bed so I just kind of sat around waiting for death.
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AugmentedVision posted:cuddle like this That is some mid-tier cuddling. What chick puts a sheet between her boobs and her bf's chest?
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Nothing like the gentle rocking of the ocean in a gigantic amphibious warship. Like being a baby rocked in a cradle.
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aqu posted:My secret is to never get enough sleep and be in a constant state of exhaustion. This and have low-grade narcolepsy so that I can function normally but can also enter REM sleep in 30 seconds or less just by sitting down closing my eyes.
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