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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I live at my mom's house and her toilet sucks
 
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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Ein cooler Typ posted:

She has bipolar disorder and whenever I take a poo poo and stop up the toilet which is like EVERY loving time she flips the gently caress out and basically destroys the house. If I just bring the plunger up there and fix it she starts screaming that there's toilet water everywhere and takes everything out of the bathroom

Now whenever I have to poo poo I literally have to get in my car and go poo poo at mcdonalds. A few times when it's been too late and everything was closed I poo poo in the backyard

Still sounds better than pooping on a round toilet with nowhere to put my massive cock and balls.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

 I forgot to ask. My brother-in-law (who was born/raised around perfectly working plumbing) is bipolar and doesn't believe in running water so he wipes his rear end and throws all the lovely paper in the trashcan as if he were Mexican. Does your mom do this too?

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