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I walked out of The Hobbit, cause Jesus it was boring.
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HeldenSterbenNicht posted:Never walked out but I did fall asleep in the theater during the Ninth Gate. I fell asleep during Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy
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Jul 24, 2016 00:58
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nope. I payed for it, might as well see it
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Jul 24, 2016 01:04
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The film caught fire when I went to see Pokemon: The First Movie as a kid.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:07
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Drum posted:The film caught fire when I went to see Pokemon: The First Movie as a kid. who the gently caress cares what you did when you were 13?
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Jul 24, 2016 01:08
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RaySmuckles posted:fantastic 4 which one?
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Jul 24, 2016 01:12
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Do near misses count? I once found myself in a theater watching "The Giver", thanks to my termanally-bad-at-selecting-movies friend, and was just about to leave due to it dawning upon me that this was yet another young adult dystopic sci-fi-lite piece of crap. My impulse to leave was halted when the film's main character is told by Jeff Bridges not to tell his parents what they do in the cabin and shortly thereafter asks the question "So if you're the giver does that make me the receiver?", however the lack of an appropriate follow-up scene replete with alluring visuals and bass-heavy soundtrack made me realize that we were watching a heavily bowlderised cut of the film and that my initial instinct was correct.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:16
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On shrooms with some friends seeing The Lord of the Rings, one of them was having a bad trip or not enjoying the movie while tripping at least. During the scene where the Troll was in the room with the Fellowship my friend started making these murmuring sounds, and in the shot where Frodo is hiding behind this pillar and the Troll is snarling and about to peek around and grab him, my friends yells "gently caress!" pretty loud and stands up and shields his eyes from the screen and quickly walks out of the theater while most everyone in the audience is staring at him. We follow him out front and he's stressed out by the posters' faces and then we show him we still have an eighth of weed left and let's just go into the woods and smoke and he liked that idea and that's what we did.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:25
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Godzilla (the one with Matthew Broderick) and Jackie Brown. The first was stupid as poo poo, the other was boring as poo poo.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:33
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no but my dad walked out of brokeback mountain he's like 75 and digs john wayne lmao
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Jul 24, 2016 01:39
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I couldn't finish Antichrist or Momma's Boy. Antichrist had too much of Willem Dafoe's dick, and Momma's Boy had a main character I could not stand.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:41
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maddison posted:I couldn't finish Antichrist or Momma's Boy. lol, got jealous of Dafoe's member, had to walk out To contribute, I haven't walked out of a movie yet.
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Jul 24, 2016 01:56
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Cheaper by the Dozen...2. I had 2 hours to kill and it was the only movie starting, why as an adult I didn't opt to do literally anything else still baffles me. What a piece of poo poo.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:00
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My dad made us turn off The Gods Must Be Crazy because there were african tribal titties.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:01
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men who stare at goats. what an unfunny piece of poo poo movie.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:01
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Battlefield Earth
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Jul 24, 2016 02:05
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I know I have only one time... It was a drama in the 90s. I sat through Ants, what could it have been?
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Jul 24, 2016 02:08
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SAustria posted:When I went to see the blair witch project, at least a 1/3rd of the audience at different points because they were getting sick from the shakey camera poo poo. Coverfield is the only movie I've walked out of and it was because I didn't want to puke on my roommate. I didn't ask for a refund, I just went and sat down on the floor in the lobby. The employee asked me if I was ok, I explained and they offered me my money back. They actually insisted, it was my own drat fault for not realizing it was shaky cam so I wasn't going to make a big deal about it. One of them went and got a manager and my refund.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:12
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Oliver Stone's Alexander 2004. Now I saw the theatrical version; maybe the director's cut is not stupid (for example compare the good movie Kingdom of Heaven's director's cut to the butchered theatrical version). Yes I sat through the weirdly awkward Angelina Jolie incest implied scene with Colin Farrell. About an half an hour later I was trying to convince myself the movie would get better, see look at those awesome period costumes surely it will get better. Left halfway through the Battle of Hydaspes. God that was bad.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:14
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Drum posted:The film caught fire when I went to see Pokemon: The First Movie as a kid. This was the first movie I was allowed to see without a parent. It sucked : ( Hector Beerlioz fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jul 24, 2016 |
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Jul 24, 2016 02:19
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Dave_Indeed posted:My dad made us turn off The Gods Must Be Crazy because there were african tribal titties. The last 90 minutes of it are good!
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Jul 24, 2016 02:21
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My friends mom went on a date to see The Exorcist. The guy got so scared he passed out and keeled over, breaking his rib on the chair arm. When she got to the hospital she checked in on him only to find out he gave her a fake name so she left him there.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:23
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The watchmen... more like neverending movie
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Jul 24, 2016 02:28
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I went to ultraviolet by myself, but i was dropped off at like age 14, and I couldn't just leave, but I wanted to very badly. I did actually stand outside for a few minutes before i said gently caress it and went back in.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:31
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Movies I didn't walk out of, but felt like it: Fellowship of the Ring Had the flu and assumed that the movie would be like, 90 minutes (since it was only the first third of the story and they took out Tom Bombadil) so I agreed to go with my family. I almost threw up several times and left the theater to go sit down on a bench in the lobby near the end. Hancock I would have walked out if I had known how stupid it gets. Instead I was hoping it lived up to the badass movie it was promoted as, not a family comedy. Finding Nemo I was on a new medication that was making me paranoid. I'm somewhat aquaphobic, and I became convinced halfway through the movie that water was going to pour out of the screen into the theater and drown us all. So I went out to the lobby until I got my mind unfucked. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen I saw this THREE GODDAMN TIMES in the theater, the latter two times obviously were under duress because I was being dragged and was too polite to say no. This film is a masterpiece of suck--an example of everything that can possibly be done wrong in a summer blockbuster. The worst big-budget summer blockbuster ever, and one of the all-time worst movies ever made, easy.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:My friends mom went on a date to see The Exorcist. The guy got so scared he passed out and keeled over, breaking his rib on the chair arm. When she got to the hospital she checked in on him only to find out he gave her a fake name so she left him there. That's a pretty weak rib, right?
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Jul 24, 2016 02:32
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Friginator posted:I was on a new medication that was making me paranoid. I'm somewhat aquaphobic, and I became convinced halfway through the movie that water was going to pour out of the screen into the theater and drown us all. So I went out to the lobby until I got my mind unfucked. This sounds comparable to seeing House of Wax on shrooms, I had to calm myself multiple times. That movie isn't even terrible tbh, I'd heartily recommend it as far as dumb horrors go.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:33
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The Cookout
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Jul 24, 2016 02:34
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Pet Cemetery, I was 12 and it scared the poo poo outta me.
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Jul 24, 2016 02:47
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The dumb Liev Shreiber Manchurian Candidate movie. I did not know what the gently caress for even 1 second of that garbage pit and the weird incest vibe creeped me out.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:05
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The Last House on the Left Remake I didn't realize it was a teen rape movie so I didn't wanna watch that. They gave me a credit for another movie, don't remember what I saw. Someone else walked out too, she was almost in tears. It was gross.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:07
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You couldn't pay me enough to watch a remake of the Manchurian Candidate. There are certain movies you do not gently caress with. The Manchurian Candidate is one of them.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:09
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Dr Strangelove (2017) with Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, and Melissa McCarthy
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Jul 24, 2016 03:12
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Conan the Barbarian 2011 Rented the movie (don't do this) so I can't say I walked out of it, but I turned it off halfway through because it was just tediously boring. When a movie gets beyond bad to the place where you are thinking about the fun things you get to do at work the next day you know the movie is a failure.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:12
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I couldn't sleep a couple of years ago so i bought myself a ticket to the Evil Dead remake, and for some reason i fell asleep 15 mins in. I stumbled up and out of the theater and drove home like i was drunk.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:14
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I walked out on 28 days later because the theater was full of urban black people and they kept yelling at the screen every 10 second and I had no idea what was going on.
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Jul 24, 2016 03:14
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:who the gently caress cares what you did when you were 13? mods knew
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Jul 24, 2016 03:18
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Walked out of Across the Universe because it was a steaming pile of poo poo
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A ILL BREAKFAST posted:Dr Strangelove (2017) with Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, and Melissa McCarthy Please do not pull my heart strings
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I feel asleep during "Tall Tale" starring Patrick Swayze back in 1995 and missed like 90% of the movie does that count
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