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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Working in one of those offices where the cube farm takes up the entire floor.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A fishing trawler.

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
Narrow alleyway in a European city.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
anywhere near a dam

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

On a ski lift.

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Scaffolding guide:

-Are you the bad guy? NEVER stand on high scaffolding
-Is this a comedy? NEVER stand on scaffolding low enough that it won't kill you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

On a ski lift.

Or a gondola.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
sitting at a computer posting on a forum,

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Passing over a drawbridge.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
On the observation deck of a space needle.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
driving a taxi

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A suspension bridge.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
The wrapup party for the team of scientists/engineers who created a new highly advanced superweapon

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Company Christmas party

In a car behind a jet

Chasing the good guys on a motorcycle

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


"My expensive new car is so new I haven't even got insurance for it yet," said the jerk while trying to pick up on the hero's girlfriend.

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Fat cop eating condiment covered hotdog.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Owning a fruit stand.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
African-American

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
three weeks from retirement

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
soldier with mustache eating hot dog while holding drink

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
committing a crime

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

John Denver Hoxha posted:

soldier with mustache eating hot dog while holding drink

I don't want to live in a world where any harm would ever come to him.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Someone who is smoking a cigar in the scene they're introduced in.

Someone who doesn't believe in aliens.

One of two people moving a large pane of plate glass.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

why is the camera crooked in every single cut

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Prettz posted:

why is the camera crooked in every single cut

Battlefield: earth is the only movie to have made my physically ill

bleep.bloop
Jun 19, 2016

Oh, dear leader!
At the company Christmas party in a still-under-construction 40-story building with the head of sales' cop husband and a guy with a terrible German accent both attending.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
anywhere that a camera is pointing at

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Being black people.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Being black people.

I CALLE DHITS ALREADY MOTHERUCKC

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

I CALLE DHITS ALREADY MOTHERUCKC

No

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
Anywhere. . . if you're a cop one day before retirement.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Prettz posted:

why is the camera crooked in every single cut

The director explained on the DVD that the entire movie is shot like that to make it look like a comic book. Let that sink in, reminding yourself, of course, of how comic books are typically drawn.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

Blistex posted:

Anywhere. . . if you're a cop one day before retirement.

You don't wanna be getting too old for this poo poo.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Asleep on the floor after a drug dealer's wild all night party.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Near a large aquarium full of exotic fish

In front of a window on the 50th story of a skyscraper

Hired muscle attempting to shoot hero from the top of a building

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Next to fruit carts

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016
- Going the correct way on an escalator

- in possession of a big ring of keys

- second to last person getting on the subway

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
The driver's seat of "the boss"'s car.

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016
- coming home and talking to someone in a different room who hasn't come out to greet you

- a nurse who removes bandages

- a child standing next to Stan Lee

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naem
May 29, 2011

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

African-American

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Being black people.

Being any plucky young minority sidekick who helpfully volunteers to "go get the van"

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