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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
we arent blood related whats the big deal

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
I'm a DD looking for a LG, pm me.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
step dad so what

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

jackyl posted:

step dad so what

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dreddout posted:

I'm a DD looking for a LG, pm me.

sent

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just Going Fishing

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!
Did you see his wenis?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Did you see his wenis?

step wenis

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
better than a strep dad that's what I always say

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
society needs to meet me halfway on this one

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Stepbrother/sister stepmother/father incest porn is very popular on the porn tubes lately

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
so are feet videos, which is very weird to me. feet are weird.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
Who among us hasn't dreamt of docking with our stepfather, Chris?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

so are feet videos, which is very weird to me. feet are weird.

I don't care much for Tarantino films either

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i was afraid it would ruin our relationship but it has only brought us closer together

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
A bird in the hand..

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Stepfather/stepson and feet videos are inexplicably popular on the gay tube sites lately, too.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Did you grab those cheeks and pound them screaming, "AAAAOOOOOOOOOUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!"

Were the wet smacks of pelvis on butt punctuating your primal instincts like a poets hand? Did you end up in the same place you started a changed man?

Please elaborate, Davey Douchefuck OP.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

Stepfather/stepson and feet videos are inexplicably popular on the gay tube sites lately, too.

fffffuckin a'

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:

Did you grab those cheeks and pound them screaming, "AAAAOOOOOOOOOUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!"

Were the wet smacks of pelvis on butt punctuating your primal instincts like a poets hand? Did you end up in the same place you started a changed man?

Please elaborate, Davey Douchefuck OP.

he kissed me down there or whatever but im straight so i just let him do stuff to me

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
For Christmas you should lick his butt.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

shoophobo posted:

Stepbrother/sister stepmother/father incest porn is very popular on the porn tubes lately

Almost as popular as 'brother and NOT his sister' and 'girl fucks NOT her father'.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

criscodisco posted:

For Christmas you should lick his butt.

you just saved me $30

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Moon Atari posted:

Almost as popular as 'brother and NOT his sister' and 'girl fucks NOT her father'.

The gay community doesn't have time for pretense, so they're just like "fag uncle blows me hidden cam" or "black dudes choking on each other's dicks".

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


JiveHonky posted:

we arent blood related whats the big deal

That's gotta be a relief for your new step mom. She was probably worried if she had kids with him that they would look like you. No relation, she is probably happy.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

he kissed me down there or whatever but im straight so i just let him do stuff to me

I guess a blowjob is a blowjob. Can't fault you there.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

criscodisco posted:

The gay community doesn't have time for pretense, so they're just like "fag uncle blows me hidden cam" or "black dudes choking on each other's dicks".

If only straight men where so honest. Instead we get stuff like "straight step-uncle tricked into sucking me" and "ebony men accidentally suck each others dicks until climax".

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

criscodisco posted:

The gay community doesn't have time for pretense, so they're just like "fag uncle blows me hidden cam" or "black dudes choking on each other's dicks".

There's always time for a little pretense. We first need to establish one of the dudes is definitely straight.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It's a known fact that all straight men are just one wine cooler away from bottoming.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

criscodisco posted:

It's a known fact that all straight men are just one wine cooler away from bottoming.
11 beer queer here

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
its not gay if you close one eye

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



weird cuz u treating him like ur fuckdad

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dreddout posted:

I'm a DD looking for a LG, pm me.

How do you become a Double Dare?

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

criscodisco posted:

Stepfather/stepson and feet videos are inexplicably popular on the gay tube sites lately, too.
those videos aren't real :ssh:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

JiveHonky posted:

its not gay if you close one eye
its not gay if the pronouns are feminine is what i always say

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Internet I need an answer! Are step daughters really this wanton towards their step father's dilz?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

VendaGoat posted:

Internet I need an answer! Are step daughters really this wanton towards their step father's dilz?

do you need more video evidence?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JiveHonky posted:

do you need more video evidence?

I don't use the internet for porn, so, yes?

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


but i poop from there--!!

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

VendaGoat posted:

Internet I need an answer! Are step daughters really this wanton towards their step father's dilz?

Oh yeah them bitches be spunk drunk.

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