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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
chris has never been articulate enough to write the words in the OP, callin fake

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

If I was a chick I would just play with my titties all day and hammer on my vag. Like if you're a straight dude that's a girl you don't have to do poo poo for effort into the ladies. :effortless:

Playing with your own boobs probably loses its appeal after awhile.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Who What Now posted:

Playing with your own boobs probably loses its appeal after awhile.
i dunno jerking off never seems to lose its appeal

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Guys, you have boobs too. Fondle your nipples right this instant

It aint all its made out to be

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

numberoneposter posted:

i dunno jerking off never seems to lose its appeal

After awhile it starts to chaff

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Who What Now posted:

After awhile it starts to chaff
and if you chafe it enough youll get a burnign sensation thats what I call a bonus ;) :jackbud:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

might i suggest vics vaporub???

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
thread makes me sad

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flesh Forge posted:

thread makes me sad
tymo

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
This guy is still alive. Damnit, it's almost been a year since I heard of any updates and you bring this guy back up.

gently caress. I should have stayed in the dark.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
Source on the op: it's christian weston chandler the sonichu guy who was arrested for using pepper spray in an argument over sonic's arm colors with a gamestop employee

he has been mutilating his genitals for 2 years and refuses to see a doctor because he thinks he grew a vagina by listening to youtube hypnosis videos

I loving hate myself for knowing this

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Someone doesn't understand that boipussy is actually simply rear end in a top hat.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Liquid Penguins posted:

Source on the op: it's christian weston chandler the sonichu guy who was arrested for using pepper spray in an argument over sonic's arm colors with a gamestop employee

he has been mutilating his genitals for 2 years and refuses to see a doctor because he thinks he grew a vagina by listening to youtube hypnosis videos

I loving hate myself for knowing this
He needs to phone up shmorky's ex

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
:cb:

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Why would anyone gay, straight, bi, trans or even furry ever want to be a chick.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
that's not the worst thing I've ever seen . Is it pleasant to look at , no . but will you want to die like after you see keyboard goop or that man who fits an entire mason jar into his anus , no . it's not even close to that one pic of the Japanese dude who got the worst radiation burn in the world . I'm saying click the link you pieces of poo poo

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

504 posted:

Why would anyone gay, straight, bi, trans or even furry ever want to be a chick.

he thinks that by being a transgender lesbian he will get laid

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

504 posted:

Why would anyone gay, straight, bi, trans or even furry ever want to be a chick.

Mental illness.

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pon de Bundy posted:

that's not the worst thing I've ever seen . Is it pleasant to look at , no . but will you want to die like after you see keyboard goop or that man who fits an entire mason jar into his anus , no . it's not even close to that one pic of the Japanese dude who got the worst radiation burn in the world . I'm saying click the link you pieces of poo poo

That's disgusting. What's wrong with you?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm not clicking that goddam link

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I bet this is a jonpop parachute

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

vyst posted:

I bet this is a jonpop parachute

Unless JonPop bleached himself white. Nope.

JonPop may not be as pathetic as ChrisChan at least he has that goin for him.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

would not

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

this is a funny thread

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
a perfectly normal thing to do to your peener:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uylXNvFrV2I

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Liquid Penguins posted:

Source on the op: it's christian weston chandler the sonichu guy who was arrested for using pepper spray in an argument over sonic's arm colors with a gamestop employee

he has been mutilating his genitals for 2 years and refuses to see a doctor because he thinks he grew a vagina by listening to youtube hypnosis videos
sounds punk as gently caress

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Everyone participating in this belongs on a short list.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Lol has anyone ever transitioned the other way? From f to m? I can't think of any celebrities.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Click the links you fucks!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Liquid Penguins posted:

Source on the op: it's christian weston chandler the sonichu guy who was arrested for using pepper spray in an argument over sonic's arm colors with a gamestop employee
go loving figure. i wonder if he got strongarmed into doing it like fire

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I guess he just took a machete to his junk rather than all the refactoring you"re supposed to do with the leftovers. Welp dude gratz on never having any orgasms ever again, and an open urethra thats gonna need god knows how many grand worth of surgery to not be a pit of infection.

Also I am unsure of where the muscles that let you hold it are at. He might have also made himself incontinent.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
chris chan is so far beyond the event horizon of hosed up we should probably just forget he ever existed. its for the besT

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i hate saying "lol he's doing a sex change because he's mentally ill" because it's almost always a hosed-up thing to say, but fire and chrischan are two notable exceptions. they're both loons

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you wrigt a alot of stupid poo poo

gently caress off drunk bee man is one of my top ten posters

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
People like him is why Something Awful was made.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Rubbergoose posted:

I was really hoping for goatse

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


what happened to his dick & balls......???

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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Hello, old friend

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