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Vilerats Mom posted:Monday, January 23rd, 2017: Donald Trump newly inaugurated president orders his aides to draft up a plan to deport undocumented workers from the United States. August 16th, 2017: Secret Service visits Lowtax. All forums members required to testify before Congress if they are now or have ever been members of the Communist party.
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August 17, 2017 - faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:54 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57 |
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 01:57 |
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2018 - Trump Enterprises buys out Soylent.com, rebrands as Trump Soylent 2019 - Yellowstone Event prompts Trump to assume emergency executive powers in the face of imminent famine and societal breakdown in the Lower 48 2021 - C.O.G. Edict 46 effectively dissolves the Bill of Rights by empowering FEMA to encamp political dissidents in gun-free zones as part of a general crackdown on terrorist attacks; thousands disappear 2022 - Trump Soylent unveils a new product line, Trump Brand NuSoylent™®, which the President-for-Life touts will solve the famine problem and put America back on the road to greatness. Canada annexed
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:18 |
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Oct 1, 2019, President Trump congratulate the peaceful reunification of Taiwan back to motherland China. Two US carrier groups and a Chinese carrier was presented to monitor the peaceful take over of the Taiwan military garrisons by the People's Liberation Army. President Xi, President Trump, and newly appointed provincial governor Tsai, AKA the former President Tsai of Taiwan signed the the "Ford Accord" on the USS Gerald R. Ford. Trump held the Unification of China in exchange for 1 trillion US bond from China back to US "the great deal made in human history".
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:22 |
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October 2nd, 2019: Everybody dies
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:04 |
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Gamer With Dignity posted:October 2nd, 2019: Everybody dies you're jumping the gun, that's 2035 during the airborne ebola outbreak after the Fourth World War
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:38 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:you're jumping the gun, that's 2035 during the airborne ebola outbreak after the Fourth World War Fine. October 2, 2019: Every human dies.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:43 |
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march 25th 2019 - literally fallout
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:45 |
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gentlemen, I think we're all generally in agreement: 2019 will be a year of great death and destruction, presaging darker days to come
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:46 |
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The planet is dying and every year from here on out will be darker than the last.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:50 |
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2100 People begin to leave the vaults they find the world had changed, strange mutant animals have emerged. Humanity struggles to emerge amid the wasteland.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 03:55 |
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Gotts live undet this $#@+ing pizza
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:07 |
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January 20th 2017 - Trump saves the world
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:15 |
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I love how many people are like "omfg he doesn't say nice things he will destroy the world!!!!!!" For that alone i say vote trump. gently caress the PC tards. Political correctness must die, if we have to sacrifice the world for that it would be a small price to pay.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:43 |
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July 25, 2016: I read this post sorry this one never happened
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:46 |
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Kinda sucks that he'd be the psychonixon that keeps the murderers at bay but OK
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:52 |
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January 19, 2017 - Trump signs an executive order to move ahead with evacuating all known Muslims to safety zones located in Alaska
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:52 |
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FunkyFlashman posted:I love how many people are like "omfg he doesn't say nice things he will destroy the world!!!!!!" For that alone i say vote trump. gently caress the PC tards. Political correctness must die, if we have to sacrifice the world for that it would be a small price to pay. Lol if you think it's got anything to do with political correctness you think the whole world revolves around your meaningless little bitch fight don't ya
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:55 |
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Don't forget the calendar changes from 2017 to 0001 TE Trump Era
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:56 |
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Trump and Cruz on some reality reunion show. Available on Yahoo Prime.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:57 |
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2016 Some dumb white people think trump is competent
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 05:01 |
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December 25th, 2020 Humanity in its great multiplicity unites behind Donald Trump, the wise and sagacious president of the North American Union. Through clever deals and an intimate knowledge of capitalism President Trump has shown man the folly of war, begun a program of asteroid mining and has eased nations off of a dependence on fossil fuels.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 05:01 |
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Withnail posted:Trump and Cruz on some reality reunion show. Available on Yahoo Prime. Cruz will be in a landfill either living / buried there if Trump is president after what hes done.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 05:09 |
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Jan 20th 2017 - Jan 20th 2025: YouTube will become fully syndicated, independent media will all but disappear, the alt-right will become a welfare class, and if the wall gets built, human trafficking will replace the drug trade as the primary source of revenue for Mexican cartels, although you'd have to follow European news in order to know anything about that. The "Muslim ban" won't mean anything because it will only extend to Syrian refugees who we aren't letting in anyways. Muslim terrorist attacks will become more frequent, but you'll hear about them less. You'll hear about everything less. If any new jobs are created, they'll be in American divisions of Chinese companies making cheap little plastic devices. Less freedom of speech, more surveillance, YOOOOGE Fed. America will surpass 1/3 of the world's prison population. Most prisoners will be handled by for-profit institutions. Gun laws will be more restrictive. Violent crime rates will be way up. Colleges will hit record low attendance rates, and a much larger portion of students in attendance will be foreign. Novelty music will become popular among the alt-right. Videogames will be more realistic. Million Dollar Extreme will stop making content and refuse to even talk to one another. Alex Jones will be arrested for possession of cocaine. Milo Yiannopoulos will get his own talk radio show and his first interview will be with Gavin McGuinness, who will go home later that night and put a noose around his neck. Etc. Etc. It will be fun revisiting this to see how many I got right. Gamer With Dignity fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jul 26, 2016 |
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Gamer With Dignity posted:The planet is dying and every year from here on out will be darker than the last. "It's cuz of that &^#$# 'pizza' that people underneath are sufferin'!" Citizen living under the Trump Plate.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 05:47 |
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May 5, 2017 - Theatrical release of Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2. It's pretty good.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:27 |
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2052: JC Denton joins UNATCO.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:27 |
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*holds up sign at inauguration* MODS KNEW
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 06:31 |
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. . . hillary inherits the earth
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:49 |
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Dinosaurs eat Trump Beige posted:. . .
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 08:53 |
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2018 - More of this !@#$%^& pizza buisness
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 11:31 |
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2101 - Aliens invaders intent to destroy all human life after learning the concept of "anime" from their scouts find planet earth encased in a spheroid wall.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 11:49 |
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November 8th, 2016, America is great again and millenials stop being whiney babies.
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:06 |
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August 19th, 2021 - President Trump tucks me into bed and kisses me softly on my forehead and whispers "I did for you kiddo, I did it all for you." Later that night he stands by the ocean, disrobes, walks into the surf and is never seen again. Some say if you put a conch shell to your ear, to this very day, you can hear the words "Make America Great Again".
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:10 |
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july 2016 - goons make u extreme hyperbole they sincerely believe under the mask of irony
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# ? Jul 26, 2016 12:52 |
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I'm going to make america great again by helicopter dicking my way to the moon!
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as a millennial i am unable to understand this without a hip infographic
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