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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdIWaRi-7c

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Say money but it won't get you too far get ya too farrrr

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

quick everyone, call 719-266-2837

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsntlJZ9h1U

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yah, no poo poo.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
quit shakin dat rear end and I'll quit lookin at it

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
You have 4 threads on the first page of GBS and every one of them is loving garbage

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

https://youtu.be/AIWtsKQdCPI

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Wizard Master posted:

You have 4 threads on the first page of GBS and every one of them is loving garbage

Careful signing your posts there buddy. :grin:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Champenema posted:

quit shakin dat rear end and I'll quit lookin at it

But I like drinking and dancing in my own home.


Wizard Master posted:

You have 4 threads on the first page of GBS and every one of them is loving garbage

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! G.F.Y.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh gently caress, this is great.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

OctoberBlues posted:

quick everyone, call 719-266-2837

I'd rather call 867 5309

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Every one knows hall and oats owns. VendaGoat, this was low hanging fruit.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Bananana posted:

Every one knows hall and oats owns. VendaGoat, this was low hanging fruit.

Sometimes it's the tastiest.

NOM NOM NOM!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Is that Spaghetti and meatballs? Done al dente? I hope you got the basta from Giant Eagle.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

VendaGoat posted:

Is that Spaghetti and meatballs? Done al dente? I hope you got the basta from Giant Eagle.

exsqueeze me

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Enfield posted:

exsqueeze me

Anything for you Puddin'

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Wait wait wait...I got another for yah!

'Cause it was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
The heat of the moment shone in your eyes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpxsMyoXUZQ

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

VendaGoat posted:

Sometimes it's the tastiest.

NOM NOM NOM!

Here's something else you can "Nom" : my dick

Lol owned

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Don Tacorleone posted:

Here's something else you can "Nom" : my dick

Lol owned

*jams your cock into the back of my throat until you cum from sheer surprise*

:lol: owned

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

wow song lyrics as a thread title. i hope the op gets permabanned.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

how did ur date go did yu get to 2nd base or shwat

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

VendaGoat posted:

*jams your cock into the back of my throat until you cum from sheer surprise*

:lol: owned

Why you rascal

Bloodyshinta1
Aug 6, 2010
30:45 ur welcome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xYs1pqJNA&t=1845s

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Considering they wrote this song about their male friend and flipped the gender to disguise that fact, this is actually the anthem of the millennial generation.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm thinkin arby's

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
actually wearing some hall and oates private eyes album cover Chinese knock off shirt atm because H&O owns

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

VendaGoat posted:

*jams your cock into the back of my throat until you cum from sheer surprise*

:lol: owned

even this is unoriginal, just a paraphrase of the famous Roman poet Catullus's line "tace aut irrumabo" "shut up or i'll be a cocksuckee"

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

OctoberBlues posted:

quick everyone, call 719-266-2837

I called this on many a bar night.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
One of my best friends is from a very rich family and sometimes I sing this very good song to her.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
She only comes out at night. The lean and hungry type.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This song is really loving catchy


The song came along and got stuck in my head, and it did it it did it it did it it did it it did it in a minute~

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

When they insist
On knowing my bliss
I tell them this
Yea when they want to know what the reason is
I always smile when I lie then I tell them why

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccenFp_3kq8
still sounds fresh as gently caress

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnE5melVBCw

The "Live From Daryl's House" series is really good.

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