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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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This thread is for disgusting candy, the kind made to troll trick-or-treaters and make the world a more joyless place


Good & Plenty


Looks like pills; sadly only contains licorice, not release of death



Sno-Caps


Literally just chocolate chips with sprinkles. Not a goddamn shred of effort.



Krackel


The stale version of a Crunch bar. Why does this exist?



Circus Peanuts


I think this is something someone made by mistake



This


I don't know what this is. It tastes like a movie prop.




What haunted your Halloweens, reader?

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fbsw
Mar 3, 2016


It's loving gross, but some of my friends liked it

Also half of OP's poo poo is good

fbsw fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Jul 27, 2016

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
that mexican candy that's just uh. like a box of salt? does anybody know what i'm talking about?


also salt water taffy is good, kid.

edit:
was this poo poo just like a mean prank from mexican parents

Cubone fucked around with this message at 09:14 on Jul 27, 2016

Forward Toward
Aug 14, 2015

No Tank You. not today tanks. Tank you very much.

TANK TANK TANK


VRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Parma violets. Tastes like Lavender chalk. Bleh.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I like licorice but I understand that most people dont, but gently caress you op, sno caps are great

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Any/all of those mexican tamarind candies that are just fruit leather rolled in salt and chili powder that tastes the way old gym socks smell. When they rarely have sugar, its always grainy and damp and awful.

Its weird because I love salty/sweet mixes and I love chili and tamarind, but when they put all that stuff together its a train wreck.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
did this fucker diss snocaps and by extension nonpariels?


get em gbs

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

these are all my favourites op

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016

SurfaceDetail posted:

did this fucker diss snocaps and by extension nonpariels?


get em gbs

gently caress YOU OP

fbsw
Mar 3, 2016
OP's tastebuds are apparently covered in poo poo from his head being so far up his rear end in a top hat

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

SurfaceDetail posted:

did this fucker diss snocaps and by extension nonpariels?


get em gbs

Ah. Someone else who only ever got candy when visiting grandma.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
you know what's a good grandma candy? unnamed strawberry candy. where did grandmas even get these

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Cubone posted:

you know what's a good grandma candy? unnamed strawberry candy. where did grandmas even get these



You get them at the dollar store, or at least that's where I've seen them. I'm always leery about eating dollar store food but that's just me.

I really like gummy bears. Sometimes my other half buys me these really soft, natural fruit gourmet gummy bears. I think I could live off gummy bears.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Cubone posted:

you know what's a good grandma candy? unnamed strawberry candy. where did grandmas even get these



https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004TNVSDW/

holla atcha boi

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i like those banana things. once i ate a whole bag and got diarrhea

edit im a lso a big fan of chicos and i like those teeth too. otherwise i dont eat a lot of lollies. its mainly chocoltae for me. i am fat

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

criscodisco posted:

You get them at the dollar store, or at least that's where I've seen them.

Yup. I have a Hellraiser puzzle box on my desk here packed full of them, and they are awesome.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I want to try those diet gummy bears from Amazon that supposedly give you colon blow level diarrhea but I haven't done it yet.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

criscodisco posted:

I want to try those diet gummy bears from Amazon that supposedly give you colon blow level diarrhea but I haven't done it yet.

LA Beast has a video where he just about shits out his heart thanks to those

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

ITT goons rush in to heroically defend junk food

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
gently caress this op that hates snowcaps

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
All candy is bad. There is literally not a single good kind of candy.

Dark chocolate 70% or better does not count as "candy."

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I don't know what they're called but they were these suckers that were pink on the top and white on the bottom they looked like flying saucers and tasted like cardboard.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Applewhite posted:

All candy is bad. There is literally not a single good kind of candy.

Dark chocolate 70% or better does not count as "candy."

Cough drops are good candy

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Cough drops are good candy

I dunno if I'd call them "good" as much as a "necessary evil."

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
Krackle is objectively superior to Crunch.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
About the Product
This yummy candy is full of taste. to suite for all ages.
Arcor Brand Candy are known for their great flavors. Treat yourself to one, and you'll end up finishing the entire bag!
This product is certified Kosher under the strict supervision of the Manchester Bais Din
Our arcor chewing Candy is kosher, as well as All our candy are kosher under rabbinical supervision.
Each bag contains 470 Grams = Total 940 Grams (2.072lb)

This candy has been around for ages, why the hell is the description gibberish?

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

I saw these during Halloween while living in Boulder. Count Blacula ftw!

:spooky:

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Applewhite posted:

I dunno if I'd call them "good" as much as a "necessary evil."

I like they way they make my throat feel

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014



At least they make your mouth smell fresh.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
"banana" flavored candy is bad candy.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


lol

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

The Barfo Family. How could this be appealing by even the cover?

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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Parma violets, good n plentys, circus peanuts and those strawberry ones are all great

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

How'd we make it this far without Necco wafers? The company buys surplus sidewalk chalk cheaply, slices it into wafers and repackages it.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Dirk Squarejaw posted:

How'd we make it this far without Necco wafers? The company buys surplus sidewalk chalk cheaply, slices it into wafers and repackages it.



This, and most other candy found in "old timey country store X"

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009
liquorice is good but salty liquorice is better

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bill NYSE posted:

The Barfo Family. How could this be appealing by even the cover?



that's just how the 90s was, just like the boys version of the easy bake oven that was called the queasy bake oven

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

Microwaves Mom posted:

I don't know what they're called but they were these suckers that were pink on the top and white on the bottom they looked like flying saucers and tasted like cardboard.

Oh you mean Flungs?

https://www.boehmscandies.com/products/flungs/

Yeah they taste like a mouthful of rice foam and then like a mouthful of pixie powder and then like a mouthful of disappointment.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

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