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monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Gamer With Dignity posted:

It seems like everywhere I look these days, people are jealous of my carefree spirit, good looks, gorgeous, faithful girlfriend, strong work ethic, and pleasant, debt-free lifestyle. How do I break it to these people softly that their unhappiness is the result of a number of poorly planned out decisions that could have been easily avoided?

Easily fixed. Tattoo the word oval office on your forehead in large letters and nobody will feel jealous of you anymore.

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