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If some dickweed is tailing me in the fast lane, and I am already driving faster than the speed of traffic, I put my left turn signal on and just keep going.
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poopnanners posted:Thank you, brave vigilante, for policing the roads and keeping our citizens safe! You're welcome. I always drive in the fast lane so I only have idiots coming from one side rather than both. And I never tailgate. I keep extra cars distance between me and whoever is in front. If some retard wants to endanger everyone on the road, they can do it behind me.
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Jul 28, 2016 02:28
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VendaGoat posted:I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshoooooooooooooooooooole! I pull into the lane next to you and match speed.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:52
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William Stoner posted:Following the 3 second rule is important. This is actually how I drive if there is traffic. People constantly move in front of me and I just adjust and continue on with the same stopping distance.
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Jul 28, 2016 06:51
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Sheep-Goats posted:You drive like a paralytic mong. I will compress all my farts into a solid, freeze them, then gently caress your eyesockets with the frozen fart dildo.
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Jul 28, 2016 06:54
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I'll blow a hurricane of poo poo out my window if you drive with your blinkers on or tailgate me.
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