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Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
As far as "unleashed on the world" goes I'd say it's definitely 4chan.

Back in 2003, underage hentai was made bannable in ADTRW.
The announcement of this brought on TEN PAGES of people bitching about it, and the eventual Pedocaust, and the creation of 4chan from the banned and offended among them.

Here's the super great thread if you wanna :psyduck: :cry: for a bit.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=429748

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Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Weren't people going to make fiesta cat stuffed animals?



500 were made but the guy taking pre-order $ didn't want to re-ship them once they got to his house. There were photos of him with shelves of 'em.
The SAclopedia entry on it is extensive and has a link to the order thread itself.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=16


HoboZero posted:

Goons won the 'design/vote for the new Doc Martens!' contest with a boot featuring the SA support bot, unicorns, and rainbows but the goddamn scheister company wouldn't make the thing

And then they did actually make the OTHER lovely goon designed one. You can sometimes find them being sold on eBay since they're super rare.




But again, none of these things are off site huge poo poo like goonswarm, 4chan, All Your Base, slenderman, or Caro.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Quidam Viator posted:

ahahahahahahaha kuuenbu

that poo poo was NEW once, like we can sit now and marvel at how hosed up that motherfucker was, but holy poo poo when it first happened i was ROLLING around laughing. It's purestrain gold, jerry

He returned very recently and whatever the thread was and whatever the point of his angry effort post was is lost to me because it was just reply after reply of NO gently caress YOU DAD

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
THEY'RE CALLED SMILIES

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Len posted:

Because she's 22 and acts like a 16 year old. She used to flip poo poo if someone called a frappucino a frap but then a barista looked at her like she was retarded and told her that's fine and people do it all the time.

I would love to hear more stories about this person and their exploits, please tell more.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

I Said No posted:

I recall some dude in the don't eat a carb thread just binging on nothing but meat and cheese constantly and talking about using leftover bacon grease in future meals, then later he posts some numbers from his doctor and one of them was something like wayyyyyy the gently caress out of healthy range and into "holy poo poo you're going to loving die" territory. The chain of screenshots had someone getting probated for telling the guy he should probably stop, too.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Doug Sisk posted:

Was it a goon who had a job but the company forgot about him during a restructure so he just kept turning up and getting paid without having a job to do. I think he eventually found someone else at the company in the same situation. I'd like to read that again.

Those threads were called "American Dream" but also usually "Forgotten Employee", by Moonshine who is now called Graveyard Grandma.

Whole story by itself: https://sites.google.com/site/forgottenemployee/


Thread parts 1 and 2 are gone, 3, 4, and 5 threads are Goldmine

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=260220
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=306921
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=332580

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
re: Wojtek

BexGu posted:

He actually reported a post of some one making fun of him and the mods leaked the mod only forum thread making fun of the while thing.

It's probably maybe the only mod thread to ever be goldmined. These are both so loving funny.

the mod report thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3611265

the actual thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3610831&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

timp posted:

I don't think anybody has said anything about Dangan Rompa but that was a pretty big deal at the time, what with all the account sharing happening as non-goons kept getting cockblocked by the pay wall

I still assume anyone with a Nov 2012 regdate is one of these tumblr idiots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oWZY65-Hw8

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Professor of Cats posted:

can someone sum up why people were so upset with the chic n cheese thread?

It was a travelling thread, it got moved all over the forums to some people's joy and other's annoyance. Of course it started in GiS but then next week it would be in the automobile sub, the next week it was in books, etc.

Some people hate fun.

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 04:02 on Aug 3, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

floor is lava posted:

The time yospos gained control of a botnet and had it display an image of Bill Cosby while taking a screen shot.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2990867
Image archive: :nws: https://rufoa.com/sa/yospos/cozpop/ :nws:

Just read this (it's great), and the one guy going all-in bitching about how this is wrong and a bad thing to do eventually got permabanned for posting hentai. BABY hentai.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Tequila Sunrise posted:

m00t got so butthurt he made 4chan so weeby pedophiles could talk about anime in peace.

Already posted, with links.


Josef K. Sourdust posted:

The radiogoon who had a meltdown at his mom while recording. Can anyone link that?

It was his dad, that's why the NO YOU SHUT THE gently caress UP DAD thread tag exists, and the YouTube w/the audio was already posted.
Unless there was a completely different mom-based freak out somewhere.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

gentle pete posted:

the aol search logs are still one of the funniest things on the internet




Is there a link for this or was it front page or what I'm dying.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Jastiger posted:


And who can forget the sa fighting game with get out frog, puppetmaster, and some girl/ghoul posters as characters?

The Youtube video of the game was posted 3 pages back.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Yolomon Wayne posted:

wtf caro lives?
i mean, seriously? this is not a joke?

You can just google "Kevin Dawes" and read all this poo poo for yourself, including the GQ article about him that mentions these forums specifically a bunch of times.
He was freed in April.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
Yiff in hell

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Jose posted:

The goon who did some retarded gbs christmas story with pictures hosted on an unsecure image site with all their furry porn for all to see was funny

Snatter threads were twee bullshit and ending them was the best thing GBS 2.0 ever did.

(starts on page 6)
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3590253&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Jose posted:

there was a big thread in A/T i think that she modded that was all about writing hosed up porn books to sell on amazon

Triggered posted:

It wasnt just incest porn she was doing werewolf vore poo poo as well.

There were about 15 goons in that thread writing crazier and crazier porn books because it's incredibly easy, hilarious, and profitable. EW getting doxxed and harassed irl for being part of it, and the fact that it's still brought up out of context like she was just some weirdo, is hosed up and inaccurate.

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 08:09 on Sep 3, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Schwarzwald posted:

Do you have a link to that thread? It sounds kind of fascinating. The "hosed in the Butt by My Own Butt" thing didn't come from that, did it?

It was a super fascinating series of threads where about 100 people were making very decent hobby money but the whole group moved to another private forum when Something Sensitive decided it was cool to call up or email people's employers and families about it.

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 08:53 on Sep 3, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

timp posted:

Do you guys not remember what happened? Someone else misremembered this earlier in the thread so let me try to post a summary of how I remember it going down.

The OP claimed to have finally found the illusive Super Hornio Bros. 1 (Super Hornio Bros. 2 had been found, ripped, and distributed several years before in a different thread) and this guy appeared in the thread boasting about how incredible his VCR ripping skills were and how he was going to put it in his portfolio and poo poo. Like, massive effort posts with pictures of his rig; guy seemed like he knew his poo poo....



The only productive thing to actually come out of this 3 month saga was BoldFrankensteinMir agreeing to make sweet custom avatars for every single person who mocked him, so that's where mine came from.
Thank you, Super Hornio Brothers.


the thread:
:nws: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3676585&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 :nws:

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 15:42 on Sep 7, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Mr. 47 posted:

I don't know if it was a saga as such, but there was a goon a few years ago who was invited to have a threesome with a mother and daughter. He was all about it until he actually gave it a bit of thought, and then things went all goony. If memory serves, he followed through, but it was far more awkward than he had anticipated. Also, the three of them had dinner first and he was tasked with washing the dishes before the event.

The matryoshka threeway.

It was a series of posts by rxcowboy in an "Awkward Sexual Encounters" thread that eventually got the name of the thread changed and got him the usericon that still makes me laugh.

Read it, it's SO funny: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3266050&userid=141005#post394813305

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
:siren:
For thread nostalgia fans I recommend joining those of us with way too accurate memories and way to good search skills in the Lost SA Stuff thread in PYF.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2701257&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

It's been going for almost 10 years so everything you're looking for is probably already there.

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Sep 8, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Geirskogul posted:

GOD drat HOW DO YOU gently caress UP A 3-WAY?

He didn't gently caress it up, it got way too weird but he did it, dammit.





rxcowboy posted:

Basically every single thing that happened would have been insanely awesome in the context of a regular threesome, but at the end I am confronted by the grim reality that I just participated in an act of incest. Both of them were completely nonplussed by the act, while I had the look of a deer caught in the headlights for the whole thing. I've never felt such a schism between my dick and my brain,...


To everyone who thinks this sort of thing is glorious, you can have it.

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 06:10 on Sep 8, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Mr. 47 posted:

The clown who wanted to walk across America and nearly died before he got out of the county; did that happen in Tildale Park in Berkely?

It was at the Pantoll Campground in Mt. Tamalpais State Park, north of SF

https://goo.gl/maps/1gCvVnFWQDR2

Scudworth has a new favorite as of 01:47 on Sep 11, 2016

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

gentle pete posted:

Another crazy e/n guy tried to go on a death march recently. I can't find the thread right now but he was a paranoid schizophrenic who believed that he was the reincarnation of some climate change researcher, and he wanted to walk across Canada to raise awareness of global warming or something. Once again, he made it like 10 miles before giving up.

It's really not interesting enough to re-read since he deleted his 30+ blogger accounts, but key points are that he made it WAY further than Muerte (160 km) and upon giving up decided to use his cart to bring food and water every day to a homeless camp. So he did end up helping people :3:

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

.dazedandconfused.. posted:

I would love to find this thread. I know it was around early Oct 2009. All I have is a message from Shine after he posted his first lift. Searching through my posts does not show anything for 2012.

the 2012 couch lifting thread- http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3510749

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

opus111 posted:

You forgot tbe best bit: e/n whackjobs telling the concerned older brother goon not to kinkshame. And suggesting safer methods of cramming objects up into your third eye.

That's been brought up 3x on this very page.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

SneakyFrog posted:

http://www.idakoos.com/

its still active. Have fun.

And the thread about it!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3513425&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

gently caress no. goonmeets in general are dead to the best of my knowledge. for good reason too imo

In the LAN threads for any major city, they are very much not dead.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

SneakyFrog posted:

TCC, for when reading E/N to feel better about yourself just aint cutting it.

Goon Doctor is like e/n but sometimes they post photos of their weird dicks / dick rashes

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Geirskogul posted:

Chrome killed bookmarklets

Their method works perfectly in Chrome.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
You spent over $130 in SA accounts last week Dare, what's your total this year?

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Lutha Mahtin posted:

The YOSPOS secret santa has produced many quality gifts and posts. Here are a few:

-Sega Dreamcast filled with mealworms

I was told by a goon who has lizard pets that the mealworms in that Dreamcast were high quality and would have not been cheap for the amount of them.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

gentle pete posted:

I remember hearing about some LF guy who claimed to be a homeless trans muslim who needed pants for a job interview. LF raised like a thousand dollars and he spent it all on a single pair of garish designer pants, also he wasnt homeless, trans or a muslim. Does anyone have a link to that thread

Here's the actual LF pants thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3143423


Here's a summary of the events later on:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3228273&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

ishikabibble posted:

iirc he was actually super depressed because being that tall gave him a poo poo ton of health complications and made living kinda painful for him. poor guy offed himself after his only irl friend (who was also a goon) moved away :(


SAclopedia people, check it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1705

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

DiggityDoink posted:

is the chickencheese thread archived? cause i found a buncha good recipes from there when it was goin on

No, it was goldmined. Link's in SAclopedia.

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
When LF was good it was incredible, especially around elections, but other times as well.


Reader's Digest: Humor in Uniform
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2926040


Hitler Auditions
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3180161&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

^ front page version: http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hitler-auditions/1/

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

Connormgs posted:

Can't find the thread, got a link?

You quoted a post that was quoting a post that had the link to the thread.


Von Sloneker posted:

here's the link to the immortal DA JOOSE phenazepam thread; it will always be my favorite thing:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3204587

at the very least, read Underflow's long posts, they're insane stories about some insaner eastern european ambulance drivers making the rounds while amply fried on benzos. the stories start on pg 26

in a subsequent thread he made a request that those stories never appear outside of the original, so don't c/p them here

Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum
I thought maybe if I just stayed in the well long enough I'd learn to love being in the well like you're supposed to.

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Scudworth
Jan 1, 2005

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make super lemons.

Dinosaur Gum

I Said No posted:

always thought people getting all excited for someone's banning was kinda discomforting and creepy tbh

The time we raised thousands for Japan earthquake relief just to ban one user was beautiful, however.

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