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Like a sunburn or like I put my cock on the stove-burn?
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Jul 31, 2016 10:56
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Zzulu posted:Like a sunburn or like I put my cock on the stove-burn? Like a stove, and not chili burn either.
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Jul 31, 2016 10:58
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I did when I banged your mother OP.
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Jul 31, 2016 11:02
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I did when I banged your mother OP. Thats grosser than a burned dick, dude.
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Jul 31, 2016 11:08
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Verily I Shat posted:Thats grosser than a burned dick, dude. I know, that poo poo burned for weeks!
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Jul 31, 2016 11:11
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yes
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Jul 31, 2016 11:15
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Ugh. I was somewhere in my 20's, naked and smoking in the middle of the night, hot cherry falls off and lands on the unit. Good times. The blister was super fun.
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Jul 31, 2016 11:20
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you know that chemical hair remover? don't put it on your junk
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Jul 31, 2016 11:50
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i got carpet burn from loving your mother so muhc
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Jul 31, 2016 11:55
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Lascivious Sloth posted:i got carpet burn from loving your mother so muhc you can get that from going one round. nice lady, but i suspect she is actually a yeti.
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Jul 31, 2016 12:07
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Yeah I called it a loser.
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Jul 31, 2016 12:15
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At hospital, lost penat!
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Jul 31, 2016 12:27
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Really not enough burned dick detail being sumbmitted
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Jul 31, 2016 12:35
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one time i was giving my dick a post gently caress rinse in a sink and the cold water tap decided to disgorge hot water on my unit instead it hurt quite a lot but my ladyfriend kissed it better op 
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Jul 31, 2016 12:37
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hemophilia posted:you know that chemical hair remover? don't put it on your junk Ahhhh, scrotal chemical burns... good times, good times! Yeah, I second that motion. Don't ask me why! 
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Jul 31, 2016 12:38
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I'm Crap posted:one time i was giving my dick a post gently caress rinse in a sink and the cold water tap decided to disgorge hot water on my unit instead nice
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Jul 31, 2016 12:39
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stop calling it unitt who tHE gently caress CALLS IT "UNIT"
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Jul 31, 2016 12:48
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I think you want Enfield.
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Jul 31, 2016 13:01
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If you burnt it too badly and it falls off, perhaps you can get a nice prosthetic a la Anklepants instead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI-nzF0Yyc8
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Jul 31, 2016 13:10
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I didn't see the damage, but my friend had an incident where his bidet shot out scalding hot water onto taint and balls. His girlfriend found him crying on the bathroom floor.
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Jul 31, 2016 13:30
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I jerked off with shampoo and it made my dick skin peel off
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Jul 31, 2016 13:31
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Carwash oval office posted:I didn't see the damage, but my friend had an incident where his bidet shot out scalding hot water onto taint and balls. His girlfriend found him crying on the bathroom floor. Ermmm... not kinkshaming here, but... what was your male friend doing squatting over a bidet in the first place? One spicy chili too many? Edit: Oh damnit, I forgot. This is GBS. Business as usual then. Perfectly normal.
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Jul 31, 2016 13:40
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Once I was sitting down on the toilet with a cigarette in my hand and somehow managed to knock the cherry onto the seat right as I sat. It took me a few seconds to realize what was happening and 4 years later I still have a huge scar on my buttcheek.
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Jul 31, 2016 13:56
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As a teenager I jacked off frequently enough to get a blister on my dick, and there is still a mark there over a decade later. e: It felt like a burn is my point.
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Jul 31, 2016 14:00
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Once I got drunk and walked in subzero temperatures with a high wind in thin pajama pants. My tip half of my wiener was numb for 3 days.
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Jul 31, 2016 14:02
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autoaim.cfg posted:If you burnt it too badly and it falls off, perhaps you can get a nice prosthetic a la Anklepants instead? 
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Jul 31, 2016 14:11
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I've had poison ivy on my penis before
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Jul 31, 2016 14:11
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this 10/10 blonde grabbed my penis instead of the pepper mill and gave me a wicked indian burn happens all the time
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Jul 31, 2016 14:17
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autoaim.cfg posted:Ermmm... not kinkshaming here, but... what was your male friend doing squatting over a bidet in the first place? I think he was using the bidet to try to clean up his butt. After pooping. To get back on topic, jogging in a bathing suit with mesh lining leads to terrible friction burns.
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Jul 31, 2016 14:31
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the predator from hit movie "Predator" shot me in the crotch with his plasma caster
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Jul 31, 2016 14:31
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Anyone ever cook bacon while not wearing pants? Don't.
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Jul 31, 2016 14:36
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dogmother1776 posted:Anyone ever cook bacon while not wearing pants? Don't. Will you stop reminding me of all the moronic things I have done in my lifetime, kthanks? This is the reason why I now have a surplus Czech army field cook apron hanging in my kitchen.
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Jul 31, 2016 14:42
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Yes
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Jul 31, 2016 14:45
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Toadvine posted:I've had poison ivy on my penis before Came here to post this
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Jul 31, 2016 14:51
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this one time a million years ago i saw a video on rotten dot com where a guy set his crank on fire
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Jul 31, 2016 14:55
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Paging Einfeld
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Jul 31, 2016 14:59
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theres actually a boxer shaped outline on unharmed skin surroundeding my weiner (which is NOT burned). i tepeat: my penis is FINE and very large
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Jul 31, 2016 15:05
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Someone must have dropped a cig on their weenie
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Jul 31, 2016 15:08
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hemophilia posted:you know that chemical hair remover? don't put it on your junk this goes for ladies too *shudder*
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