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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Toadvine posted:

But enough slapping dicks ;)

One time an eighth grader tried to push sixth grade me in a locker, but they were the skinny lockers so my normal sized head didn't even get in.

He was mad because I asked if the woman who brought his lunch to the homeroom was his mom and he thought I was making a joke (I wasn't)

Now I'm curious, who was it just bringing him lunch?

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
It was his mom. He was an excitable lad, quick to violence, and easily offended

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Toadvine posted:

It was his mom. He was an excitable lad, quick to violence, and easily offended

Was his mom hot? If so, it was probably guilt surfacing over his Oedipus complex

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
She was fit, and nicely dressed, so to a middle schooler she was absolutely hot.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Toadvine posted:

She was fit, and nicely dressed, so to a middle schooler she was absolutely hot.

You should have banged his mom, the ultimate revenge imo

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The town I grew up in was a sub 1000 population poo poo-hole that somehow scraped together enough money every year to keep its public school going. I had a hard time when I younger taking criticism, especially jokes, and so my temper made me a pretty easy target. The worst part was just how violent some of them were with me. There were several times I was cornered out behind bleachers and legitimately though I was going to die.

I eventually moved to another school, got better, got friends, and learned to take a loving joke. Turns out my mortal fear of the people in my old town weren't entirely unfounded though. One of the worst kids who messed me had serious anger problems and was incredibly big for his age. Turns out he got arrested for attempted rape of his own sister.

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Captain Video
Apr 4, 2016
I think I gave off a "I'm gonna do a Columbine massacre one day" vibe for the better part of my teenage years, and that spared me from getting bullied

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