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What do you do to mess with your pet. Post pics or videos as much as possible. Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Aug 1, 2016 |
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How so? Explain.
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Aug 3, 2016 00:40
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Ema Nymton posted:One of my cats gets sleepers in his eyes frequently. Like this: Same. But I pet them first so they don't see it coming so they kinda-ish think its part of the pet (still slightly unhappy tho).
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Aug 3, 2016 10:17
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Carry them around on my shoulder like a baby.
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Aug 4, 2016 03:08
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KomodoWagon posted:You know how cats always want to stick their assholes right up to your face right? Well one time I went out to the bathroom where my girlfriend's total fuckfaced dipshit of a cat was sleeping, and as I sat their dropping my deuce, I decided it was time for revenge. Did your cat get the "open mouth cause I'm grossed out" look? Mine get that when they sniff a butt (of cat, I don't make them sniff my butt) Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Aug 7, 2016 |
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Aug 7, 2016 02:49
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Double post sorry
Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Aug 7, 2016 |
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Aug 7, 2016 02:50
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President Ark posted:i wait for them to sit near me while i'm wearing an unzipped coat, then i put them on my chest and zip up my coat This sounds great and I will try this. Cat squishes 
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Aug 7, 2016 05:09
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Ciaphas posted:I try to trim my cat's claws Ive given up because I have so many cat scratchers that even if I trim them they just get sharp within 20 minutes. I just deal with the cuts, I think my arms and hands and feet are pure calluses.
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Aug 7, 2016 05:11
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SynthOrange posted:
Poor cat  I also like the fake-grass rugs.
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Aug 10, 2016 14:38
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Iron Crowned posted:Considering my cat has all her claws, I'd test this, but mine will immediately climb up on my shoulders any time I pick her up. Yours does this too? My cat jumps on my back and just sits or even plops down  so I walk around the apartment hunched over with him on my back like he's riding a horse. ...On the other hand that may be him messing with me.
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Aug 11, 2016 13:57
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I cuddle with them. Most can't tolerate it more than a few minutes but one is pretty good at chillin w me. But one time I cuddled him too hard and he squirmed away and left a huge cut near my jugular and ear. Bleeding all over the place. I still have a giant scar on my ear....
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Aug 11, 2016 14:01
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Iron Crowned posted:Same on all counts, although she'll get right by my ear and purr with the "tickle whiskers" Mine, when he plops down, always does it backwards so his smelly butt is covering my ponytail. Luckily I can't smell the back of my head.
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Aug 11, 2016 14:02
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm not sure which is worse, I have a big floof cat, so tail floof in my face would just get stuck in my beard stubble Bonding (literally)
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Aug 11, 2016 14:11
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Just remembered one: stick my face in their fur and inhale (I am weird)
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Aug 11, 2016 14:25
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Talk to them in Russian  they have the biggest  ever cause they have no idea what's going on.
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Aug 11, 2016 22:46
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How the gently caress did I forget to add "laser pointer" to the poll?
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Aug 13, 2016 03:40
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Kiss tha cats on the mouth. I already have toxoplasma gondii so I dont care. Also, the ever elusive feet-under-blankets. Bottom of my foot is scratched and hurts but it's okay
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Aug 16, 2016 02:00
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i just headbutted one cat for 2 minutes and yesterday i taught another to headbutt!!!!!
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Aug 23, 2016 21:04
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porkswordonboard posted:I pick up Hobbes and Bones (cats) and they tolerate it, but don't like it very much. Bones has learned that a simple, whiny "tchah!" (like the sound your gf makes when she's pissed or offended) is enough for us to cease grappling with his meaty frame and set him free to bitch at us from the floor. Hobbes is a Maine Coon mix, and has the dumbest fur I've ever seen. He has perpetual teenage bedhead, and he matts up almost every day. So I've taken to simply tugging the smaller matts out the moment I notice them, which he also tolerates unless I get one that 'isn't ready' and he verbally complains (very rare). He prefers being held like a baby when picked up, weirdly. Same, I pull out the mini mats. But Its not actually to mess with him, its to help him, and hes happy when i pull em out (despite mrowing) but he is so happy afterwards. He actually has now learned and started doing it himself now (he was a feral and when the shelter got him he was pure mat so hes never done it before). I taught a cat
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Aug 23, 2016 21:09
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porkswordonboard posted:I wish Hobbes would learn, he just wet felts his goddamn hair into tangles that are so truly impressive I would give him a medal for it if it wasn't so annoying. He was a feral/mystery outside cat too, so I can't tell if he just doesn't understand or he's always been this dumb. With the names this sounds adorable and cat-like
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Aug 24, 2016 02:50
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Anne Whateley posted:imo the things in the poll are all mean and I would never do them (except the pictures). head butt if you've never headbutted a cat you've never lived poke nose you don't like to boop their nose? bite them playful bites are cute. cats bite eachother anyways pet them very strongly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GVVjd_exO8 call them silly names for a long time or loudly no way this is mean wake them up sleepy faces are funny, plus they're always happy to see you take excessive photos this is a good thing (post photos) trick them (e.g., say "treats" or "car") sounds mean, but depends on whether youre doing it maliciously (to hurt them) or not (just wanna silly excited face, and usually give in anyways and take them in tha car) have a stare-down see: headbutt hide their toys it's cute to hide them because they search for them, they dig and then are happy and bring the toy to you. they get a good workout find them in their hidey-spot see: wake them up Drum posted:I like to roll Sheila over and just raspberry her belly fluff. She gets all indignant and One of my cats today was rolling on her back and i remembered your post and put my head into her stomach and it was the most glorious, softest pillow I've ever laid on. I didn't raspberry, I was just enjoying the angelic softness 
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Sep 23, 2016 02:19
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