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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > What do you do to mess with your pet? [poll]
What do you do to mess with your pet?
head butt
poke nose
bite them
pet them very strongly
call them silly names for a long time or loudly
wake them up
take excessive photos
trick them (e.g., say "treats" or "car")
have a stare-down
hide their toys
find them in their hidey-spot
other [please specify]
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Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
I don't have a dog anymore but my main moves used to be grabbing their back end and wobbling them back and forth until they fell down for scratches, or waiting until they were asleep then placing a tiny piece of food (such as a hash brown or piece of chicken) in front of their face so the smell would enter their dreams. One of our dogs would instantly lie down and not move if you covered him with a blanket and once I did this and forgot about it, came downstairs a couple hours later and he was where I left him.

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