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You know how cats always want to stick their assholes right up to your face right? Well one time I went out to the bathroom where my girlfriend's total fuckfaced dipshit of a cat was sleeping, and as I sat their dropping my deuce, I decided it was time for revenge. Just before wiping, I got up and held my cheeks apart, dropping in as close as I could before ripping a fart right in her stupid face. "How's it looking back there?!" I asked her. "How's it looking?!" Got up, turned around and sat back on the commode before continuing to wipe. First time I've ever seen a cat overcome with true horror, just staring at me wide-eyed until I left. It was glorious.
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Thin Privilege posted:This sounds great and I will try this. Cat squishes It's a pretty cool way to get your chest and abdomen ripped up to the point of long-term hospitalization
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Blackchamber posted:Just ripped up? You gotta worry about them burrowing in like you like Luke in tauntaun or they are some kind of reverse alien chestburster. Cat declawer spotted
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