What do you do to mess with your pet? [poll]

What do you do to mess with your pet?
	head butt
	poke nose
	bite them
	pet them very strongly
	call them silly names for a long time or loudly
	wake them up
	take excessive photos
	trick them (e.g., say "treats" or "car")
	have a stare-down
	hide their toys
	find them in their hidey-spot
	other [please specify]

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

gotta pet them strongly, they need to toughen up :colbert:

EDIT:
I also like to remind my cat that being mean to little kitties is my favorite thing to do, by telling her that.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 17:29

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:25

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

KomodoWagon posted:

Cat declawer spotted

Considering my cat has all her claws, I'd test this, but mine will immediately climb up on my shoulders any time I pick her up.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 19:12

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Thin Privilege posted:

Yours does this too? My cat jumps on my back and just sits or even plops down so I walk around the apartment hunched over with him on my back like he's riding a horse. ...On the other hand that may be him messing with me.

Same on all counts, although she'll get right by my ear and purr with the "tickle whiskers" :negative:

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 14:00

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Thin Privilege posted:

Mine, when he plops down, always does it backwards so his smelly butt is covering my ponytail. Luckily I can't smell the back of my head.

I'm not sure which is worse, I have a big floof cat, so tail floof in my face would just get stuck in my beard stubble

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 14:06