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What do you do to mess with your pet?
head butt
poke nose
bite them
pet them very strongly
call them silly names for a long time or loudly
wake them up
take excessive photos
trick them (e.g., say "treats" or "car")
have a stare-down
hide their toys
find them in their hidey-spot
other [please specify]
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Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

KomodoWagon posted:

It's a pretty cool way to get your chest and abdomen ripped up to the point of long-term hospitalization

Just ripped up? You gotta worry about them burrowing in like you like Luke in tauntaun or they are some kind of reverse alien chestburster.

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Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

porkswordonboard posted:

I also like to slowly slap them in the face with their fish-on-a-string-with-a-stick toy until they engage. Goddamnit I'm getting all of my $3 worth out of this loving thing! You trash beasts! Stop eating used q-tips instead!!

Ginny would fish q-tips out of the bathroom garbage and leave them chewed up in random places. I stopped putting them in the bathroom trashcan and go all the way to the kitchen can because its a heavy tall metal type with a lid. I've been doing this for 3 months now and she still diligently checks the bathroom trash every day to see if I forgot or got lazy.

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