Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I remember on penis inspection day freshman year the gym teacher took pictures of all our penises after he inspected them. He said it was a part of the new federal school fitness program and that it was endorsed by Arnold Schwarzenegger and President Bill Clinton. He told me I should be a professional penis model and that he knew some names in the industry but I told him I was too shy. Despite my shyness, I feel pretty proud knowing that pictures of my penis exist in the records of both Arnold and Bill.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

dog buttz posted:

they had a single day for it and not once a week at your school? :confused:

It was normally once a semester but they made it once a week for eight weeks one time after this Mormon senior chick got pregnant.

  • Locked thread