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Ben Franklin decided to write an academic paper about farting during his stays in Europe because he got mad at how posh Europeans are. He also goes into grand detail of what certain farts smell like and how to influence them and also some ideas on turning farts into lovely perfumes instead of psuedo bioweapons. Also piss. http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/document/to-the-royal-academy-of-farting/ quote:That this is not a chimerical Project, and altogether impossible, may appear from these Considerations. That we already have some Knowledge of Means capable of Varying that Smell. Why stop there? Have Ben Franklin's letter about sex and romance! quote:But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these: It is comforting to know even the founding fathers of the United States shitposted.
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cool
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EorayMel posted:Ben Franklin decided to write an academic paper about farting during his stays in Europe because he got mad at how posh Europeans are. He also goes into grand detail of what certain farts smell like and how to influence them and also some ideas on turning farts into lovely perfumes instead of psuedo bioweapons. Also piss. hmm kinda makes u think
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No, seriously--James Joyce's letters are loving VILE. This one is my favorite:James Joyce posted:To NORA
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Friginator posted:No, seriously--James Joyce's letters are loving VILE. This one is my favorite: fart with lust lol wtf dude
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:35 |
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I crushed mad puss on the reg, in far greater quantities than thou. Suckle Upon My Damned Balls. \
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:41 |
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lol joyce owns. i mean like, his books suck, but his letters are pretty cool
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:44 |
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Ben Franklin had tons and tons of sex, so lmao at him resembling a goon
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:44 |
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I read his autobiography and he was really witty and had a great sense of humor and his life owned. He didn't take too many things seriously but accomplished a ton and his life is pretty amazing. Definitely not a goon, because he would think we were all lazy garbage for posting here for years.
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Haier posted:I read his autobiography and he was really witty and had a great sense of humor and his life owned. He didn't take too many things seriously but accomplished a ton and his life is pretty amazing. Definitely not a goon, because he would think we were all lazy garbage for posting here for years. Dude, even Ben made time to drink.... A lot of time. A LOOOOOOOOOOOT OF TIME!
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:45 |
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dad j, so what \
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 05:47 |
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Friginator posted:No, seriously--James Joyce's letters are loving VILE. This one is my favorite: "JIM"
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What was with BF capitalizing every noun? Makes it sound like he's saying some heavy poo poo irl.
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Vargatron posted:What was with BF capitalizing every noun? Makes it sound like he's saying some heavy poo poo irl. He was the OG Sovereign Citizen
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Vargatron posted:What was with BF capitalizing every noun? Makes it sound like he's saying some heavy poo poo irl. Maybe someone else can answer, but Germans do this as a whole and maybe some English writers thought we should do it too.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 06:35 |
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Ben Franklin crushed so much french pussy that they lent us soldiers and part of their navy in our war for independence. Not very goony at all.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 06:55 |
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Vargatron posted:What was with BF capitalizing every noun? Makes it sound like he's saying some heavy poo poo irl. The German language does this. Maybe Franklin carried it over into English too for some reason.
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:09 |
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franklin bragged about how much french pussy he crushed, but contemporary sources said everyone treated him like a kindly old grandpa. kind of hard to get any goonier than that.
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Nooner posted:lol joyce owns. i mean like, his books suck, but his letters are pretty cool we read james joyce in high school and i told everyone in the class that they should google his love letters to nora and everyone did and then the teacher got really uncomfortable for the whole rest of the unit because everyone kept making veiled jokes about his fart fetish
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:32 |
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B. Franklin: "yo I like to smash that granny puss because most of them geezers is only old in the face, not the waist son"
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Cnut the Great posted:we read james joyce in high school and i told everyone in the class that they should google his love letters to nora and everyone did and then the teacher got really uncomfortable for the whole rest of the unit because everyone kept making veiled jokes about his fart fetish lol lets be high school friends
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# ? Aug 3, 2016 07:46 |
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when Ben Franklin was in his early twenties he went over to London and worked at a printing press his coworkers drank so hard they 1, customarily took Mondays off to sleep off their hangovers 2, hazed the hell out of new guys to make them pay up some beer money for the group said coworkers hazed Franklin so hard that a change of job in the shop didn't stop them, he went to the boss who did nothing, and he eventually gave up and paid the money oh also he smugged about how they were all weak and hungover from drinking beer constantly, but he was super buff and swole from eating healthy and drinking lots of water I couldn't make this up, it's in his autobiography Edit: Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:The German language does this. Maybe Franklin carried it over into English too for some reason. it was a whole fad in the 18th century, and afaik it was solely so that it looked fancier when handwritten out it looks pretty impressive in the nice old-fashioned script, I guess shelley fucked around with this message at 08:47 on Aug 3, 2016 |
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