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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



right now i'm thinking of picking me up a jamaican patty or two spicy beef obviously i'm not a monster

if you don't know jamaican patties are what you start eating after you get a job and stop eating pizza pockets

blaze 1 for the nation almighty jah has given us this blessing inside a crispy shell

please talk about your experiences with jamaican patties in this thread i'm still on the edge

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm still edging* sorry should b clear

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
q: what the gently caress is this thing you are talking about

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Iron Prince posted:

q: what the gently caress is this thing you are talking about
theyre good

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Like a meat pie? :shrug:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


seriously love those things dawg

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

these kick rear end, the crust is especially awesome

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I bought two and they are v delicious imho

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I like to pull little crust flakes off and eat them like mini potato chips sometimes

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
The first time I ate them I ate three - beef and cheese

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Iron Prince posted:

q: what the gently caress is this thing you are talking about

do urself a favour and look into things, i know ethic cuisine is scary but u owe it to yourself

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Iron Prince posted:

q: what the gently caress is this thing you are talking about

It's just a rebranded empanada

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
i eat jamaican hot pockets because i'm a sophisticated adult with a job

you wouldn't get it

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
The gas station by my school makes those. They're alright, beats the hot dogs at least.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
I dont know what these are or where Id even get one but I totally would if I did

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



DICKLORD BONE posted:

I dont know what these are or where Id even get one but I totally would if I did

any good bodega will know what is up but if in a pinch some frozen food secitons

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
post a pciture of this stupid rear end thing you ate cause im not gonna google it

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

The Bananana posted:

It's just a rebranded empanada

What if the empanada is just the rebranded version of the patty, man

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I mean

mon

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

irie

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
i live in toronto and we have good patties





patty king 4 life mon


edit wait poo poo those are the mass produced ones theyre still good tho

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

there's a carribean festival in town this wknd i'm gonna eat 6 jamico pattos

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
Shibi-di shibi-di shibi-di whooaa-o-oh

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Empanadas are good but it is hard to fin good frozen ones or even decent fresh ones unless your abuela makes them. Jamaican meat pies can be had frozen at Costco and they're delicious.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I love me some Jamaican patties with a nice big spliff and a bottle of Red Stripe mon!

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

http://imgur.com/gallery/YYtnK

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hmm, that's a lot of stupid burgers I wouldn't be able to fit my mouth around.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i totally forgot about these amazing things omg

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

drat it's hard for me to find the things here even costco doesn't have em :(

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

The Walrus posted:

i live in toronto and we have good patties





patty king 4 life mon


edit wait poo poo those are the mass produced ones theyre still good tho

I gently caress with both patty king and the real deal. Jamaican patties are awesome.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

there's a carribean festival in town this wknd i'm gonna eat 6 jamico pattos

Jerry... congratulations.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
HEY OP

slice that poo poo open and slip in some cheese and mayo and let it get all gooey




your tastebuds will thank me

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I've only ever had the ones you buy frozen.
They are pro click lunch.

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

jamaican patty is just a turnover. essentially, a Hot Pocket.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


the trump tutelage posted:

HEY OP

slice that poo poo open and slip in some cheese and mayo and let it get all gooey




your tastebuds will thank me

hmm tempted to try this tonight now

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Lastgirl posted:

i totally forgot about these amazing things omg



thank gently caress someone else knows about these. I swear to god everyone I show these to has never heard of them. These are the true food delights.

We have them in regular grocery stores up here in New England. I have like three boxes in my freezer rn

YerAuraBoresMeAlice
Dec 26, 2005

My neighbor is a very nice Jamaican lady, and she makes homemade ones for me. :)

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i used to live above a cafe that made really good homemade patties. you could get beef, chicken, or fish. there wasn't as much meat in it as an ordinary patty but the crust was so flaky that i didn't care

now i live a bus ride away from the biggest caribbean neighborhood in NYC so i should really venture out and look for places

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
looks like a calzone but with buttery flaky crust, looks delicious

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
Ooohhh hell to the yeah mfer thrse are extremely my poo poo B^) i tell the bodegaman to slice that cocksucker open and throw a slice of mutz on it and throw that poo poo in the toaster for like a minnie, if my tongue could cum, brothers, I'd be drooling jisms after every scrumptious chomp of the beefy lil bitches

yeah I'm walkin to the store fuckin now thx for the inspirado grab me a 50¢ can of fake coke and a jamaican mouthfuck (that's what I call em you can borrow it if it pleases ya ;) )

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