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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

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IM SERIOUS YOU FUCKLORDS

STOP PUTTING PRECIOUS HELIUM IN BALLOONS AND RELEASING IT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE WHERE IT IS LOST FOREVER

thanks to poster Smash it Smash hit for one day collecting helium in a coke bottle in order to try and preserve our stores of this luxurious and elegant gas. helium will be forever in your debt, my goodman.

in the future please use hydrogen, the far more responsible flotation gas.

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psychokitty
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Alucard posted:

They found more helium so don't worry

um i ALWAYS worry about our helium supply. lol if you didn't get that from the OP.

psychokitty
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(says the girl on the right)

psychokitty
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Celluloid Sam posted:

you'll have your breakfast steak when you've learned a drat lesson laddie

nice one dad! you're ready for your gayby!!!

psychokitty
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You're not the boss of me! :catbert:

*begins seasoning and pounding out a flank steak*

DONT POUND YOUR FLANK YOU IDIOT :cripes:

psychokitty
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DiHK posted:

gently caress off OP I've got a 3 foot lion balloon just waiting to be inflated for my sons first birthday. It's gonna be :krad:

why dont you fill it with your farts and the hot air coming from your brain

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AEMINAL posted:

helium is the gayest gas. nitrous oxide is the good gas.

one time i did too much nitrous at a grateful dead farm thing because i got dragged there by hippies and i thought i was gonna die and then there was a torrential rainstorm and then this pavilion balcony thing collapsed and a bunch of hippies did die :stonk:

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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That's what you're mother said. :smugbert:

no actually she said, "honey, please enjoy sex because you don't want to just be a receptacle"

psychokitty
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Get you're mind out of the gutter jeez.

there is no street. only gutter.

psychokitty
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Whatever Morpheus. :jerkbag:

nuh uh



are you a millennial or some poo poo???

psychokitty
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thank you so much

you are a real human being, and a real hero

psychokitty
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numberoneposter posted:

can we talk about more phallic objects

i like dick

psychokitty
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

My right to by balloons at Dollar Tree is in the Constitution

no it's actually stated that your right to buy them is at Family Dollar, the only acceptable place to have a public bowel movement.

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Justin Tyme posted:

actually gently caress you op im going to buy massive clusters of helium balloons at party city and release them into the air in honor of my dead stillborn baby laqueefsha on her death day every year

hahahahahahahhhahahahahaaa

omg

laqueefsha

jfc im naming my next pet that

also

DONT loving DO IT FUCKTARD

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Iron Prince posted:

Did SCOTUS interpret that to also include dollar general?

i dont salute that whorebag asshat 2cent piece of poo poo

scrotum can suck my left ovary

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

With only 8 justices at the moment the decision was split so it went back to the previous ruling of tge appellate court: no

christina appelgate has her own court?

psychokitty
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autoaim.cfg posted:

Helium?

That's incredibly insensitive and oppressive towards the LTGBQWASDA community!

I demand that it be renamed Xelium, to include hermaphrodite nonbinary otherkin and klurfs!



omg im so embarrassed

it is now xelium not to be confused with xenon and now we need a new symbol for it because it can't be He anymore and Xe is taken by the aforementioned xenon (another noble gas, i might add :smug:) . hmmm X isn't taken. is that ok?

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the great deceiver posted:

where does helium come from

ITS XELIUM NOW YOU ASSHAT

it comes from your mom

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