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Allen Wren posted:I prefer not to imagine being JakeP Judging by his posting, neither does JakeP
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Turn 16 Dice are rolled, with what seems like an unusual number of doubles but probably isn't.  UnCo3 and DivineCoffeeBinge love railroads, while Allen Wren loves almost paying water bills.  Team Shoe pays rent, but Pez does so after passing Go so it'll be another Joker Challenge for you all to ignore again.  Podima pays rent, bowmore bails out of jail and hops a train, and berenzen dodges silver bullets.  Maigius just pays rent while chaoslord visits JakeP in jail.  Blue joins TheNabster in jail, and PBS Newshour pays rent.  oldskool lands on Chance, while Spigs and Absurd Revolver finally split up.  That happens. (Also I forgot to photograph oldskool's Chance card, but it was Building and Loan Matures for $150.)  Rerolls result in many boxcars.  Aafter and Podima both hit Community Chest, while Pez and Absurd Revolver pay rent.  The Chest pays out.  No speeding tickets this turn.  Podima joins berenzen on Luxury Tax, and Absurd Revolver lands on Chance.  And buys an expensive train ticket, but passes Go to do so, so they still come out ahead.  The state of the board. Aafter is threatening to raise rents again. So, for your Joker Challenge, we had a lot of railroad hits as well as some boxcar rolls. To celebrate, how about we have someone from each team record their best rendition of Runaway Train by Soul Asylum? Just the chorus would be acceptable. Deadline is Friday, 9/23 at 11:00 PM Pacific. MONEY TOTALS: TEAM HAT - JOKER 1. UnCO3 - $2236 2. Allen Wren - $1403 3. DivineCoffeeBinge - $1743 TEAM SHOE - JOKER 1. Aafter - $1035 2. Pez - $2182 3. Ron Roenicke - $2441 TEAM BATTLESHIP 1. Podima - $1742 2. bowmore - $1545 3. berenzen - $1301 + GOJF TEAM THIMBLE - JOKER 1. chaoslord - $695 + GOJF 2. Maigius - $1222 3. JakeP - $621 TEAM CANNON - JOKER 1. PBS Newshour - $1474 2. Lemniscate Blue - $1555 3. TheNabster - $901 TEAM IRON 1. oldskool - $2058 2. Spigs - $1652 3. Absurd Revolver - $1489
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Sep 21, 2016 20:39
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oh god that challenge just kicked me right in my youth they played that at 6th grade dances why WHY
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Sep 21, 2016 22:58
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I love monopoly
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Sep 21, 2016 23:35
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I'm not ignoring your challenge, but man you don't want to hear me sing
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Sep 22, 2016 00:58
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TEAM BATTLESHIP going strong
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Sep 22, 2016 01:06
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Pez posted:I'm not ignoring your challenge, but man you don't want to hear me sing Same.
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Sep 22, 2016 12:11
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 you're actually making me do this. goddammit. e:  Hi, Rosemary. hexwren fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Sep 23, 2016 |
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Sep 23, 2016 00:50
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  (don't listen. it's actively not good. it's like one and a half takes and I am out of practice like gently caress and the vocals are bad and the EQing is worse and uuuuuuuuuugh I just eventually compressed the poo poo out of it and downmixed to mp3.)
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Sep 23, 2016 02:27
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Allen Wren posted:
Hmm... +Did the whole song and not just the chorus +Did instruments plus vocal -Told me to eat poo poo -Didn't capitalize the M when telling me to eat poo poo Hmmmmm... Joker-worthy.
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Turn 17 At least one person did the Joker Challenge this time.  Dice are rolled.  DivineCoffeeBinge passes Go but hits Income Tax, while the rest of Team Hat pays rent.  Aafter hits the blue bullet, the rest of the team pays rent.  Podima visits jail, while the rest of the team pays rent (I sense a pattern here).  Everyone on Team Thimble pays rent, ruining the pattern.  PBS Newshour lands on Chance, while the rest of Team Cannon sits in jail.  Team Iron sticks together (Spigs lands in jail, oldskool is just visiting).  PBS buys an expensive train ticket.  Rerolls risk Podima going to jail.  Aafter crosses Go with the reroll, meaning starting turn 18, rents go up. Utilities will be the same, railroads will be $100, and other properties will have two houses. Also Podima lands on Chance.  Speaking of paying for things, Podima's Chance card is fairly expensive.  Podima stays out of jail for now.  The current state of the board. MONEY TOTALS: TEAM HAT - JOKER X2 1. UnCO3 - $2136 2. Allen Wren - $1273 3. DivineCoffeeBinge - $1748 TEAM SHOE - JOKER 1. Aafter - $1015 2. Pez - $2082 3. Ron Roenicke - $2391 TEAM BATTLESHIP 1. Podima - $1682 2. bowmore - $1455 3. berenzen - $1461 + GOJF TEAM THIMBLE - JOKER 1. chaoslord - $645 + GOJF 2. Maigius - $1132 3. JakeP - $441 TEAM CANNON - JOKER 1. PBS Newshour - $1374 2. Lemniscate Blue - $1555 3. TheNabster - $901 TEAM IRON 1. oldskool - $2058 2. Spigs - $1652 3. Absurd Revolver - $1419
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Sep 24, 2016 23:14
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I'm winning.
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Sep 25, 2016 23:58
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Aafter posted:I'm winning. at what, posting badly?
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Sep 26, 2016 08:33
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at holding up the loving works by taking so long to get around the board, most definitely.
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Sep 26, 2016 19:19
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Aafter posted:I'm winning. So you're quitting? Is this like EVE?
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Turn 18 Dice are rolled, with only one person getting doubles.  Allen Wren gets Chance, UnCO3 gets Water Works, DivineCoffeeBinge pays rent. Reminder: rent is 2 houses now, and $100 for railroads.  Pez gets Community Chest, the rest of Team Shoe pays rent.  berenzen buys a train ticket, bowmore pays a water bill, Podima pays rent.  JakeP dodges two blue bullets, and the rest of Team Thimble pays rent.  Blue stays in jail, TheNabster gets out for free thanks to doubles, and PBS Newshour pays rent.  Spigs stays in jail, oldskool gets Community Chest, Absurd Revolver pays rent.  Community Chest cards all pay out cash, while Chance moves Allen Wren across Go and then charges him $80 for electricity.  Reroll is unprofitable, moving TheNabster up to the yellows.  The state of the board. But did everyone survive the rent increase? Allow me to do the finances and find out... ...Well, everyone is still in the game, but Team Thimble is in dire straits. Maybe chaoslord can convince someone to buy that Get Out of Jail Free card? MONEY TOTALS: TEAM HAT - JOKER X2 1. UnCO3 - $2096 2. Allen Wren - $1393 3. DivineCoffeeBinge - $1648 TEAM SHOE - JOKER 1. Aafter - $925 2. Pez - $2182 3. Ron Roenicke - $2001 TEAM BATTLESHIP 1. Podima - $1292 2. bowmore - $1385 3. berenzen - $1361 + GOJF TEAM THIMBLE - JOKER 1. chaoslord - $315 + GOJF 2. Maigius - $682 3. JakeP - $366 TEAM CANNON - JOKER 1. PBS Newshour - $984 2. Lemniscate Blue - $1555 3. TheNabster - $371 TEAM IRON 1. oldskool - $2108 2. Spigs - $1652 3. Absurd Revolver - $1219
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Oct 3, 2016 00:10
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##Joker let's try to get bast green and blue without too much loss.
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Oct 3, 2016 01:58
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Let the Midnight Special Shine a light on me Let the Midnight Special Shine her ever-lovin' light on me...
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Oct 3, 2016 03:30
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Maigius posted:##Joker let's try to get bast green and blue without too much loss. Hey, can we use one of our jokers to cancel out another team's joker? Just to be dicks? Asking for a friend. The friend is me I have no friends
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Oct 3, 2016 03:49
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I approve of operation combat joker
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Oct 3, 2016 03:56
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In thinking on it a bit more, it occurs to me that if we allow Nega-Jokers it will inevitably lead to people hoarding their jokers so as to be able to gently caress over other people. But on the other hand it might also encourage more people to participate in Joker Challenges so they can be well-stocked. So there's arguments either way.
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Oct 3, 2016 04:06
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:The friend is me I have no friends We know
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Oct 3, 2016 04:59
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Man, power bill burning up my bank account, what kind of poo poo is that. Thimble is hosed tho, get a thimbleful of booze to try and wipe the memory of your terrible gameplay. Definitely not enough, though. You need a hatful.
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Oct 3, 2016 06:29
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Hey, can we use one of our jokers to cancel out another team's joker? Just to be dicks? While I like the idea of more dickishness, no nega-jokers.
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Oct 3, 2016 07:23
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Most people are sucking enough on their own to need help from other teams
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Oct 3, 2016 15:14
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Actual possibilities for eliminations oh my!
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Oct 3, 2016 18:36
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Turn 19 Team Thimble uses a Joker...  ...to some good effect.  JakeP and Maigius both pass Go, chaoslord dodges two blue bullets and gets dubs, and JakeP gets Chance.  The rest of the rolls (what's up with Team Hat all rolling 7's?)  UnCO3 rides the Short Line, the rest of Team Hat pays rent.  Ron lands on Go, Pez dodges Blue Bullets, and Aafter pays rent.  Podima passes Go and pays the least rent, bowmore lands on Chance, berenzen pays rent.  PBS Newshour passes Go for Community Chest, Blue pays bail then rent, and TheNabster pays... more rent than TheNabster can afford. TheNabster posted:Actual possibilities for eliminations oh my! You better believe it!  Team Iron sticks together (except Spigs who is still in jail).  Cards are drawn and... JakeP cannot afford the bribes needed to become chairman of the board.  Rerolls happen.  Podima pays rent, chaoslord buys a train ticket, Absurd Revolver lands on Chance.  Which takes them to a train, but passing Go covers the cost of the ticket.  The (unintentionally blurry) state of the board, with the graveyard in the middle. So, who is eliminated first? Since cards and rent should happen simultaneously, it comes down to the fact that JakeP had more money going into becoming bankrupt. Thus, TheNabster is out in 18th place, and JakeP is out in 17th place. Because of the Chance card, JakeP's bribe money will be divided evenly among remaining players (this comes to $35, with the bank claiming the cents rounded off). So, finances... MONEY TOTALS: TEAM HAT - JOKER X2 1. UnCO3 - $2031 2. Allen Wren - $1208 3. DivineCoffeeBinge - $1483 TEAM SHOE - JOKER 1. Aafter - $760 2. Pez - $2142 3. Ron Roenicke - $2236 TEAM BATTLESHIP 1. Podima - $1407 2. bowmore - $1620 3. berenzen - $1066 + GOJF TEAM THIMBLE 1. chaoslord - $375 + GOJF 2. Maigius - $657 TEAM CANNON - JOKER 1. PBS Newshour - $1419 2. Lemniscate Blue - $1320 TEAM IRON 1. oldskool - $1813 2. Spigs - $1687 3. Absurd Revolver - $924
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Oct 4, 2016 00:01
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The first of the fallen! Rest easy Heroes. You had a merciful death
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Oct 4, 2016 00:14
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Team Shoe! Let's all do a little dance upon the graves of the fallen       
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Oct 4, 2016 03:33
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Team Hat rolls sevens because we roll lucky. WE MARCH UPON A ROAD OF BONES
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Oct 4, 2016 03:50
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RIPieces
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Oct 4, 2016 13:40
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Kicking back in my luxury cell, laughing at the fallen.
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Turn 20 Will another join the fallen? Only time and money will tell.  Die rolls happen.  Team Hat (except Allen Wren, ironically) rides the rails. I guess Allen Wren is indeed never going back.  Team Shoe pays rent, and Pez crosses Go and lands on the railroad. Which means a Joker challenge is here.  bowmore lands on Chance while the rest of Team Battleship pays rent.  The slightly smaller Team Thimble pays rent.  Blue pays rent while PBS Newshour visits Spigs in jail.  Speaking of, Spigs pays bail and lucks out onto Free Parking. oldskool lands on Community Chest, and Absurd Revolver pays rent.  Once again, Community Chest pays out while Chance demands a sacrifice.  Reroll is boring.  But puts Absurd Revolver on Free Parking, because (two thirds of) Team Iron sticks together no matter what. So for the Joker Challenge, how about a drawing (original works only do not steal) of the unseen entity who owns all this property and collects all this rent? Who are they, and what do they need this money for? Submission deadline is Sunday, October 9th at 11 PM Pacific time. MONEY TOTALS: TEAM HAT - JOKER X2 1. UnCO3 - $2131 2. Allen Wren - $878 3. DivineCoffeeBinge - $1383 TEAM SHOE - JOKER 1. Aafter - $430 2. Pez - $2242 3. Ron Roenicke - $2086 TEAM BATTLESHIP 1. Podima - $1227 2. bowmore - $1470 3. berenzen - $616 + GOJF TEAM THIMBLE 1. chaoslord - $195 + GOJF 2. Maigius - $567 TEAM CANNON - JOKER 1. PBS Newshour - $1419 2. Lemniscate Blue - $990 TEAM IRON 1. oldskool - $1838 2. Spigs - $1637 3. Absurd Revolver - $774
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##Joker
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Allen Wren posted:##Joker Team Hat uses a joker. Which nobody wants to earn apparently because you couldn't be assed to even draw a stick figure in MSPaint. Turn 21  I forgot to photograph the joker rolls but trust me, it was timely. At least for Allen Wren, who might have landed on Boardwalk otherwise.  So yeah, Team Hat pays rent. UnCO3 buys a train ticket.  Team Shoe pays rent, but Aafter is struck down by a blue bullet.  berenzen is hit by the other blue bullet but at least survives.  Team Thimble pays rent, with Maigius paying a small electric bill. But this turns out to be too much for chaoslord, who falls into bankruptcy.  Team Cannon pays rent.  Spigs goes from Free Parking back to jail, oldskool lands on Go, and Absurd Revolver pays rent. Spigs is angling for the win here, people.  Dubs get rerolled (and I realize after this that chaoslord is out).  Podima gets hit by a blue bullet, Ron gets hit by Chance.  And Chance is kind, sorta.  Ron's low roll means that even triple times ten is only 90 bucks for the water bill. Don't they know there's a drought in California? So, some housekeeping. Aafter and chaoslord are out on the same turn. Because chaoslord had less money to start the turn, they are out first in 16th place. Aafter is out in 15th place. Also, Aafter was our tortoise. While rents are probably high enough now to continue eliminating people, gently caress that let's accelerate poo poo. So, as the person furthest from passing Go (because they just landed on it), oldskool is now the tortoise. MONEY TOTALS: TEAM HAT - JOKER 1. UnCO3 - $2031 2. Allen Wren - $428 3. DivineCoffeeBinge - $993 TEAM SHOE - JOKER 2. Pez - $2092 3. Ron Roenicke - $1776 TEAM BATTLESHIP 1. Podima - $397 2. bowmore - $1370 3. berenzen - $16 + GOJF TEAM THIMBLE 2. Maigius - $507 TEAM CANNON - JOKER 1. PBS Newshour - $1239 2. Lemniscate Blue - $540 TEAM IRON 1. oldskool - $2038 2. Spigs - $1637 3. Absurd Revolver - $444
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Oct 12, 2016 23:31
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Pez, oldskool, want to ditch the dead weight and form an elite team of highly-skilled $2k+ players?
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UnCO3 posted:Pez, oldskool, want to ditch the dead weight and form an elite team of highly-skilled $2k+ players? Ironborn are not traitors.
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Oct 13, 2016 01:41
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I can't abandon my team, these shoes are made for stomping, and with a shoe down already it's up to the pair of us. But I hope your team loves your traitorous enthusiasm! Also hell I missed another challenge.
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Dang, I meant to get in on that Joker Challenge, too. Stupid visit to in-laws. Props to berenzen for still hanging in there. Somehow.
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