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look, i got a 100 percent in reading on my ACT
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 00:06 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:49 |
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PBS Newshour posted:look, i got a 100 percent in reading on my ACT And then swore never to do it again? You are terrible PBS Newshour Just terrible
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 00:15 |
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I take an issue with that.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 00:17 |
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PBS Newshour posted:I take an issue with that. TERRIBLE
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 01:05 |
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even if i dont win im better than all of you in life and in this game, suck my dick
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 02:08 |
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you seem to be kinda phallicly fixated
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 03:25 |
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Allen Wren posted:you seem to be kinda phallicly fixated homophobe
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 05:20 |
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JakeP posted:even if i dont win im better than all of you in life and in this game, suck my dick hmm gotta think of a monopoly based insult here... uhh money is in this game i heard your dick is called the big short
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 07:01 |
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Allen Wren posted:you seem to be kinda phallicly fixated Makes sense for a dude on Team Thimble
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 07:36 |
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JakeP posted:homophobe nah
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 09:05 |
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I treat my shoe like my ride chrome on the fat laces at what wood on the inside spray candy on the swoosh With the electric poofs since I put a kit on the sole now I got a wider shoe
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 16:41 |
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What are you wearing clogs or something? That doesn't sound comfortable to wear at all.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 17:51 |
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Turn 5 Die rolls. Aafter gets to stay in jail. UnCO3 and DivineCoffeeBinge both land on Community Chest, while no-chest-having Allen Wren lands on Go. Aafter sits alone in jail, Pez crosses Go (JOKER CHALLENGE INCOMING) and lands on Community Chest, and Ron is left way back on row 3. berenzen and bowmore hang out in yellowtown while Podima crosses Go. Team Thimble loves paying high rent, but at least chaoslord passes Go first. TheNabster nabs Chance, Blue nabs a spot in prison, and PBS almost visits. Spigs also lands on Chance, AbsurdRevolver lands on Go, and oldskool isn't waiting around for them. Welp, UnCO3 pulls the scam of the century, getting mega rich. In fact, every card is a good one. Rerolls threaten PBS with jail. PBS and TheNabster both end up on Community Chest after their second roll. Finally a bad card. Also I hosed up the picture but TheNabster got second prize in a beauty contest for $11. No jail for PBS. The state of the board at the end of the turn. JOKER CHALLENGE Remember, each team can win one Joker. So far this poo poo-talking game has just been poo poo. So, other than this one, share your worst board game experience. MONEY TOTALS: TEAM HAT - JOKER 1. UnCO3 - $2468 2. Allen Wren - $1416 3. DivineCoffeeBinge - $1602 TEAM SHOE - JOKER 1. Aafter - $1309 2. Pez - $1853 3. Ron Roenicke - $1372 TEAM BATTLESHIP 1. Podima - $1440 2. bowmore - $1363 3. berenzen - $1312 TEAM THIMBLE 1. chaoslord - $1475 2. Maigius - $1338 3. JakeP - $1316 TEAM CANNON - JOKER 1. PBS Newshour - $1449 2. Lemniscate Blue - $1380 3. TheNabster - $1717 TEAM IRON 1. oldskool - $1591 2. Spigs - $1670 3. Absurd Revolver - $1590
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:13 |
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my worst tabletop experience was playing the game fiasco and having a player imply that his character raped my own to end out a scene because the game is "darkly comic" my worst board game experience was settlers of catan because tey played with the big multiplayer verison but then half the players exited as time went by and that just made the game last longer and longer for those who stuck in it, also i hate that game
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:17 |
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My worst tabletop experience was just a few weeks ago, had someone insist on discarding face down in Smash Up and wouldn't let anyone look at his discard pile. Finally had a meltdown and threw his cards at me for "being a whiny bitch" since I was, you know, trying to make him follow the rules. Was even funnier when I won
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:36 |
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Well, now we know this is not an open carry cannon state. Bastards.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:58 |
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The best I've got is probably the game of Mage in college that ended up breaking up my gaming group for a while. Early on in the very first session, we were faced with some sort of basic decision about what to do next. One PC suggests going to location A to investigate the local weirdness. One PC suggests checking out location B. The rest of the group agrees with the guy who said A. The guy who said B immediately swears blood vendetta against the rest of the group, and, being fairly uncreative and a Virtual Adept (but I repeat myself) decided the best way to do this was to teleport away (VAs, for those not up on their mid-90s sweary gamebooks, specialize in distorting space and zapping things from place to place with computers) to some place in the desert, get out his rocket launcher, fire the rocket into a gate in space-time whose other end would open up immediately behind (he was very insistent it would be behind them where they weren't looking) the other PCs, killing them all in a single stroke. Things generally dissolved at that point. Also gently caress yes, putting on my Opera Hat. Team Hat knows how to make everyone else pay for tickets.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 05:51 |
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My worst board game experience (rather than the worst tabletop game experience which is a whole other beast) is actually about Monopoly! Well, sort of. It was college, so it was Beeropoly. The rules were quite simple; round all dollar amounts up to the next hundred, each hundred dollars equals one drink, each can of beer (Genessee Cream Ale - it was cheap, what do you want) contains ten drinks. If you have to pay money to the bank (or anyone else)? Drink that many drinks. If you get money, such as for passing Go? Tell someone else to drink that many drinks. If you're in jail? There's no beer allowed in jail, so you have three turns to finish your can of beer. If you fail, you are given a fresh can of beer, and have three turns to finish that can (plus whatever was left of the first can). It was really quite fun up until the part where I spent nine consecutive turns in jail because the other players teamed up to run through their turns as rapidly as possible just to screw with me. Have you ever had to chug three cans of Genny Cream in quick succession? It is seriously awful. Like, ew.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:23 |
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Oh wow, board game. I can't read. Go me.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:25 |
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Allen Wren posted:Oh wow, board game. I can't read. Go me. HOW QUICKLY THE TABLES HAVE TURN
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:27 |
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Also Aafter is demonstrably the worst player of Monopoly right now he sucks so bad Just like the rest of Team Shoe, they are loving awful
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:27 |
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Really, I believe I've already posted about my worst board game experience:Allen Wren posted:Move 28-???
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:28 |
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PBS Newshour posted:HOW QUICKLY THE TABLES HAVE TURN says the person who posted about fiasco which does not have a board
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:28 |
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Allen Wren posted:says the person who posted about fiasco which does not have a board uhh i said tabletop and then follow up with a proper board game
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:29 |
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quote:catan quote:proper board game whatever you say pal
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 06:31 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Also Aafter is demonstrably the worst player of Monopoly right now he sucks so bad While we might be something awful, we still seem to be kicking your rear end. GO SHOE WOOOOO Edit: ok at least I am. One foot, in front of the otheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr(s)
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 12:14 |
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Worst board game experience, playing Risk with some friends of mine: One friend's new girlfriend immediately made a coalition with him to wipe out the rest of us, stabbed him in the back & eliminated him when it was down to three because the third person was the only other female in the group and "lol girl power", and then pitched a fit when she proceeded to lose because 2/3 of her forces got wiped out taking out her boyfriend. They're still together & thinking about having kids
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 15:21 |
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Get on my level, non-Hat scrubs
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 22:07 |
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oldskool posted:Worst board game experience, playing Risk
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 23:59 |
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Oh, man. I love playing Risk. My worst has to be playing Balderdash as a kid. I was not a clever boy.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:26 |
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No story, sad Also no skill at Risk, sad
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:44 |
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oldskool posted:Worst board game experience, playing Risk with some friends of mine: One friend's new girlfriend immediately made a coalition with him to wipe out the rest of us, stabbed him in the back & eliminated him when it was down to three because the third person was the only other female in the group and "lol girl power", and then pitched a fit when she proceeded to lose because 2/3 of her forces got wiped out taking out her boyfriend. It's not a real relationship until you create a massive board-gaming-related horror story. GLORY TO ROME MOTHERFUCKER
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:57 |
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Antivehicular posted:GLORY TO ROME MOTHERFUCKER So, the story here. Glory to Rome is a non-collectible card game where each player is a Roman politician whose job it is to build things and make cash and generally rebuild Rome after Nero fiddles. One of the mechanics of the game, and the key to this story, is that the game ends immediately when the draw deck is emptied. Immediately. Another is that I find it a frustrating and obtuse game. The first (and only) time we played this game was with two of our friends, at their place. Anti was doing fairly well. I was not. I was, in fact, either not understanding how to reasonably begin digging myself out of the massive hole I found myself in or just drawing the worst bullshit. Every time I drew cards, it seemed that literally none of them were useful or even playable. At this point I began to----at first in desperation, later in pique---use the vomitoriums I built to dump cards from my hand to the discard pile every turn, drawing back as many as I dumped. I ended up drawing the deck dry literally the turn before Anti would have won the game with the cards already in her hand. This was the root cause of probably the biggest fight we've had in our six-year relationship or in the decade we knew each other before said relationship. "Glory to Rome" has thus basically become shorthand for us for any situation involving petty, mean-spirited fun-ruining.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 07:25 |
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Allen Wren posted:So, the story here. This sounds like a disturbing number of gaming stories that I could relate, though few that actually involve me, which is why I went with having to shotgun cans of cheap and terrible beer for my entry. There's a game called Prince of the City, which is basically a White Wolf Vampire:the Masquerade Boardgame - in effect, you're a vampire trying to be Top Vampire in a city. It is the only board game I have ever seen almost cause a literal fistfight between friends of mine. Like, one dude raised a fist and was stopped by a different dude before he could punch the third dude in the face. He... was not invited to future game nights. This is why when the guy who hosts our regular gaming nights (the aforementioned almost-got-punched-in-the-face-guy) suggests playing Diplomacy I shout NO as loud as I can.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:20 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:This is why when the guy who hosts our regular gaming nights (the aforementioned almost-got-punched-in-the-face-guy) suggests playing Diplomacy I shout NO as loud as I can. Diplomacy seems like such a good idea until you actually start playing.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 17:36 |
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Some of the most fun LP threads were the spate of Diplomacy games that goons were playing some years back, complete with refereed gray press, peanut gallery commenting, and poo poo-talking. The quote that particularly stands out in my memory was "Okay, now that I'm convoying his army, do I have to drop it off where I said I would?"
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:06 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Some of the most fun LP threads were the spate of Diplomacy games that goons were playing some years back, complete with refereed gray press, peanut gallery commenting, and poo poo-talking. The quote that particularly stands out in my memory was "Okay, now that I'm convoying his army, do I have to drop it off where I said I would?" I played in one goon Diplomacy game and decided 'never again,' because holy poo poo.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:09 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I played in one goon Diplomacy game and decided 'never again,' because holy poo poo. Oh yeah, I'm sure they were a nightmare to play leave alone run, but they were entertaining as all hell.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:32 |
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Last Easter I decides to drag out me old giant board game book with built-in electronic dice roller thingy to play with my younger cousin. It had been are an absolute minimum 13 years since I had played it and the batteries were dead. Not to worry, I have plenty of dice, at my apartment and I was at my parent's house. I did have one full polyhedral set of 5mm dice, each smaller than a pencil eraser. I grabbed the d6 and the d12 as there was a mechanic in sometimes you pressed the different button to add either red or green to the roll. We went with if you needed a color 1-6 was red, 7-12 was green and your final roll was roll-6. What followed was about an hour of: roll die, get real close look at die to see what was rolled, struggle with subtraction, use wrong color, and try not to lose the die in the carpet, all while the rest of the family looked on. We eventually gave up and played Foosball.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:49 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I played in one goon Diplomacy game and decided 'never again,' because holy poo poo. I think I played in that same game, and it motivated me to run my own a year later; if you think playing is bad, good lord is running out ten times worse.
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