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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > Twenty-Four Player Shit-Talking Casual Monopoly
 
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I missed joining Candyland by a few posts, so put me on Team Shoe so I can kick some asses in Monopoly

* # ¿ Aug 8, 2016 05:15
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:39
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Team Shoe has the most sole

:v:

* # ¿ Aug 10, 2016 01:24
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I hope I am a shoe pez dispenser

* # ¿ Aug 12, 2016 02:25
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
SUCK IT LOSERS

I like the "we've got sole" motto, better than my "we're gonna stomp a mudhole in your asses" especially since I didn't get to post it today.

I was too busy winning.

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:29
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Team Hat: we sit here while you do all the work

* # ¿ Aug 14, 2016 17:13
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I think I'll just hit Chance every round, it's safer than landing on properties

* # ¿ Aug 15, 2016 00:46
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
My worst tabletop experience was just a few weeks ago, had someone insist on discarding face down in Smash Up and wouldn't let anyone look at his discard pile. Finally had a meltdown and threw his cards at me for "being a whiny bitch" since I was, you know, trying to make him follow the rules. Was even funnier when I won :v:

* # ¿ Aug 18, 2016 02:36
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

Also Aafter is demonstrably the worst player of Monopoly right now he sucks so bad

Just like the rest of Team Shoe, they are loving awful

While we might be something awful, we still seem to be kicking your rear end. GO SHOE WOOOOO

Edit: ok at least I am. One foot, in front of the otheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr(s)

* # ¿ Aug 18, 2016 12:14
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I posted a board game story WHY DO YOU HATE SHOES

* # ¿ Aug 23, 2016 01:24
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Good luck killing a spider with a hat

* # ¿ Aug 23, 2016 02:05
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!

DivineCoffeeBinge posted:

I have killed a spider with a hat

Also your hopes and dreams for future success

the spider was tougher

Ok fine, good luck shoving a hat into your mom's vagina. As they say, if the shoe fits...

* # ¿ Aug 23, 2016 05:23
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
##Joker

Shoes, as always, need to set the pace. CHOO CHOO let's get this game rolling bitches!

* # ¿ Sep 1, 2016 05:37
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
What a disappointing joker use. I guess we'll have to win the old fashioned way!

* # ¿ Sep 4, 2016 03:35
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Ouch, luxury tax doesn't sound so bad compared to 30 times the dice in utility payment.

Also :lol:

* # ¿ Sep 9, 2016 05:11
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
This is what I get for not checking the forums for a couple of days. Oopsy.

Also yes everyone has shoes because they are the superior accessory

* # ¿ Sep 13, 2016 15:30
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Stupid water bills, this is what I get for always forgetting to pay them

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2016 21:14
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I'm not ignoring your challenge, but man you don't want to hear me sing

* # ¿ Sep 22, 2016 00:58
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Most people are sucking enough on their own to need help from other teams

* # ¿ Oct 3, 2016 15:14
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Team Shoe! Let's all do a little dance upon the graves of the fallen
:boom::derp::dance::goku::kingsley::slick::sotw:

* # ¿ Oct 4, 2016 03:33
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I can't abandon my team, these shoes are made for stomping, and with a shoe down already it's up to the pair of us. But I hope your team loves your traitorous enthusiasm!

Also hell I missed another challenge.

* # ¿ Oct 13, 2016 04:44
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Aw man that was a rough round. I actually dropped below $2000!

* # ¿ Oct 14, 2016 00:54
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
##Joker

Let's get this moving. Plus I want to get past the ritzy neighborhood.

* # ¿ Oct 21, 2016 21:45
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Nooooo! Not only did I miss yet another Joker challenge but our team lost another Shoe! Now I'm the proverbial one legged man in an rear end kicking contest.

Bring it.

* # ¿ Oct 29, 2016 04:04
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Uhhh how did I go from $1572 to $672 on free parking?

* # ¿ Oct 29, 2016 19:09
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Oh thanks, that's what I get for skimming the thread for my name while at a boring birthday lunch.

I'm not taking losing my big pile of lead lightly :(

Edit: also the irony of a property named after my home state doing that much damage to my bank account

Pez fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Oct 29, 2016

* # ¿ Oct 29, 2016 21:17
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
I am going to do this joker challenge. So. Hard. Except I'm on my phone right now, so there's not much I can do. Maybe a haiku?

Shoes stomp all others.
Weaker pieces fall like leaves.
Hat sucks most of all

* # ¿ Oct 30, 2016 06:57
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
This is a nail biter! Good thing Team Shoe is still awesome!

* # ¿ Nov 4, 2016 01:43
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Nooooooooo I was saving my Joker for the next turn! So close! Thanks for running the game it was awesome until I lost to dirty cheating team Hat. Woohoo!

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 12:39
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Pez
Feb 28, 2002

Thanks to CoX, my stairs will be protected forever!
Yes I need a rematch

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