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im going to poo poo on your hair.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:38
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i just was like oh noo and then watched a transsexual porno
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Aug 10, 2016 22:40
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Actually, it is down right now. In reality, you are staring at a black screen, typing into a keyboard while ignoring that what you call your "computer" is really just an old cardboard box, filled with empty soda cans and crisps.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:40
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I freaked out when you left "said" out of the title of this threade.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:41
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Ibogaine posted:Actually, it is down right now. In reality, you are staring at a black screen, typing into a keyboard while ignoring that what you call your "computer" is really just an old cardboard box, filled with empty soda cans and crisps.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:41
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a hole-y ghost posted:Ah yes, the classic "monitor turned off" joke. worse because british
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Aug 10, 2016 22:42
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i freaked out when I accidentally zipped my weiner up in my jeans holee sheep poo poo
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Aug 10, 2016 22:43
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i know me too i was like gently caress bro praise lowtax
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Aug 10, 2016 22:43
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I just like the sound of the word "crisps". Much more evocative than "chips", I think.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:44
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MG3 posted:I freaked out when you left "said" out of the title of this threade. I was flustered. This was a Classic case of setting your customers expectations low, then exceeding them. How about we won't be down for 1 week, then beat that tax?
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Aug 10, 2016 22:45
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Darth123123 posted:I was flustered. I do that at work I tell customers that I gave them a discount whenever they buy things from me. They think I'm cool, but I'm just lyin
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Aug 10, 2016 22:47
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Darth123123 posted:I was flustered. how bout you sign on to do security for him for free so that you can stop the DDoS attack lol Christ
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Aug 10, 2016 22:48
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I cried when I found out truvia wasn't going to the bottle store, but it sank in my heart.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:49
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at first I thought I got banned. getting banned is very scary the first time.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:49
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awful app said something different than it usually does usually it just says loading failed but that time it said forums closed and I was like drat lowtax gave up but guess what then I opened my browser and learned the truth
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Aug 10, 2016 22:51
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beep by grandpa posted:at first I thought I got banned. getting banned is very scary the first time. Lol look at that rap
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Aug 10, 2016 22:51
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Darth123123 posted:Lol look at that rap What a pussy amirite
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Aug 10, 2016 22:52
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Darth123123 posted:I was flustered. i couldn't find anything to do with my hands while the forums were down
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Aug 10, 2016 22:53
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Celluloid Sam posted:how bout you sign on to do security for him for free so that you can stop the DDoS attack lol Christ Can't remember the message but it didn't read like a dos. More like an auth protocol gently caress up behind the dmz  I'm just asking questions here
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Aug 10, 2016 22:54
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i couldn't find anything to do with my hands while the forums were down check out my first post in this thread for a brilliant idea
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Aug 10, 2016 22:53
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i couldn't find anything to do with my hands while the forums were down Is that because you have to use only one hand to manipulate the tweezers that stroke your dick?
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Aug 10, 2016 22:54
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i couldn't find anything to do with my hands while the forums were down 
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Aug 10, 2016 22:55
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MG3 posted:Is that because you have to use only one hand to manipulate the tweezers that stroke your dick? as if i could jerk off with my tweezers at a time like this!!
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Aug 10, 2016 22:57
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Celluloid Sam posted:check out my first post in this thread for a brilliant idea as if i could jerk off with my tweezers at a time like this!!
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Aug 10, 2016 22:57
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a hole-y ghost posted:flex those wrists so you don't get carpal tunnel from making GBS posts as if i could jerk off with my tweezers at a time like this!!
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Aug 10, 2016 22:58
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lol
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Aug 10, 2016 22:58
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I know sounding's a thing but tweezers? thats pretty rough not gonna lie
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Aug 10, 2016 22:59
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:as if i could jerk off with my tweezers at a time like this!! lmao
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Aug 10, 2016 22:59
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a hole-y ghost posted:I know sounding's a thing but tweezers? thats pretty rough not gonna lie gotta do what you gotta do
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Aug 10, 2016 22:59
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a hole-y ghost posted:I know sounding's a thing but tweezers? thats pretty rough not gonna lie This man, the one who was talking about whacking it with tweezers, has a 1 mm wiener.
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Aug 10, 2016 22:59
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MG3 posted:This man, the one who was talking about whacking it with tweezers, has a 1 mm wiener. 1mega-metere
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Aug 10, 2016 23:39
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i hate when lowtex takes the site down just when i want to read it .its ANNOYING
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Aug 10, 2016 23:44
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bring back old gbs posted:i hate when lowtex takes the site down just when i want to read it .its ANNOYING 
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