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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > WOOOOOOOOO!! FREEBIRD. PLAY FUCKIN' FREEEBIIRRRRDD

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

(Organ plays intro)

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:04

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:28

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

If I leeeave here tomorrooow
Would you stiiiill remember me?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:06

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

SaltLick posted:

~~No stairway~~ For I must be travelin' on now
There's too many places I got to see

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:07

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Egbert Souse posted:

~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtdKWWfZG8~~ If I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't be the same

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nathilus posted:

FOOKIN' FREEBIRD M8!

K dust is still the best gta radio station.

'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

jackyl posted:

gently caress yeah skynyrd owns--

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
And the bird you cannot change

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Enfield posted:

reminds me of better times *slowly wipes away tear*

And this bird you cannot change
Lord knows, I can't change

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Enfield posted:

~~also suck my dick rear end in a top hat~~
Bye and bye baby, it's been sweet love, yeah yeah
Though this feelin' I can't change

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

jackyl posted:

this was free bird played when I was one year old holy poo poo the people in this video are in they 60s or 70s now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuZyMx2NXZM, also,

Please don't take it so badly
'Cause Lord knows, I'm to blame

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:17

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

comes along bort posted:

~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_u6_N_l4Zs~~
And if I stay here with you girl
Things just couldn't even be the same

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

comes along bort posted:

~~most of em are dead op~~
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now
And this bird you cannot change

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

comes along bort posted:

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
And the bird you cannot change
And this bird you cannot change

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:25

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

comes along bort posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_u6_N_l4Zs

This was garbage, they poo poo all over the song, and made me hate slayer just a little bit more.

ETA: considering theyre professional musicians, they out to be ashamed of how terrible that sounded, playing in front of any sort of audience.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

VendaGoat posted:

Tyche.
Tymora.
Beshaba.

Celluloid sam , is that you?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:30

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

https://youtu.be/9Yo7EXg_bxU

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:35

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The Bananana posted:

https://youtu.be/9Yo7EXg_bxU

I feel like a Lynyrd Skynyrd Nintendo video game would have owned.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nooner posted:

heh, senior year of high school I had such a good grade that I didn't even have to write the final essay (already had an a and teacher dropped your worst score) so I just turned in the lyrics of freebird and still got my 4.0 lol

Noonere. I have to be honest. sometimes youre pants making GBS threads bit can wear thin. but today, I know, once and for all, your a cool dude. :cheers:

:cheers:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 04:42

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImdBCfAptos

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

VendaGoat posted:

Mother's are subject to the whims of the time they are born into.

Recompute.

you're being obtuse

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

VendaGoat posted:

and you're being acute.

:3:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:19

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KvKQH93qoE

I'll see your zombies and raise you a Dell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaESQAKXN4E

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGqwy_DQnS4

Bitch, I can go all night! ALL NIGHT!!! [Barks like a dog, or DMX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRw8vTKzAw

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Champenema posted:

FM dj trick: playing Freebird then Stairway = a half hour break

what if put Time in there?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

VendaGoat posted:

I like Space oddity

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:45

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh no, not me, I never lost control/
You're face to face with the man who sold the world...

Am I a bad person if I prefer the nirvana version? :ohdear:

:ohdear:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 05:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You could get a full three extra minutes to wipe and wash your hands with Tarkus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNOlDtZluU

Edit: then if you want to jolt the audience back into focus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmO0OZC6Ifk

Absurd, please sticky this thread here, or better yet, in D&D. Thanks, in advance (TIA).

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 06:25

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I have no such power here, and alas, I don't think an awesome music thread for winners is really a good fit for the Deends.

I think it's just what that place needs. Like, a new set of colourful curtains. :sun:

:sun:

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 06:38

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

comes along bort posted:

few stations would have either of those in their library

pros would just sequence all of animals to get in a j/o sesh as well

now we're talkin'

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 16:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ibogaine posted:

The amount of sunburnt skin in the audience is simply awe-inspiring!

Lawl

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 01:29

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

This sunburn you cannot taayyyayyaaymmmmm

Lord help me,
I'm in paiaiaiaiaiaiain!!

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 02:10

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I don't know that one.

It goes like this:

"The doors SUCK!"

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 02:21

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, I liked all your other songs

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 02:51

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg

Very good. Rocked it earlier today, as a matter of fact.

Rebuttal: https://youtu.be/1l0xpkk0yaQ

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 04:02

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtHgUvtpqwc

Cat, eh?
https://youtu.be/tnNx689Saew

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 04:11

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 16:28

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Not Lynyrd Skynyrd related, but I just wanted to say I like HBO's Vice Principals very much, and if you aren't watching it, you should be.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 04:58

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