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Fat Shat Sings posted:this is the post equivalent of one of those "THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY" videos where someone takes something incredibly simple, like Android OS versions and trips over a table and kills themselves because they didn't have babies first telephone to have that version number in the name. android phones are full of fail, hot girls will be said if your text message comes up green.
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Aug 16, 2016 22:46
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and Im texting from my laptop right now because of the integration. and the trackpad isn't a piece of poo poo. And I'm on my porhc 
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Aug 16, 2016 22:48
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Un chien andalou posted:gently caress Apple and their retarded design decisions and their garbage operating system that constantly asks me to sign into Itunes. Same. Only Apple product I still use is the new MacBook Air my high school just issued teachers.
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Aug 16, 2016 22:49
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I bought a desktop, a laptop, a phone and a prostitute for the price of your laptop.
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Aug 16, 2016 22:52
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I bought a desktop, a laptop, a phone and a prostitute for the price of your laptop. Must of been some prostitute.
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Aug 16, 2016 22:52
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Fat Shat Sings posted:this is the post equivalent of one of those "THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY" videos after i noticed you writing in caveman speak, i realized i couldnt tell when you started writing in caveman speak. that might be your natural mode but yeah the point you think youre making actually works against iphone users not for them they have the version number in the name to tell them when to uprade (regardless of a lack of need to) and then they do upgrade because they theyre idiots
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Aug 16, 2016 22:56
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loquacius posted:Most people who aren't literal music pros can use Audacity for basically anything they need, but I guess Logic/Ableton are like the Photoshop equivalents that actual professionals require Most people believe they need Macs do "music" because they saw an ad or something. When you ask them about it they say something like, "Because it's more stable."
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Aug 16, 2016 22:58
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bruvs be4 luvs
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loquacius posted:whatever happened to the one that looked like a space trashcan  http://www.apple.com/mac-pro/ It's yours for so much drat money
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Aug 16, 2016 23:01
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loquacius posted:That makes it make some modicum of sense but it still doesn't seem to me like it should be legal i mean the "shorts" the guys in The Big Short were doing were way different than regular stock market shorting, it really was more like finding another guy and betting on the outcome of a thing. it's legal because they both sign the contract that takes it from "gamble" to financial instrument. Stock shorting is the regulated & formalized descendant of those types of betting; where shorting once was the practice of borrowing somebody's shares, selling it off for cash, then buying it back at a lower price and pocketing the difference. And most trading services intentionally make it hard to do. They don't want people in the position of that dope who owed $100k on a $30k short -- because if that dope turns out to be broke then e-trade would be on the hook. It's a good thing that shorting is legal because when all the "gambling" is focused on stocks going up, it distorts the market and tends to make bubbles more likely. That's why mortgage bonds went so crazy, everyone was betting on the upside and the only ways to bet on the downside was a) to be a wealthy, connected investor that could do what the big short guys did, or b) to be a bank yourself and "bet" on failure by selling off your own positions with false pretenses. vols bitch posted:i want to confess that i killed steve jobs and i have no remorse oh you took away one of the liver transplants he was signed up for in all 50 states? cool.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:06
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gary oldmans diary posted:your post is actually the equivalent of that 
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Aug 16, 2016 23:07
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lol at betting against buffett good luck with that one pal
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Aug 16, 2016 23:10
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i have an iphone and someone once tried to convince me to switch to android with the argument that i could use a ~~real terminal~~ on android and its just, like, why the gently caress woudl iw ant to do taht
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Aug 16, 2016 23:10
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The Walrus posted:lol at betting against buffett good luck with that one pal Anyone got 220,800 I can borrow? I want to gently caress with Buffett.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:10
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lmao if you aren't a passive index investor with a buy and hold strategy.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:12
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canpakes posted:and Im texting from my laptop right now because of the integration. and the trackpad isn't a piece of poo poo. And I'm on my porhc Typical apple user thinking their features are unique to apple.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:23
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You're a puss if you just bought puts. Short apple mother fucker, otherwise you're a piss as bitch
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Aug 16, 2016 23:24
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Fat Shat Sings posted:this is the post equivalent of one of those "THERES GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY" videos where someone takes something incredibly simple, like Android OS versions and trips over a table and kills themselves because they didn't have babies first telephone to have that version number in the name. this guy so mad over his hobo phone welfareOS gettin rekt the point of computers and elec devices is to make life easier not harder by having to computer janitor your stupid lovely android trash fire telephone
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Aug 16, 2016 23:33
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Apple is so innovative and user-friendly that they don't have a back button on the faceplate because they're smart and are very wise Iphones not having a loving back button (what the gently caress) are like one of the major reasons I don't switch, though I absolutely love their size and hate the trend with Android phones getting bigger and bigger. I want a phone with the size of the SE that runs on android and has a back button.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:35
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Justin Tyme posted:Apple is so innovative and user-friendly that they don't have a back button on the faceplate because they're smart and are very wise The next Iphone will get rid of the standard headphone jack
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Aug 16, 2016 23:41
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doesn't android still not have the ui thread in a real-time priority? im glad my button presses are lagged by being preempted by network interrupts in the background and other unimportant poo poo and i need twelve more buttons on this android phone to rewrite all these app configs correctly because my life is sad hole of despair android is a porta potty inferno
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Aug 16, 2016 23:43
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Get a sony xperia m4 aqua, goons. Trust me.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:43
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*shatters second $500 phone in one thread*
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Aug 16, 2016 23:51
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how many options at what premium? what's the ex date and the strike price? kinda meaningless without that info gannyGrabber posted:Get a sony xperia m4 aqua, goons. Trust me. also I got this phone for 40% off on Newegg a couple weeks ago and it is p dope
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Aug 17, 2016 00:05
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hey, does javaOS phone come with lube yet so you can safely secure inside your rear end pipe next to the other pieces of poo poo you carry around daily?
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Aug 17, 2016 00:08
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Robot Pride posted:doesn't android still not have the ui thread in a real-time priority? how does it feel to be an infant that needs the communication device equivalent of a sippy cup
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Aug 17, 2016 00:09
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Fat Shat Sings posted:how does it feel to be an infant that needs the communication device equivalent of a sippy cup feels great...i have the rest of the night available to suck on titties and poo poo in my pants instead of asking for help fixing sqlite on my telephone on the android forums
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Aug 17, 2016 00:12
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Robot Pride posted:doesn't android still not have the ui thread in a real-time priority? what the gently caress are you even talking about is your phone still $800 and not waterproof?
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Aug 17, 2016 00:13
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Moridin920 posted:what the gently caress are you even talking about well, since i'm not some beta with dexterity problems i've never needed a phone that i have to worry about dropping in the toilet and if i ever did for some shameful reason my phone insurance is like $1.50 per month waterproofing is a good solution for a problem i don't have
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Aug 17, 2016 00:23
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Robot Pride posted:well, since i'm not some beta with dexterity problems i've never needed a phone that i have to worry about dropping in the toilet typical apple bitch lmao doesn't even realize people go to parties with pools and alcohol n poo poo pays Apple more money to make up for lack of features on his outrageously expensive widget
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Aug 17, 2016 00:24
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Robot Pride posted:well, since i'm not some beta with dexterity problems i've never needed a phone that i have to worry about dropping in the toilet yea because you never go outside lol
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Aug 17, 2016 00:24
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Moridin920 posted:typical apple bitch lmao you srsly can't keep your phone out of the pool? get a sponsor or something
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Aug 17, 2016 00:26
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City of Tampa posted:why do people say that apple computers are better for art and design? is there some kind of software that runs on Apple but not windows? OSX
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Aug 17, 2016 00:27
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Robot Pride posted:you srsly can't keep your phone out of the pool? bro I can use my phone in the shower and it literally cost 1/6th of the price of yours and it does everything just as fast
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Aug 17, 2016 00:28
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I dunked my iphone in the tub quite often ( ) and there's nothing wrong with it. Unless you insist on taking pictures underwater with ur phone or something you don't need waterproofing.Edit: rewriting iPhone as iphone because gently caress that autocorrect bullshit
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Aug 17, 2016 00:29
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Zidrooner posted:I dunked my iPhone in the tub quite often ( except now your tags are orange so anytime you take it in to the Apple store they'll shrug and go 'water damage bro gotta buy a new one this isn't covered.' also pretty sure you're full of it you dunk it all the time and it's just fine? nah.
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Aug 17, 2016 00:30
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Moridin920 posted:also pretty sure you're full of it you dunk it all the time and it's just fine? nah. I saw a video of an iPhone dying due to submersion it took like 10 seconds. I get that poo poo out of the water pronto after dropping it.
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Aug 17, 2016 00:38
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People who say "we're an Apple household" are like the technology equivalent of those goobers in $400 worth of The North Face gear that they put on three times a year to "hike" a paved mile and a half trail in the city park. Who cares how much your phone cost? You didn't invent that, you just bought it, and anyone who can come up with $800 can do the same
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Aug 17, 2016 00:38
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WhyteRyce posted:When that highly fabled AppleTV that was supposed to disrupt and revolutionize the industry never came out because Jobs never finished his crib sheet. So instead Cook just slapped Siri on the existing models and called it a day I have an app,e tv. It came out before sling I think? Anyways it's never turned on now that I have dish network. Let's start a cable vs sat arguement !
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loquacius posted:Most people who aren't literal music pros can use Audacity for basically anything they need, but I guess Logic/Ableton are like the Photoshop equivalents that actual professionals require U said use case lol
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