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Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Hey guys, you ever find yourselves crying uncontrollably in the shower at the start/end of your day when you realize that it is the only escape from this futile existence? Ever been crushed under the weight of knowing the world is doomed by climate change and there is nothing you can do about it? Share your crying in the shower experiences here.

Grade 10, 2005:
Smoked too much weed my first time. Stared at the shower tiles for what felt like hours until I cried from the beauty of it all 9/10

College, 2009:
Got stood up, was really mad but turns out the girl's apartment caught on fire and she lost everything lol 5/10

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i once called uncool tony uncool then shoved him in the shower while i sat there naked and watched him cry also naked

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i read the op in while chilling in the shower, waiting for the conditioner to truly settle into the fibers of my hair, and tears began to stream down my face. fortunately, the warm water covered any immediate trace of my moment of weakness, and i was able to continue showering. i give the cry a 5/10 and rated the thread 1.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i cry in the shower a few times a week when my abdomen pain is really bad I just sit in the shower and vomit and cry

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I cry in the shower while rubbing one out into the drain while my wife belittles me

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I mostly only cry when listening to sad music, and I don't do that when I shower. Feels good tho.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

Rasta_Al posted:

I cry in the shower while rubbing one out into the drain while my wife belittles me

same

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
loving Christ.

The only reason you have a forum account is because it's probatable to tell you what's best for you.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
That shrimpy little dick cant even make a cum. You piece of poo poo, I hate you.

This is my life.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
when i was in prison the cool places to cry were either in the shower or with your head under your pillow

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nobody can see your tears when you cry in the shower. :tinfoil:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


VendaGoat posted:

loving Christ.

The only reason you have a forum account is because it's probatable to tell you what's best for you.

um he actually also paid ten dollars jeez

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i pee in tje shower and thats like my weiner is crying pee

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

VendaGoat posted:

loving Christ.

The only reason you have a forum account is because it's probatable to tell you what's best for you.

Hey shithead this is a safe space for shower criers take that poo poo to FYAD

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool_tony posted:

Hey shithead this is a safe space for shower criers take that poo poo to FYAD

If I did, and I am not saying I won't, this, I believe, maybe the one thing they don't probate me for.

Think about that.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hit "LIKE" on this post if you and ur bro pee on each other in the shower

:like:

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i only cry in the shower with my dad

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Putty posted:

hit "LIKE" on this post if you and ur bro pee on each other in the shower

:like:

I yeah dat

:yeah: :vapes:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Nap Ghost

Putty posted:

i once called uncool tony uncool then shoved him in the shower while i sat there naked and watched him cry also naked

litterally no one cares what you have to say Putty

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

nigga crab pollock posted:

i only cry in the shower with my dad

same but my dads also dead

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
All these moments will be lost like tears down the drain

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The Protagonist posted:

All these moments will be lost like tears down the drain

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Putty posted:

hit "LIKE" on this post if you and ur bro pee on each other in the shower

:like:

smashin that like button over here

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
it's not gay if we're drunk in teh shower crying together and somethign something touch lightly but not intentionally

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Another cool thread by Cool Tony.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The shower is a place of business and I'm there to get clean and/or beat off. No time for this pussy crying poo poo.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
rob zombie voice: "i can never ... crrryyyyyy"

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Smythe posted:

rob zombie voice: "i can never ... crrryyyyyy"

whats ur favorite rob zombie song smythe. i like dragula

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i like white zombie better tho

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf

the great deceiver posted:

i like white zombie better tho

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

the great deceiver posted:

whats ur favorite rob zombie song smythe. i like dragula

idk maybe living dead girl or w/e im not a zombie expert

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Smythe posted:

idk maybe living dead girl or w/e im not a zombie expert

maybe it's time you became one. no need to keep putting it off like this

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

100% of the time I feel better after crying, shower or not.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

maybe it's time you became one. no need to keep putting it off like this

gently caress off you damaged freak.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
sometimes i listen to rob zombie and rob zombie-associated acts when im crying in the shower

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
I don't cry in the shower; I cry at the mirror. It's so sad to know and to see such beauty, and also to know and to see that such beauty is finite, that such beauty is drawing to inevitable oblivion.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
does crying on the shitter count, i want to belong

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i also cry in the walk-in refrigerator at work

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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Of course, I've been working on a time machine. But I ran out of mother's tinfoil. And I can't afford any of my own tinfoil.

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