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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Honestly the world right now is pretty loving complaisant. poo poo happens, people react, the culture acquiesces. And we, go on.

Alright you fucks. Here's a what if.

Some of you fucks are in debt up to, and beyond, your loving ears.

Let's say another power comes to be, bent on world domination.

Are you willling to die in the dirt and loving mud, like our forefathers did, just to keep the peace?

Would you give up you man buns, Iphones, Victoria secrets bombshell bras and bleed for a better world?

I'm not saying it's going to happen. In fact, considering today's warfare I doubt it will. I just want to know if you bunch of weak willed, starbucks sipping, man bun wearing, bunch of loving nancy fucks are willing.

my guess is you aren't . So delight in the peaceful nature of the world.

Invest in the culture we are all sowing.

Because quite honestly, I would rather the world being at peace and us all just fighting with our economy. It means knowledge has won out.

Now I'm going to go get myself a scoop of ice cream and another bourbon.

I hope you all understand the wonderfulness of complacency that we have bread.

We get to enjoy.

So loving enjoy.

CHEERS! YOU BUNCH OF FUCKS!

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

i like that posted:

How fat are you VendaGoat

Porcine. You oval office.


Kuato posted:

I'm too old to be drafted FYI. :smuggo:

I'll get deferments for mental illness if needed; just gotta print out my post history after all.

:same:


symbolic posted:

oh good, vendagoat's smashed again

Does this affect my point? Does it cast shadow upon that which has been rendered?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

symbolic posted:

no, but it scares the children

As it should.


a hole-y ghost posted:

You can't tell right now, but you're subliminally submitting to everyone to poo poo and piss into your mouth until your guts are spilling out gunpowder. Just trying to be helpful, I've got ur back ;)

Oh man :jackbud: I want to take you out to dinner.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

You already have, if you know what I mean

Which one of me ex's are you?


Gatekeeper posted:

stop posting this dumb philosophology caca and find me some big fat green goblin tits you gently caress

The bigger the tits, the less I care. :hfive:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

i like that posted:

How do you even have a home to post in right now? How hasn't a woman with giant tits taken everything you have

Why, in the wild blue gently caress, would I reveal my secret and leave myself open to exactly what you have posted?

Think about it, you oval office.

Why would I ever make known, the secret to my undoing?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

you shouldn't call women oval office

:colbert: Go Back to school and take a "language arts" course. oval office.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

i took something called English since we don't have language arts but you still shouldn't have called i like that a oval office

oval office :)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

i dont mind being called a oval office it's just rude to say to women

oval office

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

The real interesting part of it all is as you mentioned its seemingly unlikely for this to happen quite like it has in the past and most of us may never have to face this question, but without a doubt it could. It would take a huge amount of generations to actually change the human condition where we would no longer be capable of it.



:)

It's also the thing that makes your argument, which I honestly and completely appreciate, obsolete.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hell Yeah!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

OctoberBlues posted:

well it's not cool for sam and me because we're on his hit list.

You two are really paranoid. Quit smoking the weed for a while. You'll feel much better.

Seriously, what possible reason could I have, to want to kill the both of you?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nomadologique posted:

are you drunk?

Dave's not here man.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hell Yeah posted:

i reported this thread for being embarrassingly bad and mods did nothing.

HELL YEAH!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
God drat people enjoy themselves some motherfucking salad.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Lichy posted:

this is not a great post vendagoat, I really expect better from a GBS regular like yourself

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