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Pandaconda: Anaconda x Panda: Extremely hungry snake, eats all it sees before going into hibernation while it digests the village it just ate. Slotphants: Sloth x Elephant, massive creatures, tendency to fall asleep ON people and not bothering to move. SpiderAnt: If you thought Spiderman was bad news, this tarantula sized beast now lifts 20 times its weight, effectivly capable of flinging your arm to the wall if you piss it off... or eating through your skull. Cat Skunk: Cat with skunk glands, likes to walk onto your laptop, wave its rear end in your face and... RIP. Searex: Sea Horse x T-Rex, massive sea creatures that likes to eat people, boats and other things. Don't ask how the bred in the first place. Towel: Tiger x Owl. Flying tiger, crouching dragon, smart rear end tiger with wings and eyes like.. an owl. Likes to eat children. Weed Wolf: Weed + Wolf, chill animal, not inherently dangerous- but is very likely to get you arrested. Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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Any animal + man = the even more most dangerous game
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Uxzuigal posted:Cat Skunk: this was that creep pepé le pew's doing
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NFCino: Rhinoceros + mobile tap-and-go payment technology. Won't stop charging even if you take away its credit card |
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Aug 23, 2016 14:42
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google THIS posted:NFCino: |
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Aug 23, 2016 14:58
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Uxzuigal posted:Pandaconda: https://scientificenquirer.wordpress.com/2011/05/26/chinese-zoo-announces-birth-of-rare-pandacondas/
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Aug 23, 2016 15:16
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google THIS posted:NFCino:
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Birk: bird+shark. Can smell blood from several miles away then dive bomb you and eat you in a couple of bites. Scary Burk: bug+shark. Can smell blood from several miles away and then crawl into your house to get you over the course of several thousand bites. Scary Bark: bat+shark. Similar to the birk, but at night. Scary Bork: the noise a good doggo makes. Adorable. |
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Aug 23, 2016 19:00
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Berk: bedbug+shark. Look man let's stop fighting about who brought them here in the first place and just buy new furniture. I'm pretty sure the rental agency has to cover cleaning costs anyways. Scary, but only because it requires confrontations with the mean roommate |
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sharkchaku: two sharks connected tail-to-tail by an anaconda. scariest thing imaginable |
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google THIS posted:NFCino: ----- Ethersnake: Snake, commonly found in server parks. Tends to annoy and potentialy strangle IT guys.
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<3 
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Gokumon: Half Goku, Half Pokemon - double the trouble, save the cheerleader, save the world.
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Something like a cat, but a really lovely kind of cat, like if you crossed a cat with a terrible loving animal like Allison's god drat parrot, that thing will not stop, I swear to god Allison, anyway that would be a bad kind of animal to have, that kind of crossed-type animal. |
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Bear-Bear: One half is polar bear. The other half is also polar bear. Goat+Cheese: Cuts out the middle man. Spiderman: A spider with the mind of a man. Manspider: A man who really enjoys silk. Chameleon Wing Duck: All the powers of Dark Wing Duck but also better at hiding. Let's get dangerous.
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Elefalcon- an elephant and a falcon. If it shits on your house it's done for. Orcappotomus- A killer whale + a hippo. It can chase you through the water and across land. Makes for a mean bill collector or process server. Hyenaceros- A single-horned dog-like creature that can gore a hole through concrete and bite through a cow's thighbone, which is a hyenaceros' natural enemy Salamantis- An amphibious insect that rips it's own head off after mating with itself, which is followed by it bursting into flames and then being reborn, doomed to keep repeating this bizarre yet amusing to watch act. Pitbull frog- Pit bull and a frog. It can snag it's prey from feet away with it's tongue and exert a bite that can crush a car, a pit bull frog's mortal (and natural) enemy https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Vynar posted:Bear-Bear: One half is polar bear. The other half is also polar bear. So like if you saw them from the left side they'd be brown and but on the other side they're white? whoa. That's some good camouflage |
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Splatmaster posted:Elefalcon- an elephant and a falcon. If it shits on your house it's done for.
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what if you take two of these animal hybrids and breed those?!
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Ahundredbux posted:what if you take two of these animal hybrids and breed those?! Elefalcon Slotphant: Massive creatures with a tendency to fall asleep, fall out of the sky, leaving a meteor sized crater. Also missile sized poop.
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Skippo: Skunk x Hippo, the powerful stink glands of a skunk combined with this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8
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A tiger crossed with an even bigger meaner tiger. Spider baby
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I think human+human is the most dangerous animal hybrid. Think about it though 
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The world's deadliest creature AND A sHARK
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It's water cos it drowns people and is also a hybrid with like all the best killers, hosed up.
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Spiderbatman: Spider x Bat x Man Terrible creature of the night, fights crime with a bad haircut and sticky fingers. Unlike the real batman, this dude drives a Lada.
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EmmyOk posted:It's water cos it drowns people and is also a hybrid with like all the best killers, hosed up. water contains like millions of different creatures also all creatures contain water so I think you're right
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Dessication or death are our only options tbqh
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double snake: its 2 snakes in 1
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A pangolin, a dingo, and a donkey. It's not especially mean or nasty and is kind of ugly but it's called a pangalangadingdongkey which is fun to say
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polar bear + water bear. a polar bear that can survive intense radiation, the vacuum of space, long spans of time with zero food... |
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Velocipede - velociraptor and a centipede. Tiny velociraptor with a bunch of legs |
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Octobear - The head of a bear with the suckered tentacles of the world's greatest cephalopod. The red species is particularly prized as a trophy. |
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CRAB: CRow mixed with tABby cat. Shaped like a tabby cat but pure black like a crow. Eats detritus and makes annoying noises when I'm trying to sleep. Scary |
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Spicy Pig: Fire Ant + Pig. Pig sized fire ant that makes snorting noises, eats anything and everything. Deadly.
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HOT Dog: Horse+Ostrich+Tarantula+Dog an eight legged, feathered-but-flightless, behooved, fast, and durable best friend. Terminally stupid and might accidentally frighten itself to death when it remembers that ants exist. Dangerous to people you really don't like, but usually not poisonous. |
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Lark- lemur and a shark- able to swing through the trees as and snatch up dinner as it pleases. Can smell blood so always knows where you are. |
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saucyseadweller posted:Lark- lemur and a shark- able to swing through the trees as and snatch up dinner as it pleases. Can smell blood so always knows where you are. Molark - mole and shark. can swim under water and under land and will get you in your sleep nobody is safe oh god please send help |
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Kuppy: Kitten+puppy Dangerous to big evil companies because they're so cute they distract you from commercials |
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darkarchon posted:Molark - mole and shark. can swim under water and under land and will get you in your sleep nobody is safe oh god please send help I am worried now...
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