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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
We will have perfected the cloning process by utilizing Marco Rubio's genetics, eliminating the democratic process by making it irrelevant.

Elections will still exist as a courtesy but it will be Marco Rubio v. Marco Rubio.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
The primary function of national elections will be to propagate advertising and entertain the masses as God intended.

A congress filled with a legion of Marco Rubios thunders with applause.

Conformity is individuality. Spending is freedom. Thinking is war.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I look at some pretty nasty porn. Some times I don't even touch myself it's just better than TV

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Corporeal forms... filling their holes and ejaculating their fluids... jesus, where does this thing end and where does it begin?

I feel utterly empty....

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