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City of Glompton

I turned off my ac and opened all the doors and windows so summer doesn't think I'm turning it away. I hope it doesn't give up and leave just because no one lets it in

# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:54

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# ? May 14, 2024 22:45

City of Glompton

I'm investing in lemonade stands and ice cream trucks, if I can encourage just a few to stay open past September, I think we have a good chance of making summer feel it's safe to hang around a little longer

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:55

Sepharo: EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!

don't make summer feel awkward

# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:55

City of Glompton

no one is allowed to play 'The Boys of Summer' and I'm paying a bounty for every copy of it you can bring me

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 25, 2016 03:58

City of Glompton

Sepharo posted:

don't make summer feel awkward

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:02

nvm no cake

me: *quickly runs from inside straight to my car and jacks the AC up to max*

summer: "wow, gently caress you too i guess"

# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:02

Victory Position

ugh... it's almost that time of year where I turn my calendar upside-down to loop back through to May...

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# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:31

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Nah, there's a whole 104 days of summer vacation, even though school comes along just to end it.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 08:09

HighwireAct: Pozzo's Hat

i tried to introduce summer to my friends, but some pretty unsavory stuff came to light during the conversation and things got pretty heated, so I think I'm going to cool it with the ice-breakers for now.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 08:58

Senior Management

At the end of every season while you sleep, your form is devoured by shapeless flesh which assumes your identity and memories. The new you has no idea of its origins. Soon this cycle shall be renewed as the warmth of summer wanes.

:jerry:

# ? Aug 25, 2016 18:03

Senior Management

Look on the bright side though summer ending means more chili and lasagna.

:jerry:

# ? Aug 25, 2016 18:04

Laurenz: They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

I had the best summer of my life and now I'm sad that it's ending

# ? Aug 25, 2016 18:43

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Tumblr:

There needs to be a month between August and September

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# ? Aug 25, 2016 19:02

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Laurenz posted:

I had the best summer of my life and now I'm sad that it's ending

Bittersweet memories of the ending of a great summer are worth treasuring forever.

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# ? Aug 25, 2016 19:37

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

I invited summer into my basement and locked it in there.

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# ? Aug 25, 2016 19:38

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

That's a p. deece premise for a short story.

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# ? Aug 25, 2016 19:38

alnilam

misty mountaintop posted:

That's a p. deece premise for a short story.

Homer already did it if you replace "summer" with "four winds" and "lock in" with "let out"

# ? Aug 25, 2016 19:50

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i like getting hit in the face by the heat and sun every morning

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# ? Aug 25, 2016 21:27

Principals Orifice: by Lowtax

summer never has to end because of global warming, thanks obama

# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:54

google THIS

summer: I really can't stay
me: but baby it's warm outside
summer: i've got to go away
me: but...but it's warm outside! :cry:

# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:58

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

summer is a bitch but so am i :gay:

# ? Aug 25, 2016 23:06

A Spider Covets

I don't know OP, I've always been a tighter with the fall... it's more chill.

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# ? Aug 26, 2016 00:27

Afro Doug

i'm so fuckin ready for the winter. this heat is too much for me, frankly i can't wait until its really goddamn cold and i'm sayin to myself i wish it was summer again.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 05:17

City of Glompton

Afro Doug posted:

i'm so fuckin ready for the winter. this heat is too much for me, frankly i can't wait until its really goddamn cold and i'm sayin to myself i wish it was summer again.

a visit to a walk in cooler has the same result without the negative side effects of actual winter

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 26, 2016 05:40