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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
the brit goon in me wanted punishment, so I travelled there for a few hours then went back home.

if you ever wanted to know what hell looks like...


go to shoreditch.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*krusty image*

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.
at least it wasn't grimsby or skegness

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I think if a town has 'ditch' in the name it is probably going to suck rear end op, that's fair warning right there

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Anthrovore posted:

I think if a town has 'ditch' in the name it is probably going to suck rear end op, that's fair warning right there

I was expecting a beach when it had 'shore' in its name, felt so disappointed.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
You went there and didn't take any pictures to share with the group? What's the matter with you? :mad:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

went down to wartshire and a chav nicked me mobile, innit

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010
No Shoreditch rock? :(

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

rode me bike down to crumbswich and spilled a pint of bitter all over some pissed up slapper

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
crikey!!

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

FlimFlam Imam posted:

You went there and didn't take any pictures to share with the group? What's the matter with you? :mad:

it hungers for attention so I don't do it.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:


Worthless poo poo sold from gentrified shipping containers, hashtags mandatory.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

got me jubblies caught in a wotsit

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
OP are you the naked king of shoreditch

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

got me jubblies caught in a wotsit

loving leave it out mate i'll ave yer if u dont stop squinnying

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Oberleutnant posted:

loving leave it out mate i'll ave yer if u dont stop squinnying

i'll jab you in the gabber, m8

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
loving Nathan Barley town. Somehow still current although the original tv go home column is 1999 to 2001ish. That kind of person never really goes away, they just alter their plumage.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Is this somewhere in the Witcher?

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
God forbid if I ever had a home there, I'd probably loving lose my mind.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
sounds like a place one of the saints row games would take place

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
My husbands cousin lives in Shoreditch, she has a really nice house <:reject:>

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Junior Jr. posted:

God forbid if I ever had a home there, I'd probably loving lose my mind.

Shoulda told me you were coming op, I would've silently judged your poo poo clothes and lack of manly facial hair

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Junior Jr. posted:

I was expecting a beach when it had 'shore' in its name, felt so disappointed.

I think maybe its from the word shorn? So Shoredich would be like "something broken off from a hole in the dirt."

e: or maybe "a hole ripped out of dirt."

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Scunthorpe boddy stuck me wit' a shiv and brexit two farthings gobbers ho ho ho.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
dont know what a shoreditch is but i do know youre a surebitch op.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
yeah shoreditch sucks I'm glad you made a thread about this pressing issue

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


wyntyr posted:

OP are you the naked king of shoreditch

Maybe he only comes out during moments of crisis.

I hope not :ohdear:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Xaintrailles posted:



Worthless poo poo sold from gentrified shipping containers, hashtags mandatory.

On the end of this row though is a pizza place called 'Voodoo Rays' and they sell pizza by the slice, cans of beer and the dude who served us was stoned af and chatty. It is the single beacon of light in that entire area.

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

88h88 posted:

On the end of this row though is a pizza place called 'Voodoo Rays' and they sell pizza by the slice, cans of beer and the dude who served us was stoned af and chatty. It is the single beacon of light in that entire area.

it still doesn't make up for the fact that every loving fruity food item they sell is stupidly overpriced, I don't give a gently caress how 'organic' or 'natural' it is.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

wyntyr posted:

OP are you the naked king of shoreditch

Sounds too afraid of the place.

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero

Iron Prince posted:

dont know what a shoreditch is but i do know youre a surebitch op.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

wyntyr posted:

OP are you the naked king of shoreditch

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

shoreditch? more like boredom-on-sea

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Junior Jr. posted:

it still doesn't make up for the fact that every loving fruity food item they sell is stupidly overpriced, I don't give a gently caress how 'organic' or 'natural' it is.

I figure at this point London is close to disappearing up its own arse in regard to this. When everything sold is as wanky as it's possible to get, where do you go from there?

dpf
Sep 17, 2011

I saw a geezer on a penny farthing in Shoreditch the other day. oval office

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Laurenz posted:

at least it wasn't grimsby or skegness

ahh another goon who hails from lincolnshire

yeah grimsby is the worst town on earth probably

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
how many muzzas thgere?

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
maybe i should go to shoreditch today. what should i do in shoreditch, goons (not the cereal cafe plz)

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Escobarbarian posted:

maybe i should go to shoreditch today. what should i do in shoreditch, goons (not the cereal cafe plz)

funnily enough, I didn't manage to find that place...maybe I didn't look hard enough.

there's this huge corner pub I found that was slightly redeeming, although it doubles as a club upstairs so...

there's this "Dinerama" that honest to god looked like poo poo, it's like someone actually made a Fallout sanctuary.

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Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
*looks up dinerama* "hm some of this food seems like it might be ok, the ribs and stu-why is there a bar called german sex dungeon"

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