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Okay OP we have had some laughs but heres what you should do: 1. Purchase a copy of this card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tunnel+ignus 2. During the date casually slide the card over to him face down. 3. When he picks it up looks at it then back at you, sudductively raise and lower your eyebrows. 4. Continue to raise and lower your eyebrows for the rest of the date.
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idk make your own sexually suggestive mtg card and play it like 3 minutes in
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Aug 26, 2016 04:13
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awesomebrah posted:Mike "PUAs are so cool" Flores? I did not know Flores was Asian Slore Tactician posted:Is it Finkel? I bet it's Finkel. Why would I want to sissify a guy?
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Aug 26, 2016 04:23
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Nirvikalpa posted:
Why not?
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Aug 26, 2016 04:23
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Nirvikalpa posted:Why would I want to sissify a guy? how else you gonna convince him to suck your dick?
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Aug 26, 2016 04:28
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Slore Tactician posted:Why not? It's p weird dude...
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Aug 26, 2016 04:35
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Drain his mana pool
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Aug 26, 2016 04:38
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Is it Paul Cheon
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Aug 26, 2016 05:14
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Tap his land if you know what i mean Make sure to go at sorcery speed not instant if you know what i mean
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Aug 26, 2016 05:25
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Cast giant growth if you know what i mean
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Aug 26, 2016 05:26
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Nirvikalpa posted:Why would I want to sissify a guy? because he's a cheater who won anyway
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Aug 26, 2016 05:26
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Nirvikalpa posted:Why would I want to sissify a guy? Jesus. Women, What the gently caress?
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Aug 26, 2016 05:27
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Is it Patrick Chapin? Pretty sure that guy is both a drug dealer and a murderer.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:31
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Nirvikalpa posted:What should i do to make my date a success? reevaluate the general trajectory of your life
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Aug 26, 2016 05:36
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You should accept the date purely so that you can write a mean joke article about the experience despite admitting that he is a decent guy who just has a hobby you aren't into. I think that would probably produce good results for you.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:40
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Moon Atari posted:You should accept the date purely so that you can write a mean joke article about the experience despite admitting that he is a decent guy who just has a hobby you aren't into. I think that would probably produce good results for you. yeah theres at least a couple sites that would pay like 25 whole american dollars for that
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Aug 26, 2016 05:44
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CubeTheory posted:Is it Patrick Chapin? Pretty sure that guy is both a drug dealer and a murderer. No he is not. Chapin is not Asian. Kibler is the cutest pro. I would. abuse culture. posted:Is it Paul Cheon Nope keep guessing. Sonofsilversign posted:how else you gonna convince him to suck your dick? Real Men also like to suck dick, not just sissy guys
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Aug 26, 2016 05:45
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Nirvikalpa posted:Real Men also like to suck dick, not just sissy guys wait really? thank god cause these heels are killing me btw has anyone said Tragic: The Gathering yet if not cmon thats just leaving money on the table
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Aug 26, 2016 06:43
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OP why didn't you respond to me in the french manicure thread 
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Ork of Fiction posted:It's p weird dude... it's a fun hobby
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Aug 26, 2016 07:14
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op are you gonna put a bunch of tokens and cards up his rear end? or are you done storing things in men's asses?
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Sonofsilversign posted:wait really? thank god cause these heels are killing me Hahaha what a bitch doesn't even know how to stand in heels Al Cowens posted:OP why didn't you respond to me in the french manicure thread I got a gel manicure so I am done with manicures for now That Robot posted:op are you gonna put a bunch of tokens and cards up his rear end? Never, men's asses are great for storing things in
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anytime someone gives me poo poo for playing hearthstone I show them the goon collection of asscracks at your average magic convention
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Aug 26, 2016 07:46
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jon joe posted:Ask him what color(s) he identifies most with and then refer to this handy guide: Now tell us who's gonna win the Superbowl
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Aug 26, 2016 07:48
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Order a draft beer, but pause meaningfully before you say "draft", then look at him like "Eh? Eh?"
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Aug 26, 2016 07:56
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Make him eat your butt for a bag of coffee
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Aug 26, 2016 09:42
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Dude picked up a girl at a magic card store. He's already a hero to his people and anything that happens now is just icing on the cake.
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Aug 26, 2016 10:58
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I hope he's enough of a loser to say he's going to "tap" that rear end.
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Aug 26, 2016 13:14
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Wine 'Em, Dine 'Em, Sixty-Nine 'Em
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Aug 26, 2016 13:55
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client posted:gently caress HIS rear end!!
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I dated a really pretty and very sweet girl when I was stationed at Edwards back in aught-six. She worked for pre-Disney Marvel as a sales person/brand specialist, going to shops and conventions to arrange buy deals on comics and action figures and other poo poo. Her last few boyfriends had all been either dudes who worked in publishing, comic shop owners(normally trust fund kids who liked comics too much) and a sponsored Magic player. When I helped her unload groceries and get them up to her apartment on the 3rd floor, she wouldn't shut up about how nice it was to have a guy who could carry a gallon of milk up stairs without straining like a 90 year old on the shitter or drink more than 2 beers without telling her he loved her. Her funnier (re more pathetic)stories were always about the card player
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Is it Yuuya Watanabe? You said former, so I guess not. Shota Yasooka?
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Booblord Zagats posted:I dated a really pretty and very sweet girl when I was stationed at Edwards back in aught-six. She worked for pre-Disney Marvel as a sales person/brand specialist, going to shops and conventions to arrange buy deals on comics and action figures and other poo poo. Her last few boyfriends had all been either dudes who worked in publishing, comic shop owners(normally trust fund kids who liked comics too much) and a sponsored Magic player. When I helped her unload groceries and get them up to her apartment on the 3rd floor, she wouldn't shut up about how nice it was to have a guy who could carry a gallon of milk up stairs without straining like a 90 year old on the shitter or drink more than 2 beers without telling her he loved her. Her funnier (re more pathetic)stories were always about the card player Cool story Which player was it? Batterypowered7 posted:Is it Yuuya Watanabe? You said former, so I guess not. Shota Yasooka? Nope. I can't believe people still aren't getting it yet.
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get him to suck your dick op
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Nirvikalpa posted:
Kevin or Calvin or someshit. He had a really poorly done tattoo of a dragon breathing fire that said something in some Asian language if I remember what she told me
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Nirvikalpa posted:Nope. I can't believe people still aren't getting it yet. At this point if it's not Shouta Yasooka or Shuhei Nakamura you don't have much of a pro on your hands.
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Nirvikalpa posted:
I can't believe anyone knows the name of any pro magic the gathering players in 2016 loving lol
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Is it the one the chick from Gawker or whatever had a meltdown about because how DARE he no disclose this information on his OKC profile, why it's almost RAPE.
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Nirvikalpa posted:Hahaha what a bitch doesn't even know how to stand in heels so which cards and which tokens will be deposited in the rear end on this occasion?
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