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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > [DH] Losing the Battle May Win the War
 
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Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

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I have been told on Internet Relay Chat I need to inform Dyne that I am working on a character for his Dark Heresy: Ascension game.

(lolololol Sormus applying to dynegame, expect a lovely comedy character)

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Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

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*Bio upcoming pending Dyne's approval of GKs*

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Name: Brother Baldricus Raphael Brassica 
History: The Hunt Continues
Specialisation: Strike Squad 
Heraldry: Sword & Skull 


Characteristics:
WS:   51 = 30+13+5+3
BS:   40 = 30+10
S:    43 = 30+13
T:    44 = 30+14
Ag:   37 = 30+7
Int:  40 = 30+10
Per:  38 = 30+8
WP:   48 = 30+10+5+3
Fel:  36 = 30+6

Wounds: 20
Fate Points: 5
Insanity: 0
Corruption: 0

Skills:
Awareness, 
Ciphers (Grey Knight),
Climb, 
Dodge, 
Common Lore (Adeptus Astartes, Imperium, War), 
Concealment, 
Drive (Ground Vehicles), 
Forbidden Lore (Daemonology, Inquisition), 
Intimidate, 
Invocation, 
Literacy,
Navigation (Surface), 
Psyniscience, 
Scholastic Lore (Codex Astartes), 
Silent Move, Speak Language (High Gothic, Low Gothic), 
Tracking

Command (Strike Squad)

Talents:
Ambidextrous, 
And They Shall Know No Fear, 
Astartes Weapons Training, 
Brotherhood of Psykers,
Bulging Biceps, 
Daemon Hunter, 
Hatred (Daemons), 
Heightened Senses (Hearing, Sight), 
Nerves of Steel, 
Psy Rating 2, 
Quick Draw, 
Resistance (Psychic Powers), 
True Grit, 
Warp Bane.

Swift Attack (Strike Squad)



Traits/Cybernetics:
Angel Of Death 
Rapid Assault

Psyker Witchcraft:
Divine Shot
Catch Projectiles



Gear:
Grey Knight Power Armour  Body: 10, All other: 8 
Astartes Storm Bolter     Basic 100m S/2/4 1d10+9X Pen. 5 Clip: 60 Rld: 2Full | Storm, Tearing
Nemesis Force Sword       Melee            1d10+2E Pen. 2                     | Power Field, Sanctified, Balanced
copy of the Liber Daemonica

Advances: Chargen 12k/13k 1000 unspent

Rank 1 
Wall of Steel 500
Step Aside 500

Slap SquatThrust

Choice excerpts From Chief Justice Adamantium Hardpec's report pertaining to Arbite Slap SquatThrust, Flex System, Hive City Gunshow-3A posted:

.. UTTER disregard to civilian life and COMPLETE ignorance to social norms..
.. DEVASTATING consequences to natural wildlife .. eventually leading into TOTAL collapse of biosphere in aquaponic garden XIV-123Theta
.. NONCHALANT attitude towards long-lasting damage caused to the Sub-Hive..

Report from Sub-Hive Tech Cult liaison posted:

Primarily based on your lifelong Frankenstein Radio Controls,
especially your Eyesight TV sight-and-sound recorded by your brain,
your moon-brain of the Computer God activates your Frankenstein threshold
Brain-wash Radio - lifelong inculcating conformist propaganda. Even frightening you and mixing you up and the usual
"Don't worry about it" for your setbacks, mistakes - even when you receivedeadly injuries!

The Mechanicum would like to apologize for the malfunction of Liaison-Unit 5436-Omicron. He has not been himself since the incident with the lathe incident.

Sergeant Thickjaw: "You're a loose cannon, SlapThrust! I can't have you running around the System willy-nilly breaking spines! It's just not respectable."
SlapThrust: "I get results, Hack! It's not my fault that sometimes the only way to deal with a bad situation is to use a little force!"
Sergeant Thickjaw: "One more mistake and you're out, SlapThrust. I'll have your guns and shield!"
SlapThrust: "You can't blame me for what happened at Hab-Wing. That servitor was clearly reaching for its gun"
Thickjaw: "THAT SERVITOR was serving a drink to an old Priest. A priest that was 3 days from retirement! You wasted them both!"
SlapThrust: "Talk about saving the tithepayers money."
Thickjaw: "THATS IT. I'm sending you on an away-mission to the Inquisition. I'm hoping they either execute or hire you so that our force will finally be rid of your renegade methods!"
pre:
Slap SquatThrust
Homeworld: Hive World
Career Path: Arbites -> Legate Investigator -> Proctor -> Ascending into Judge

WS BS S T Ag Int Per WP Fel
42 40 45 37 30 46 31 32 41

Movement: 3/6/9/18

Wounds: 20
Corruption Points:0
Insanity Points: 0
Fate Points: 2

Skills:
Awareness, 
Ciphers (War Cant, Inquisition, Acolyte, Underworld), 
Common Lore (Adeptus Arbites +10, Administratum, Imperium, Underworld, War), 
Dodge, 
Forbidden Lore 
(Heresy, Mutants, Cults, Psykers), 
Inquiry, Interrogation, 
Intimidate, 
Literacy, 
Scholastic Lore (Bureaucracy, Judgement, Philosophy), 
Scrutiny, 
Secret Tongue (Acolyte), 
Speak Language (Low Gothic)


Talents: 
Basic Weapon Training (SP), 
Pistol Weapon Training (SP, Bolt), 
Heavy Weapon Training (SP), 
Melee Weapon Training (Primitive, Shock), 
Quick Draw, 
Peer (Adeptus Arbites, Military, Inquisition), 
Leap up, 
Sprint, 
Bulging Biceps, 
Crack Shot, 
Mighty Shot


Traits: 
Accustomed to crowds, 
Hivebound, 
Wary

Armour: 
Enforcer Light Carapace               5ap Arms, Body, Legs
Carapace Helm                         4ap Head
 
Weapons: 
Heavy Stubber (+600 bullets)
Bolt Pistol   (+16 bolts)
Best-Quality Shock Maul

Acquisitions: 3866 Thrones.
Common-Quality Heavy Stubber                  750
Common-Quality bolt Pistol                    500
Best-Quality Shock Maul                      1500
Common-Quality Enforcer Light Carapace        575
Common- Quality carapace Helm                 250
600 Bullets                                    30
16 Bolt shells                   REST OF MY MONEY


Spent Exp: 13k / 13k
Agility			+5	500
Awareness                       100
Ballistic Skill	+5		100
Ballistic Skill	+5		250
Ballistic Skill	+5		500
Bulging Biceps			100

Ciphers
 -Inquisition			200
 -Acolyte			200
 -Underworld			100
 -War Cant                      200

Common Lore
 -Administratum			100
 -Underworld			100
 -War				200

Crack Shot			300
Dodge				100
Fellowship		+5	250
Fellowship		+5	500

Forbidden Lore
 -Heresy			100
 -Mutants			100
 -Cults				100
 -Psykers			100

Heavy Training 
 -SP				200

Intelligence	+5		100
Intelligence	+5		250
Intelligence	+5		500
Interrogation			100
Intimidate			100
Leap Up				100
Melee Training
 -Shock				100
Mighty Shot			300

Peer 
 -Arbites			100
 -Military			200
 -Inquisition			200

Perception		+5	250
Pistol Training 
 -Bolt				100
 -SP				100

Scholastic Lore 
 -Bureaucracy			200
 -Judgement			100
 -Philosophy			200

Scrutiny			100

Secret Tongue
 -Military			200
 -Acolyte			200

Sound Constitution		100
Sound Constitution		100
Sound Constitution		100
Sound Constitution		100
Sound Constitution		100
Sound Constitution		200
Sound Constitution		300
Sound Constitution		300
Sound Constitution		300
Sound Constitution		300
Sound Constitution		300
Sprint				200
Strength		+5	500
Strength		+5	750
Toughness		+5	100
Toughness		+5	250
Weapon Skill	+5		250
Weapon skill	+5		500
Willpower		+5 	250

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