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DeathSandwich
Apr 24, 2008

I fucking hate puzzles.
This space is going to be reserved for the worlds worst assassin with laughably bad stats:

Stats: http://orokos.com/roll/434188 = 3, 3, 4, 7, 7, 7, 9, 10 13, 18

Divination: http://orokos.com/roll/434190 A Wise man learns from the death of others: +3 int

Wounds: http://orokos.com/roll/434191 = 13

Fate: http://orokos.com/roll/434192 = 3

Starting Money = (120 + (12*8) * 32 = 6912


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quote:

Excerpts from Inquisitorial Record Alpha 346-77651GAMMA
Please note that dissemination of classified inquisitorial documents is considered treason of the highest order and will be met with punishment befitting such a crime.

Personnel Report - Balthazar Jones - Codename "Blue Fang"

...Certainly a rare specimen. Came to Ordos attention during pacification action against [INFORMATION REDACTED] in which he proved to be a valuable asset. Has successfully completed 18 assignments with 74 confirmed kills, 36 of which came from infamous Highgarden incident, (See attached after action report). Subject underwent memory sterilization process after Highgarden to eliminate any unpleasant memories hindering further action. Subject possesses Pariah gene, but not in a potency suitable to Culexis Temple training or equipment.

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... [Our] psych evaluation has noted that subject's memory sterilization is potentially unstable but hasn't been sent to more extensive treatment. Was due to be debriefed and sent to treatment before intervention from Inquisitor Cornelius Dukovich citing need of immediate anti-psyker tools but lacking in the resources or influence to requisition a Culexis operative. Dukovich has been forwarded the subject's trigger sequences and informed of potential hiccups in the memory sterilization in the form of [INFORMATION REDACTED]...




Everybody hates me. Not just the psychics (though I hold a special place in their heart) but everyone who comes into contact with me. I guess you could say I'm not a 'people person', as it were. Something about my charmin' smile and winning personality brings out the worst in people. What it means is I'm not good at parties (though I'm not particularly good outside of them either) At best most people will fuggoff and leave you alone, but then there's some that just can't leave well enough alone. Call them what you will - bullies, thugs, hooligans - I call them practice. I'm very good at what I do you see, and I have to keep my skills sharp somehow. Usually it's just better for me to not be seen. Children wind up crying when they see me, brings a little too much attention my way.

For all the damage and confusion I leave in my wake, you'd think to wonder about yours truly. Do yourself a favor and don't ask me how I came to be who I am. Mostly because I'm not so sure myself. I'm a man with no past, no future, and only a bloody and unsure present, so yeah, you might guess that I'm a bit bitter. The men in the lab coats tell me it's best not to think about it. It probably doesn't help that sometimes if I get a screw loose I wind up hearing the screams of children. The doctors give me some pills to help with that.

I guess Inquisitor Dukovich is my next handler. I met him once before, in a joint operation against a Slaneeshi pleasure cult that was importing Eldar artifacts. The leader of the cult though he could dress up like a howling banshee and get the best of me because of his fancy swords. He thought wrong, fancy equipment doesn't surpass raw physical skill and training, and I think he realized that right about the time I separated his head from his shoulders. The inquisitor himself at that time seemed almost as unpleasant to be around as yours truly. All work and no play and all that jazz. Not that it matters, to every handler I've met I'm just a blunt instrument used to smash the new heretical cult of the week to pieces - I'm not their friend and they make good and sure to let me know. I guess one boss is the same as another. The more poo poo changes, the more it stays the same.


pre:
Name: Balthizar Jones
Home World: Mind Cleansed
Career: Assassin
Background Package: Untouchable
Divination: A Wise man learns from the death of others: +3 int

Wounds: 14 = 13 +1 (sound constitution)
Fate Points: 3
Corruption: 0
Insanity: 7

Characteristics:
WS:   58 = 20+18 +20(advance)
BS:   34 = 20+4 +10(advance)
S:    30 = 20+10
T:    34 = 20+9 +5(advance)
Ag:   53 = 20+13 +20 (advance)
Int:  35 = 20+7 +3(divination) +5(advance)
Per:  32 = 20+7 +5(Advance)
WP:   37 = 25+7 +5(Advance)
Fel:  8 = 15+3 - 10(Untouchable)

Skills:
Deceive 
Speak (Low Gothic)
Acrobatics +20 
Awareness +20 
Ciphers (Acolyte) 
Climb +20 
Concealment +20 
Contortionist +20
Dodge +20 
Interrogation 
Intimidate +20
Scrutiny
Search +10 
Security +20 
Shadowing +20 
Silent Move +20 
Swim +10 
Tracking +20 


Talents:
Jaded
Pistol training (SP, Las)
Melee Weapon Training (Primitive, Chain)
Ambidextrous
Thrown weapon training
Basic Weapon Training (sp, Launcher)
Assassin Strike 
Battle Rage 
Berserk Charge 
Blademaster 
Blind Fighting 
Catfall 
Combat Master
Crippling Strike
Disarm 
Double Team 
Fearless 
Frenzy 
Furious Assault 
Hard Target
Heightened Senses (Hearing)
Heightened Senses (Sight) 
Leap Up 
Lightning Attack 
Lightning Reflexes 
Precise Blow 
Quick Draw 
Rapid Reaction 
Rapid Reload 
Sound Constitution (Rank 1)
Sprint 
Step Aside 
Sure Strike 
Swift attack 


Equpiment: (6905/6914 thrones)
Good Quality Magistratum Combat Carapace (3300)
+Good Quality Respirator, Gas Mask, Photo Visor, microbead in helmet
+Gives +10 to intimidate checks
+AP 5 all, ap 6 first attack of any round.

Lathe Greatsword (2570)
+(Melee | 2d10+3 R | Pen 5 | Unwieldly, Razor Sharp, Best quality, Immune to power field shatter) 

Gorge Pattern Grenade Launcher (300)
+ Red Dot Laser Sight (50)
+ (Basic | Special damage | S/-/- | Range 60 | Clip 1 | Reload Full | Reliable)
+ Blind Grenade X5 (125)
+ Hallucenogen Grenade X4 (200)
+ Photon Flash Grenade X3 (180)

Multikey (150)
Grapnel (30)

Experience 13000 / 13000

Untouchable Background - 400

Rank 1 - Sell Steel 0-500
Climb [100]
Silent Move [100]
Swim [100]
Catfall [100]
Heightened Senses (Sight) [100]

Rank 2 - Shadesman 500-999
Acrobatics [100]
Berserk Charge [100]
Shadowing [100]
Furious Assault [100]
Security [100]

Rank 3 - Nighthawk 1000-1999
Swift attack [200]
Basic Weapon Training (launcher) [200]
Rapid Reload [100]
Climb +10 [100]
Concealment [100]
Dodge +10 [100]
Silent Move +10 [100]
Swim +20 [100]

Rank 4 - Secluse 2000-2999
Acrobatics +10 [100]
Awareness +10 [100]
Scrutiny [100]
Search [100]
Lightning Reflexes [100]
Quick Draw [100]
Security +10 [100]
Tracking  [100]
Agility Advance 1 [100]
Weapon Skill Advance 1 [100]

Rank 5 - Assassin 3000-5999
Dodge +20 [100]
Contortionist [100]
Interrogation [100]
Search +10 [100]
Security +20 [100]
Tracking +10 [100]
Leap Up [100]
Melee Weapon Training (chain) [100]
Shadowing +10 [100]
Lightning Attack [200]
Rapid Reaction [100]
Blademaster [200]
Agility Advance 2 (250)
Weapon Skill Advance 2 (250)
Ballistic Skill Advance 1 (100)
Perception Advance 1 (250)
Toughness Advance 1 (250)
Weapon Skill Advance 3 (500)

Rank 6 - Death Adept 6000-7999
Step Aside [200]
Frenzy [200]
Blind Fighting [200]
Assassin Strike [100]
Double Team [100]
Climb +20 [100]
Concealment +10 [100]
Contortionist +10 [100]
Silent Move +20 [100]
Sprint [200]
Intimidate +10 [100]
Agility Advance 3 [500]

Rank 7 - Nihilator 8000-9999
Hard Target [200]
Combat Master[200]
Crippling Strike[200]
Awareness +20 [100]
Shadowing +20 [100]
Contortionist +20[100]
Disarm [100]
Weapon Skill Advance 4 (750)
Ballistic Skill Advance 2 (250)

Rank 8 - Imperator-Mortis 10000-12600
Fearless [300]
Battle Rage [200]
Concealment +20 [100]
Acrobatics +20 [100]
Agility Advance 4 (500)
Intelligence Advance 1 (250)
Willpower Advance 1 (250)
Sure Strike [200]
Precise Blow [200]
Ciphers (Acolyte) [100]
Heightened Senses (Hearing) [100]
Intimidate +20 [200]
Sound Constitution (Rank 1) [100]
Tracking +20 [100]


Starting Insanity: http://orokos.com/roll/434198 = 7
Edit: First bit of backstory in as well as exp buys. Will clean up and add purchases when I get the chance.
Edit 2: EXP and purchases are in. It would probably be in you all's best interest to maybe have Gas Masks or Rebreathers if/when I break out the party grenades.
Edit 3: Backstory and character sheet is finalized and ready for consideration.

DeathSandwich fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Sep 9, 2016

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