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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Drop a fridge on it.

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Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



...so then he turns to the kommendant and says "I said he's a grower, not a shoah".


Someone help me find a joke to which this is the punchline, I've done the hard bit.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
What do you call it when you don't know which group you're in because you have a full-on erection at all times?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

no but I know the phrase "I'm a grover(house) not a shover(bot)"

just my little sa humor joke funny

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Alucard posted:

What do you call it when you don't know which group you're in because you have a full-on erection at all times?

if you are more than 4 hours old you should consult your physicist

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Jesus Christ posted:

if you are more than 4 hours old you should consult your physicist

He just gave me some sort of bullshit about the conservation of mass and then went on blathering about multiverses and string theory.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Alucard posted:

What do you call it when you don't know which group you're in because you have a full-on erection at all times?

For all intents and purposes I would call that a shower.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
both :grin:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It means you never take showers, OP. As a result, things have started to grow on you.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Germstore posted:

For all intents and purposes I would call that a shower.

sorry to grammar nazi but it's "for all intensive purposes"

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

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My dicks so big I am sure I could beat a small mammal to death with it.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Jose Mengelez posted:

i rarely shower

LOL!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Triggered posted:

My dicks so big I am sure I could beat a small mammal to death with it.

define small. we talking a shrew or a squirrel or what?

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

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Germstore posted:

define small. we talking a shrew or a squirrel or what?

I would say a small dog like a Yorkshire terrier or an otter. You would probably have to strap the otter down because its not just going to sit there and take the beating. Dogs are dumb so I would just rub raw sausage meat on my dick to lure the dog forward and then attack.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
um is that a dick on the first page?? rude

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roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
at least wait until page 2 jeeze

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