You know the phrase "I'm a grower not a shower?"

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Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 06:40

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:39

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Like instead of filling with blood and expanding, it compresses into a hard little mass? That would be loving bizarre, and some bizarre loving

it's be like a little corpse penis, stiff with rigor mortis

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 07:09

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Even more alarming, how do you treat this?

EDIT: Do not hide NWS images behind spoiler tags, please.

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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 11:31

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

What do you call it when you don't know which group you're in because you have a full-on erection at all times?

if you are more than 4 hours old you should consult your physicist

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 13:20

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

For all intents and purposes I would call that a shower.

sorry to grammar nazi but it's "for all intensive purposes"

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 13:55

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