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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I once read a story in the AA book about this res kid who discovered painkillers after breaking his arm, and decided to just keep breaking bones for more drugs. Eventually he'd broken all of his extremities, his ribs, and knocked most of his teeth out before they made him get help. It was loving hilarious.

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Airborne Viking posted:

This thread is going to be a trigger for most Canadians.


Ask me about the bones of my ancestors.

What they taste like?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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Twistin' wigs with
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Free Market Mambo posted:

Frazier is hella milquetoast, it will be fun to read this.

I think you're hella milkytoast. What now?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

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Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
I have claimed many scalps from the white man. How.

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
The scalps are actually the scrotums of mine enemies. I stretch them out to skull size, then dry them in the sun. It is the way of my people.

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