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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

the water fountain dispenses only boiling water, what the gently caress

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Hot water very good for healthy

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFbFwmIKlqM

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
Looks like the smog is coming back have a good stay though.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Gonna have some authentic Generals Tso's ? lucky !

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Start jerking off right now, wherever you are at.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
Just keep saying "cao ni ma" (tsao knee mah)

It means nice to meet you in Mandarin

ohsosad
Feb 11, 2012

Why is every game i play unbalanced in the other guys favour?
Go to the McDonalds and buy really cheap cheeseburgers you fat gently caress.

Also why are you at Beijing airport?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
How many offers to be in commercials did you get?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ohsosad posted:

Go to the McDonalds and buy really cheap cheeseburgers you fat gently caress.

Also why are you at Beijing airport?

op is probably a weaboo on his way to japan

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

they think its weird as gently caress that we drink cold water.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

make some ramen right there in the airport OP, the gently caress you waiting for?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

OctoberBlues posted:

Start jerking off right now, wherever you are at.

jesus christ this. its custtomary in the orient to have a public jack to show that youre not a threat

source: i work at panda express

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
they invented tea

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

dad gay. so what posted:

they invented tea

God invented tea, actually.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Vegetable posted:

the water fountain dispenses only boiling water, what the gently caress

it's about time you gave your arse a good clean.
I hope my answer has helped you :)

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
pictures OP or gently caress you

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

they invented tea

nice tea meet you

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

notZaar posted:

God invented tea, actually.

But who invented god???

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
welcome to tea revolution

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
in bejjing if you dont chew on tea like tobacco everyone looks at you like youre a freak

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

OctoberBlues posted:

But who invented god???

necessity, if frank zappa isnt a dead lying bitch

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
in beijing hamburger eat you

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

OctoberBlues posted:

But who invented god???

God was created by the subliminal idea of evil implanted in man by his intelligence.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
in beijing you must tip every person you meet with a wise saying

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
in beijing a penny is worth a dollar if you know how to work the system

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
How's the air out there OP ? :smugmrgw:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
in bejing if you dont know directions just put a leash on a stray dog and it will lead you to where you need to be

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
in beijing you are a worthless oppressed piece of poo poo because you have no freedom and you will be killed if you have any original thought you stupid piece of poo poo

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

in beijing you are a worthless oppressed piece of poo poo because you have no freedom and you will be killed if you have any original thought you stupid piece of poo poo

dont sign your posts in beijing

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hth posted:

dont sign your posts in beijing

fine :mad:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

People always want to buy things that are USA made but then I tell them that they can get the China made thing for $5 each in three months or the USA made thing for $20 each in three weeks and they always choose the China made thing. lol

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
in bejing someone loves you

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
tell the PRC that they're a bunch of fukken authoritarian assholes

then start yelling about 1989 and the pro-democracy crackdown

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
play red rover in tiananmen square with a bunch of kids wearing tank costumes

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

stop drinking out of the bidet

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
do one of those things where you pull your pants down for a half a second, explode a poo poo on the street, and pull up your pants and keep walking

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

extra stout posted:

do one of those things where you pull your pants down for a half a second, explode a poo poo on the street, and pull up your pants and keep walking

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

OctoberBlues posted:

But who invented god???

The Beijing airport, obviously.


notZaar posted:

God was created by the subliminal idea of evil implanted in man by his intelligence.

notZaar confirmed for member of the Godhand.

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's one of my favorite games on the Ps2.

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