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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > LIVE: Chris Brown in House, Surrounded by Cops
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Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

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According to the LA Times, officers responded to a call for help from a woman at about 3AM. She claimed that Brown "pointed a gun at her during a violent rage before she ran outside to call police."

Impossible

Chris Brown would never do such a thing.

Renegret fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Aug 30, 2016

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

 *tosses bag of weapons and drugs out the window*

The police will NEVER find it!

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Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
 Can't this guy smoke some weed or something to chill out a bit ?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 Dude's got two atvs, two motorcycles AND a bouncy castle.

Living large!

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Goddammit Chris you're making life impossible for the other black person in your neighborhood!

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Nick Young is begging his friend and neighbor Chris Brown ... PACK YOUR STUFF AND MOVE ALREADY ... 'cause you're ruining the neighborhood.

Young currently lives right near Brown's valley home in Tarzana, CA -- which was surrounded by the SWAT team and police helicopters Tuesday morning after Brown allegedly threatened a woman with a gun.

"Chris Brown, you gotta move," Young says with choppers still flying overhead ... "Go on, get away from here!"

Young says Brown is essentially "making the block hot" -- attracting way too much police attention and he's worried the trouble is going to spill over his way.

"There's really only two of us [black people] over here ... at this rate you gonna make it one."

"Please, I like you, man. You my dawg. We go out, but you go out away from over here ... go!"
http://www.tmz.com/2016/08/30/nbas-nick-young-chris-browns-ruining-our-neighborhood-you-gotta-move/

:argh:

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

 liveposting all this poo poo to instagram while in a standoff with the police. lmao what a time we live in

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

liveposting all this poo poo to instagram while in a standoff with the police. lmao what a time we live in

Beats the gently caress out of watching a low speed police chase of a white bronco, huh?

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
pretty amazing the lengths police will go to if it humors a rich person

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

 [black people]

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FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
This guy had sex with Rhiana... I will forever look up to him for that.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

Beats the gently caress out of watching a low speed police chase of a white bronco, huh?

yeah lol

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
This guy beat up Rihanna and for that he needs to be shot in the brain until dead

Im rooting for the cops

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FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.

Zzulu posted:

This guy beat up Rihanna and for that he needs to be shot in the brain until dead

Im rooting for the cops

This too... but I've always been a glass half full guy.

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
about time

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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Why couldn't Kanye be there too? Then we'd have two sociopathic scumbags making asses of themselves. While filming themselves.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

 hes about to chris drown

in bullets

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

VendaGoat posted:

Beats the gently caress out of watching a low speed police chase of a white bronco, huh?

NO

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
He dead yet?

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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
please rename thread to Chris Brown Death Watch

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

FlimFlam Imam posted:

He dead yet?

idk, i wonder what the vegas odds are on him still being alive tomorrow

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spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
ok so who did he beat the poo poo out of this time, and where is Andy Levy to make fun of Chris

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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
kanye west may be poo poo, but he never stooped this low like chrissy boy here.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Parallax Scroll posted:

hes about to chris drown

in bullets
He gon' hold you down

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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord

Al Cowens posted:

He gon' hold you down

with the best headphones in the game

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SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)
Gettin' tweets read live. That's the goal here right?

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What a stupid way to go out if he does end up checking out.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

 they should tweet him his miranda rights

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
 Holy poo poo. My "wishing well" spin on the death pool may just pay off!

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

they should tweet him his miranda rights

Oh please do this.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Why do they can him breezy anyway. Is it because of the way His fist makes a breeze right before it hits a lady's face

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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Dude's got two atvs, two motorcycles AND a bouncy castle.

Living large!

I hope he tries to escape on the bouncy castle.

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

liveposting all this poo poo to instagram while in a standoff with the police. lmao what a time we live in

You weren't kidding. There's videos and poo poo. Hilarious.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

they should tweet him his miranda rights

#quitresisting

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 I don't think he is going to go to jail or get shot, imo.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope they handcuff him and let a female cop beat the poo poo out of him.

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

 I think it's time we forgave Chris Brown

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Roman Reigns posted:

I think it's time we forgave Chris Brown
For which thing? If it's hitting Rhianna then, yah, past is passed.

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
He should have thrown the bag into the bouncy castle and prayed for a strong Breezy to carry it fifty feet into the air. Police would never be able to prove that the illegal poo poo wasn't put into the castle after it left his estate. Case closed.

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Please, like you wouldn't hit that.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Roman Reigns posted:

I think it's time we forgave Chris Brown

He's a lunkhead.

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