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i am casting out the evil demon masturbation and not letting it back in my life. my pastor said when you do this perverted act and have those kind of unholy thoughts it makes the baby Jesus sad. I dont want the baby Jesus to be sad anymore! Who's with me?
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:46 |
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I also swear never to touch the OP.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:48 |
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Baby Jesus grew up eventually op. He probably touched himself too. hope this helps
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esy2b7qA9U4
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:49 |
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Sad baby Jesus is the best baby Jesus OP.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:50 |
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Applewhite posted:I also swear never to touch the OP. thanks brother applewhite shoophobo posted:Baby Jesus grew up eventually op. and you get an e-ticket straight to H E double hockeysticks
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:51 |
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one time after discovering that all my friends use lube to jerk off and I was the only dry rubber there I decided to see what it was like. I got a bit of dial soap and cranked away. Everything was fine until like the day after when my balls became swollen, red and tender. I had to be careful of how I walked for like a week and eventually the red dead skin just peeled of in the shower but my balls have remained swollen and huge since then. THey never went back down. Women always comment that my balls are huge. I hope that's a good thing.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:52 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sad baby Jesus is the best baby Jesus OP.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:52 |
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i cant stop my dick from touching me, get me out of this relationship
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:52 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sad baby Jesus is the best baby Jesus OP. next time you touch yourself think of sad baby jesus is all im saying
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:52 |
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Bill Barber posted:I found Waldo you need to give me my prize or you're no better than Lowtax with the bird challange. You didn't find Waldo, Waldo is a just an illusion.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:52 |
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JiveHonky posted:next time you touch yourself think of sad baby jesus is all im saying Um, I've jacked off to some weird poo poo, but I think I will pass trying this one JiveHonky.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:53 |
jah bless op
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:54 |
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I'm jerking off right now!
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:55 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Um, I've jacked off to some weird poo poo, but I think I will pass trying this one JiveHonky. i have 6gb of sad baby Jesus if you nee a hookup
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:55 |
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Nation posted:jah bless op alakem saalam
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:56 |
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JiveHonky posted:evil demon masturbation I would like to know more about this
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:56 |
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brb guys i just had a great idea
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:56 |
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You didn't even try with this thread. You think that saying "Baby Jesus" makes you funny. You should have tried to combine psychology into religion to make a subversive joke, but instead you relied on a keyword that you think is funny.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:57 |
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Every time you lie with yourself little Baby Jesus cries. But crying is how babies communicate. Don't you wanna have a little talk with Jesus?
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:59 |
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Me neither. I'm just gonna let my dick spray piss everywhere like some unwieldy firehose.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:59 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Me neither. I'm just gonna let my dick spray piss everywhere like some unwieldy firehose. but what if the weird stains that spring up everywhere start to look like Jesus?
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:00 |
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WHATA MATTA OP CANT FUCKEN REACH NO MORE?
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:00 |
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hi, my name is satanic splash-back and i'm a masturbator. i used to know my right, and i know it isn't right, but it felt so right, and when i left, that feels right too. all in all, it doesn't matter which hand you choose, there's only one direction that matters: coming.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:01 |
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i literally just came not 5 minutes ago hail Satan
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:02 |
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r/nofap
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:03 |
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Bert Roberge posted:but what if the weird stains that spring up everywhere start to look like Jesus? Cross that bridge when I come to it I reckon.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:03 |
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There's a reason why they used to call it self abuse. Much like allowing yourself to read this thread.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:07 |
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Busting makes me feel good!
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:08 |
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I'm jacking it right now OP. To the thought of you not jacking it. That is my fetish.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:09 |
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im going 2 rip my balls off and drink the cum straight from my balls. then put them on my lemon juicer and really grind em up so i can get the nice pulp to jam up my rear end on the tip of a dragon dildo.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:10 |
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Smythe posted:im going 2 rip my balls off and drink the cum straight from my balls. then put them on my lemon juicer and really grind em up so i can get the nice pulp to jam up my rear end on the tip of a dragon dildo. HNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:12 |
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touch me instead im lonely
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:14 |
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One time a buddy invited me to his church youth groups bible study and I said ok because some of those chicks had nice butts and I got to sat next to one of them. I was 13 and I could sit and feel a girl butt/thigh on my leg and older kids would be there too so basically no down sides. Except it was a pentecostle church and someone claimed the holy spirit suddenly arrived in the room and someone had a seizure and others hallucinated an angel walking around in the hallways. Butt touching was 3/10 but I drank 9 mountain dews so I came out on top afterall. I KNOW HOW TO loving WIN!!!
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:15 |
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Baby Jesus is dead the
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:18 |
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I think the story of Onan doesn't teach us that masturbation is wrong necessarily, it's just wrong if your brother's wife wants the payload and you don't give it to her (brothers gotta be dead tho) well that's my hot jizz take thanks for listening
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:19 |
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Smythe posted:im going 2 rip my balls off and drink the cum straight from my balls. then put them on my lemon juicer and really grind em up so i can get the nice pulp to jam up my rear end on the tip of a dragon dildo. But, "Cum" or semen comes from your prostate.
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:22 |
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shoophobo posted:But, "Cum" or semen comes from your prostate. thanks doc
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:22 |
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i'm jerkin' it to storage wars right now not even the women on the show just the storage units heaped with trash
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# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:23 |
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These days I just watch porn or cams and don't masturbate. I've stopped having much sex with my partner a long time ago, and only do it to keep the relationship alive. What's the point.
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